Phonecall from NASA

27 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Even Cadburys don't make chocco thighs like that!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Maybe they should!
mmmm... tasty.... wink

27 May 2005

Quote by westerross
By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

Do I qualify Tune..........huh !!!...........huh!!.........got me sprinkles all ready !!

27 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

Do I qualify Tune..........huh !!!...........huh!!.........got me sprinkles all ready !!

Desb pulls up a chair and waits patently for MRS FC to use the sprinkles :twisted: :twisted:

27 May 2005

hIya Choon
Can you please leave your shorts on a while longer please................
I am sat in the garden just finishing todays paper, and the natural light is fading fast...........
only the light emitting from your thighs is making reading possible.................
cheers mate, I owe you one lol

27 May 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
hIya Choon
Can you please leave your shorts on a while longer please................
I am sat in the garden just finishing todays paper, and the natural light is fading fast...........
only the light emitting from your thighs is making reading possible.................
cheers mate, I owe you one

Flippin 'eck Cardiff to Chesterfield! NASA must've been right!!

27 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

Do I qualify Tune..........huh !!!...........huh!!.........got me sprinkles all ready !!

There's sprinklers and SPRINKLERS and I'm ready to be SPRINKLED by you my duck (good west country parlance methinks!!)

27 May 2005

Quote by westerross

By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

Do I qualify Tune..........huh !!!...........huh!!.........got me sprinkles all ready !!

There's sprinklers and SPRINKLERS and I'm ready to be SPRINKLED by you my duck (good west country parlance methinks!!)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ooooh I'm going all wobbly now Tune !!!
Someone elp me while I spread the SPRINKLES.......whooops!!!!.....someone now !!! rolleyes

27 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

Do I qualify Tune..........huh !!!...........huh!!.........got me sprinkles all ready !!

There's sprinklers and SPRINKLERS and I'm ready to be SPRINKLED by you my duck (good west country parlance methinks!!)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ooooh I'm going all wobbly now Tune !!!
Someone elp me while I spread the SPRINKLES.......whooops!!!!.....someone now !!! rolleyes

with your aim :shock: .......tune your gonna end up with these sprinklies up yer arse crack.....MrsFC is drawn like a magnet towards crevice, gully, type things

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
with your aim :shock: .......tune your gonna end up with these sprinklies up yer arse crack.....MrsFC is drawn like a magnet towards crevice, guppy, type things

Oooooh Davej.....swoooooon your avatar has changed !!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

27 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Someone elp me while I spread the SPRINKLES.......whooops!!!!.....someone now !!!

Ooooh, Ooooh MrsFC Pick me, pick me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right, you tell me where you wanna sprinkle and I'll make sure it's wet and they will stick cool

:bounce:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
with your aim :shock: .......tune your gonna end up with these sprinklies up yer arse crack.....MrsFC is drawn like a magnet towards crevice, gully, type things

As long as those responsible are preepared to dig 'em out - I'm game!!

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Someone elp me while I spread the SPRINKLES.......whooops!!!!.....someone now !!!

Ooooh, Ooooh MrsFC Pick me, pick me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right, you tell me where you wanna sprinkle and I'll make sure it's wet and they will stick cool

:bounce:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oooooh Missy elp at last.... biggrin

You hold Tune down...............and I'll lick his bits.....to get them all sticky ........ 8-)
Then you can do the sprinkling.... :twisted:
Fair !!!

27 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

with your aim :shock: .......tune your gonna end up with these sprinklies up yer arse crack.....MrsFC is drawn like a magnet towards crevice, guppy, type things

Oooooh Davej.....swoooooon your avatar has changed !!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
It had to mrsFC, some new guy has the same one and is posting in the lets meet up section. As you know mrs davej can't read and only looks at the pictures. If she spots what she thinks is me in a different section, she'll mash me mumbles with a mallet. I like me mumbles the shape and size they are and don't want to be woken from my slumber with her trying to knock up round my chin

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Someone elp me while I spread the SPRINKLES.......whooops!!!!.....someone now !!!

Ooooh, Ooooh MrsFC Pick me, pick me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right, you tell me where you wanna sprinkle and I'll make sure it's wet and they will stick cool

:bounce:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Jeez, I missed this one - look at the size of it! Mind you if that's all yer gonna use to get me wet I think I might see what Mrs FC's got to offer.

28 May 2005

Oooh just found this thread and get to see Tunes thighs again, silly

hwoar: :smoke: :thrilled: :lickface: :grin: :mrgreen: :happy: :phwoar:

28 May 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Oooh just found this thread and get to see Tunes thighs again, hwoar: :smoke: :thrilled: :lickface: :grin: :mrgreen: :happy: :phwoar:

I'm thinking about tuppence a feel - d'you think I've priced meself out of the market?

28 May 2005

Checks her pockets and purse, tips out all the money she owns
How long is each feel? Is it tuppence per thigh or per pair of thighs?

28 May 2005

I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

28 May 2005

Quote by westerross
I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

FFS, use your initiative man!
Buy two feels, get cock free.
That's how you do it!
Venusxxx

28 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

FFS, use your initiative man!
Buy two feels, get cock free.
That's how you do it!
Venusxxx
:shock: You mucky woman - what are you suggesting, that he offers his cock to stroke too? :twisted:

28 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

FFS, use your initiative man!
Buy two feels, get cock free.
That's how you do it!
Venusxxx
:shock: You mucky woman - what are you suggesting, that he offers his cock to stroke too? :twisted:
Absofuckinglutely :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

28 May 2005

I've just appointed Venus my marketing manager. D'you want to know what the perks of the job are?

28 May 2005

I'm open to anything which doesn't involve pepper spray! :lol2:
Karenxxx

28 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I'm open to anything which doesn't involve pepper spray! :lol2:
Karenxxx

Nup! I'd like to think this'd get rid of yer headache.