Photo Ads - Do They Make Anybody Else Laugh?

1 May 2005

Hi folks. Have been on this site a few times over the last few months and I am starting to get worried. I keep searching through the photo ads and, instead of being turned on, I find myself bursting into fits of laughter. Do people realise what they are writing or are they so sexed up their brain doesnt function? One ad today - "W/E thick male" - probably posted by a professor or somebody. Also "Do not reply if you are a hairy CD" - I was in tears after that one.
Can we have some ads that are intentionally funny and sexy? I have seen some and they aways seem to be posted by women. Us guys obviously lose our sense of humour with an erection.
Hairy CDs need not reply to this biggrin

1 May 2005

:gagged:

1 May 2005

well my add is very boring!.. as long the chatroom and forum, i tend to waffle!.. it ened up like a mini essay!
Jiggle

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
well my add is very boring!.. as long the chatroom and forum, i tend to waffle!.. it ened up like a mini essay!
Jiggle

Yes but was nice to read
Tina biggrin

1 May 2005

I dont look at the ads Babe,
But I will if you think they are going to make me laugh !!!!
Can never have enough chuckles !!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
well my add is very boring!.. as long the chatroom and forum, i tend to waffle!.. it ened up like a mini essay!
Jiggle

Not boring - informative is the word wink

1 May 2005

Lately when ive looked at the ads ive wanted to cry ,not laugh.
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You're obviously looking in the wrong section then. Try men (or couples) looking for women... wink

(tongue in cheek)..
So are you sure they're only looking for men? They might have another ad looking for women too if you're lucky. I know I have one in three sections (as my sig. shows).

1 May 2005

Quote by breezer
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You're obviously looking in the wrong section then. Try men (or couples) looking for women... wink

(tongue in cheek)..
So are you sure they're only looking for men? They might have another ad looking for women too if you're lucky. I know I have one in three sections (as my sig. shows).
I look in the fetish section. All the other sections are too mainstream, and a tad dear i say, boring!!

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You're obviously looking in the wrong section then. Try men (or couples) looking for women... wink

(tongue in cheek)..
So are you sure they're only looking for men? They might have another ad looking for women too if you're lucky. I know I have one in three sections (as my sig. shows).
I look in the fetish section. All the other sections are too mainstream, and a tad dear i say, boring!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: biggrin

:D :wink: :wink:

1 May 2005

Quote by thegooddoctor
Hi folks. Have been on this site a few times over the last few months and I am starting to get worried. I keep searching through the photo ads and, instead of being turned on, I find myself bursting into fits of laughter. Do people realise what they are writing or are they so sexed up their brain doesnt function? One ad today - "W/E thick male" - probably posted by a professor or somebody. Also "Do not reply if you are a hairy CD" - I was in tears after that one.
Can we have some ads that are intentionally funny and sexy? I have seen some and they aways seem to be posted by women. Us guys obviously lose our sense of humour with an erection.
Hairy CDs need not reply to this

Mine was so good I deleted it myself! IMO, it was bloody embarasing when I looked at it. :shock:

1 May 2005

Us guys obviously lose our sense of humour with an erection.

How does the saying go? God made man with two heads but only enough blood to work one at a time! Could be the answer?

Hairy CDs need not reply to this

Damn! Too late!! Sorry mate! (tongue in cheek)

10 May 2005

women for male ads ...masquerading men
couples for male ads ..ditto
couples for women...youl be lucky
men for men ..couples for couples..roaring success ?

10 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Lately when ive looked at the ads ive wanted to cry ,not laugh.
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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10 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Lately when ive looked at the ads ive wanted to cry ,not laugh.
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sorry Foxy, I realised just after I posted the add, that I'd spelt female wrong.
John
wink

10 May 2005

My ads are an attempt to stand out from the 1000s of others. Doesn't seemed to have worked so far.
As for masquerading, I'm sure that there must be at least one person who's made an ad up as a woman(complete with pics) who is actually a man. Why though, I can't see any reason for confused

10 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
My ads are an attempt to stand out from the 1000s of others. Doesn't seemed to have worked so far.
As for masquerading, I'm sure that there must be at least one person who's made an ad up as a woman(complete with pics) who is actually a man. Why though, I can't see any reason for

because their gay and get more responses from guys. the guys send in their pics and probably much more entertaining, webcam
so be careful or you maybe jerking off in front of a geezer!

11 May 2005

<<<<<<<<looks @ her ad...........................rrrr it will do!!!!

11 May 2005

Judy
sorry if you ve got the wrong end of my stick
pm on its way
andy 38dd blonde looking for big boy

11 May 2005

OK, guys...
we have yet to put in a photo ad, do you have any do's and dont's?
what are the turn off's and your turn on's?
the last thing we want it to be ignored or put on to the idiot list. Ive had a look through the ad's and some are laffable.

11 May 2005

Quote by JudyTV
My ads are an attempt to stand out from the 1000s of others. Doesn't seemed to have worked so far.
As for masquerading, I'm sure that there must be at least one person who's made an ad up as a woman(complete with pics) who is actually a man. Why though, I can't see any reason for

If as you say "you are sure of it" and it is a definite attempt to deceive then report it. What and where is your evidence for this. If you don't have any then to quote your own reply ....."I can't see any reason for :?" Don't knock the photo ads just because they are not working for you at this particular time.
To repeat ..... if you really are sure (your words) they are fake or masqueading then report them, if not then give them the benefit of the doubt. If you are referring to TVs and TSs (Im sure you are not) then you will find that they have no intention of deceiving and are NOT masquerading in any way, as short of taking a Stanley knife with them to a meet then eventually all will be revealed. However, revelation is usually long before we even get to that stage.
The ads section isn't perfect, it is merely another tool (no pun) at our disposal. Its better to just use it rather moan about it. Personally I use many different ad sites / web sites and different sections within those sites. I update my ad on a regular basis or it falls to page 1000 in very fast time. They work for me and for many other people. Some people think they can put in a four line ad and ....way hayyyyyy shagarama . Guess what ?? yea right as if. The ads like all things in life give out what you put in. Throw enough darts at the board and you are bound to get a bulls eye.
To sum up. No one will come knocking at your door and say ....Hi, you are the moaner from SH I have come to give you a blow job and shag you. .....Dont whinge just go out and get it. However, you WILL have to work at it..
Judy
I'm not moaning at all. You're right, I don't have any evidence to prove it, but I don't have any evidence to disprove it either, so there could be someone out there who is posting in 'Women seeking Men' when that person is a man.

11 May 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
OK, guys...
we have yet to put in a photo ad, do you have any do's and dont's?
what are the turn off's and your turn on's?
the last thing we want it to be ignored or put on to the idiot list. Ive had a look through the ad's and some are laffable.

Do - advertise for guys who live in the Stirling area
Do - advertise for men with hands like shovels
Dont - do anything I wouldnt do
Dont - hang around to long I've got Judo tonight
lol

11 May 2005

do adverise for fat balding ugly blokes with small knobs
might get lucky here ...yet

11 May 2005

I wont go into content, but if you want the Mods to leave it on, try this.
Make sure that you post it in the right category.
If you are looking for a girl/guy to join you and partner may join in, don't post in Women seeking......., it should be Couple seeking.......
If you put 'meet today', that's how long your post will last. They get deleted everyday and also 'Monday' gets deleted on Tuesday - do you follow?
Don't post an unverified email address in the ad. we will shoot you.
If you want couples, single guys and single girls, personalise the ad for each section, don't just 'cut and paste' the whole thing. It only takes a moment to alter a phrase or paragraph.
Be prepared for shitloads of emails, and I mean shitloads. You won't want to reply to all of them, so maybe post in the ad something along the lines of '...... we will attempt to reply to those who comply, but don't take it personal if you don't hear from us......' or something similar.
Possibly better to keep your email hidden, that way who ever replies to you must be registered with us and if you get hassle, it is easier for us to track them down and pull their fingernails out. However, be prepared that should you decide to send someone a 'thanks, but no thanks' reply, they then will know your email address.
Loads and loads more, but certainly enough to get on with. Best tip of the day, though, is we are totally corruptable, so if you want your ad to stay on, you have to shag at least 3 mods. Don't listen to the rabble about us being fair - that was last week!! lol

:twisted:
Have fun!!
Mal
wink

11 May 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
OK, guys...
we have yet to put in a photo ad, do you have any do's and dont's?
what are the turn off's and your turn on's?
the last thing we want it to be ignored or put on to the idiot list. Ive had a look through the ad's and some are laffable.

Lol @ previous quote of this's response (I mean wildwilly's)...
But seriously:
* Pics of your cock aren't particularly helpful to most people, face or full-length ones are much better if you're happy letting anyone see them - obv. if you don't want to post naked pics, don't.
* Requiring photos in responses and not putting any in the advert isn't that friendly
* Don't just write "I want a shag" or other one-liner - although if you're a woman you'll probably get millions of responses from this - just the vast majority you probably wouldn't want to meet or wouldn't be suitable.
* The more specific you are, the easier it is to weed out those who obviously didn't read the advert, and the fewer you'll have to sort through. Being too specific won't get you as many replies though. Your time, your choice.
* If you really don't want any single men to reply, say so. You'll still get them but they can be safely deleted
Sure I missed out some useful tips, but I'm sure the search button will come up with some help too. Maybe even there's a site help section of use - general site tips should have some relevance...

11 May 2005

Quote by wildwilly
Do - advertise for guys who live in the Stirling area
Do - advertise for men with hands like shovels
Dont - do anything I wouldnt do
Dont - hang around to long I've got Judo tonight

lmao.... wait till we get the ad and pix up before you commit to anything!!
you are all pretty damn funny...

11 May 2005

Dear Moderator.
Thank you kndly for your words of support, we will do our best with the ad's and will try not to fall into the category of idiots...
love n licks,
nic x
p.s. nice arse... and i will try for shagging the mods at least 3 times a week!

11 May 2005

Breezer,
thanks for all that, its now safely on the site and i can come back to it and read it again, will also have the bloke look over it, hes an unfortunate soul and has to work today...
thanks to everyone for all their input...
even the cheeky bits! flipa

11 May 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
Dear Moderator.
Thank you kndly for your words of support, we will do our best with the ad's and will try not to fall into the category of idiots...
love n licks,
nic x
p.s. nice arse... and i will try for shagging the mods at least 3 times a week!

......... or you can shag the same Mod three times - that works too!
Have fun!
Mal
wink