Phonecall from NASA

27 May 2005

Bloody cheek!
Get home from work - quite hot - so out come the shorts for the first time this year. Out into the garden and ten minutes later I get a phonecall from NASA saying they've picked up something glaringly white on the satellite image and could I please turn it off.
Anyone who saw Mr Davej's comments about my white thighs will know what I mean, I guess!!

27 May 2005

Go put some trousers on Tune, your another member who's thighs are better suited to being in a KFC bucket than dangling outa some shorts........it aint fair on the neighbours.

27 May 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Chooon in shorts :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Where's the pic of yer thighs choon??? Dave, wheres his thighs?? :bounce: Last seen in another thread from way back yonder! dunno

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
Go put some trousers on Tune, your another member who's thighs are better suited to being in a KFC bucket than dangling outa some shorts........it aint fair on the neighbours.

Oi you.....leave old chicken legs KitKat out of this
I'm fighting you to defend his honour duel

LoL

27 May 2005

I'll have you know there are people hereabouts who would quite fancy my thighs if they weren't so white - and it's got nothin' to do with fitting into a KFC basket!!
Huh - first NASA now Davej - have I got all the world's agencies against me??

27 May 2005

Awwww Tune, they're probably being really unfair to you here...............but I couldn't possibly defend your thighs until I've seen them, so..........................come on show me them :twisted:
Fee
XX

27 May 2005

Wooooooohooooooooo :bounce:
Found em!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief comes running into this thread with Chooon thighs under her arm ......... and plops em in this thread :smile2:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
worship

27 May 2005

Shit ............... I presume that is your legs I've just carried in Choon????? :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Chooon in shorts :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Where's the pic of yer thighs choon??? Dave, wheres his thighs?? :bounce: Last seen in another thread from way back yonder!

ohh missy I can't find the buggers from way back, but trust me, they are smooth and white, just not right on a bloke, not right at all. O.K. for a girl or a pot of 'Apple White' emulsion, but just wrong for a rufty tufty bloke.
edit.....shit ya found em....wasn't telling fibs was I.....last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wooooooohooooooooo :bounce:
Found em!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief comes running into this thread with Chooon thighs under her arm ......... and plops em in this thread :smile2:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

/me reaches for sunglasses ffs tune there is always false tan mate....
pmsl
Minx xx

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wooooooohooooooooo :bounce:
Found em!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief comes running into this thread with Chooon thighs under her arm ......... and plops em in this thread :smile2:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MORE, more, more - show us more..... :twisted:

27 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
MORE, more, more - show us more..... :twisted:

Yayyyyyy More More :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

27 May 2005

Tune, can you just turn around a bit for me??
(purely to get a better angle on the thighs of course)
Fee
XX

27 May 2005

NOOOO!!!......It's tea time FFS!

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wooooooohooooooooo :bounce:
Found em!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief comes running into this thread with Chooon thighs under her arm ......... and plops em in this thread :smile2:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Yup that's them!! Oooh shit where d'ya get 'em from. I couldn't find them! redface

ops:

Quote by davej
ohh missy I can't find the buggers from way back, but trust me, they are smooth and white, just not right on a bloke, not right at all. O.K. for a girl or a pot of 'Apple White' emulsion, but just wrong for a rufty tufty bloke.
edit.....shit ya found em....wasn't telling fibs was I.....last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Oi ya bugger! I'll have you know those thigh are hard workers - 'specially yesterday afternoon!

27 May 2005

Quote by westerross

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Yup that's them!! Oooh shit where d'ya get 'em from. I couldn't find them! redface

ops:

Quote by davej
ohh missy I can't find the buggers from way back, but trust me, they are smooth and white, just not right on a bloke, not right at all. O.K. for a girl or a pot of 'Apple White' emulsion, but just wrong for a rufty tufty bloke.
edit.....shit ya found em....wasn't telling fibs was I.....last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Oi ya bugger! I'll have you know those thigh are hard workers - 'specially yesterday afternoon!
They still running Panto in Wales then Tune cos they gotta be white tights your wearing......c'mon admit it you've been doing a season of Alladin.

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Quid or no quid - you will still find nuts on top of them legs :twisted: rotflmao

27 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Go put some trousers on Tune, your another member who's thighs are better suited to being in a KFC bucket than dangling outa some shorts........it aint fair on the neighbours.

Oi you.....leave old chicken legs KitKat out of this
I'm fighting you to defend his honour duel

LoL

he has just found competition Helen

27 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Quid or no quid - you will still find nuts on top of them legs :twisted: rotflmao

If thats the case then I just know where the flake is gonna be and in all honesty I wouldn't wanna go near it

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
..... the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled his nuts on top and charged me a quid......

I had him do the same thing to me :shock: seemed good value for a quid lol

27 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
..... the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled his nuts on top and charged me a quid......

I had him do the same thing to me :shock: seemed good value for a quid lol

:rotflmao:

27 May 2005

Quote by davej
last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Quid or no quid - you will still find nuts on top of them legs :twisted: rotflmao

If thats the case then I just know where the flake is gonna be and in all honesty I wouldn't wanna go near it
Yeah well I've got a spare flake here - it's gonna join yer head methinks!!
By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!

27 May 2005

Quote by westerross
last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Quid or no quid - you will still find nuts on top of them legs :twisted: rotflmao

If thats the case then I just know where the flake is gonna be and in all honesty I wouldn't wanna go near it
Yeah well I've got a spare flake here - it's gonna join yer head methinks!!
By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!
Volunteers to sprinkle TE's nuts

27 May 2005

Hmmmm....I smell something fruity going on with choccie and nuts :lickface: my fave. Save me some?

27 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
last time I saw something that white the bloke shoved a flake into it, sprinkled nuts on top and charged me a quid......

Quid or no quid - you will still find nuts on top of them legs :twisted: rotflmao

If thats the case then I just know where the flake is gonna be and in all honesty I wouldn't wanna go near it
Yeah well I've got a spare flake here - it's gonna join yer head methinks!!
By the way there only a few people who are qualified to sprinkle me nuts!!
Volunteers to sprinkle TE's nuts
Here, there's not that many of them to sprinkle with volunteers. Can I have the choice of who does it - now there's a thought - Hmmmm who shall I choose??

27 May 2005

:bounce:

27 May 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
ffs tune there is always false tan mate....

Fair Chooon......

Wow Chooon, you could be a film star with them tanned legs!!! worship

Just like Garfield

:rotflmao: bolt

27 May 2005

Tune hun, you stay white. I'm as white as a lily and proud of it!
I'll still have skin when everyone else has given up on theirs! :smug:
Venusxxx

27 May 2005

So is it true your legs can be seen while orbiting the earth just like the Great Wall of China?? lol

27 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Tune hun, you stay white. I'm as white as a lily and proud of it!
I'll still have skin when everyone else has given up on theirs! :smug:
Venusxxx

I agree white skin should be treasured like no other!!

Quote by MISSCHIEF
ffs tune there is always false tan mate....

Fair Chooon......

Wow Chooon, you could be a film star with them tanned legs!!! worship

Just like Garfield

:rotflmao: bolt

Fooking' Hell woman - what have yer done?? Even Cadburys don't make chocco thighs like that!! :shock: :shock: :shock: