Pet names for your intimate parts!!!!!!!

16 Feb 2005

I fancied a giggle, thought I would try this one out. Not sure if it has been done before but.....
I suppose we all have/or have had pet names for our genitalia. I just wondered who has the strangest and why? lol

Mine is called Oscar.......
.......On account of his award-winning performances! wink

16 Feb 2005

This was a good thread, but it was some while ago, so i'm sure there's scope for further contributions on here.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9046.html
Mike.

16 Feb 2005

I call my better half's 'the Spunk Dustbin'. Don't worry, she gets the joke! It's when I call her a 'b@tch' that I get a good kicking.

16 Feb 2005

Cunt and cock.
Sorry, I`ll get my coat.............:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

16 Feb 2005

:laughabove:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by BigDanny12999
Mine is called Oscar.......
.......On account of his fantastic performances!

So can he get a bit wilde then?
I dont have a name for mine although an ex used to call my tits Tom and Jerry. I could never remember which was which......didnt seem to bother him.....

16 Feb 2005

well i call mine the hairysack of magic and the purple wand lol

:giggle:

16 Feb 2005

dino calls mine Flower and i call his jerry , it all stems from an episode of Jerry Springer , a long story , dont ask confused

<<<<<<<<<<<<< P.S ,does anyone like my yew tree ???

16 Feb 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
dino calls mine Flower and i call his jerry , it all stems from an episode of Jerry Springer , a long story , dont ask
<<<<<<<<<<<<< P.S ,does anyone like my yew tree ???

Of course, thats a lovely yew tree yew have there lol

16 Feb 2005

I've no idea what my pet calls THEM, but I do know what I called HER when 16 kilo dog puts all her weight on my right testicle!

16 Feb 2005

Quote by musketeer
I've no idea what my pet calls THEM, but I do know what I called HER when 16 kilo dog puts all her weight on my right testicle!

why is always the right nut too? It's like the toast usually falling butter side down... No viable scientific explanation

16 Feb 2005

I call mine my minnie moo confused

I have no idea why!! redface

16 Feb 2005

Quote by luv2lick
why is always the right nut too? It's like the toast usually falling butter side down... No viable scientific explanation

I seem to remember something from uni, about how butter fell face down, because the extra weight of the butter generally caused it to gravitate in that way.
But when we actually tried this, it turned out to be utter bollocks. Can't remember the exact figures, but it was roughly 50/50
And no, we didn't eat the toast afterwards smile

Ken

16 Feb 2005

Quote by kenmoo

why is always the right nut too? It's like the toast usually falling butter side down... No viable scientific explanation

I seem to remember something from uni, about how butter fell face down, because the extra weight of the butter generally caused it to gravitate in that way.
But when we actually tried this, it turned out to be utter bollocks. Can't remember the exact figures, but it was roughly 50/50
And no, we didn't eat the toast afterwards smile

Ken
Glad to see students are learning so much these days lol

:lol:
makes a mental note not to have toast the morning after at Kens place :lol:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by MQ
Glad to see students are learning so much these days :lol:
makes a mental note not to have toast the morning after at Kens place :lol:

Oi, this was many, many years ago.
...At least two.
Now I'm not a student, i even have milk thats in date for cereal!
:P
Not actually had toast in aaaaages. Possibly time for a repeat experiment.
Ken

16 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Cunt and cock.
Sorry, I`ll get my coat.............:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Lucky girl!! The ultimate self-service.

17 Feb 2005

Mine was called Harold by my ex (No idea why)
I'm hoping for a new name though. ;)

17 Feb 2005

Quote by leprechaun
well i call mine the hairysack of magic and the purple wand :giggle:

Purple? :shock: You need to buy bigger pants mate!! :lol: :lol:
That reminds me, an ex used to call me "space-hopper bollocks". Not sure if that is a good thing......

17 Feb 2005

always called it
me mary
:twisted:

17 Feb 2005

as long as its there when needed it can be called anything you want to call it smile

17 Feb 2005

You can call it what you like
but can you make it cum :twisted:
:evil2:

17 Feb 2005

my ex bf used to call my bits my 'minky' - absolutely no idea why confused

but then he did used to call me minky too - so thinking about it now some years on he was actually calling me a cunt :shock:
ahhh thats why we broke up! lol

my most recent bf called his willy mr wobbley tickle, needless to say we also broke up!
rotflmao

17 Feb 2005

Readers of Private Eye in the ...erm, late seventies I think, might remember one of their oft-repeated (true) stories of that time. An elderly duke married a much younger woman, and after they returned from their honeymoon, someone overheard asking him how the honeymoon had gone. He said it went quite well, but the only problem was that "Mister Mouse wouldn't come out to play."
Mike.

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
You can call it what you like
but can you make it cum :twisted:
:evil2:

perhaps the question should be "can I make You cum " smile

17 Feb 2005

i am really shy about names!!! confused

i tend to just mutter something under my breath lol

17 Feb 2005

Surprise surprise
Wishmaster, I cant believe we are not in here...........lol
Are u gonna tell em or should I ???????
Watch this space..................lol
Luv and cuddles
Blondeslave

17 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
my ex bf used to call my bits my 'minky' - absolutely no idea why
but then he did used to call me minky too - so thinking about it now some years on he was actually calling me a cunt :shock:

Minky was my childhood nickname rolleyes

17 Feb 2005

Well i was once asked by a bloke...
"Show me ur pink nosed puppies"!!!!!
Think he was refaring to my tits.... well, unless i've got pimples on my ass cheeks!!!