Pissedy Postie Posts A Pickled Piggy-a shock result

4 Nov 2005

Yes, the letterbox dodging workshy 2000+ postings gobshiteness one is in the pub again and i was wandering what marvelous adventures await on his return this time.
i've supplied several options in the poll but would also be happy with evil suggestions :twisted:

4 Nov 2005

WTF :shock:
are you pissed?

4 Nov 2005

You missed the 'fall asleep chucking one over the nuts' option wink

Mwah to Postie
Caffy x

4 Nov 2005

if Postie is in the pub now (good man) then i want to join him in getting blind drunk!!
i'm reading through students written work and it's doing my head in. I need a bloody drink.
Postie, pet, hope you get bladdered and come on here to give some of us a laugh at your expense.
have a few for me
drinkies

I for one predicted he would post on here for 5 minutes before going to bed.

4 Nov 2005

Too pissed to chase after the Fecker whos just nicked his hat rolleyes

(like at North East Munch!) lol
Mr goodtimez

4 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
WTF :shock:
are you pissed?

i must be? i put the option of 'witty & entertaining' :giggle:

4 Nov 2005

After seeing him in Vix's bra :shock: and skimpy's halo and wings confused

i'm wondering what he will be wearing when he gets home :?:

4 Nov 2005

Well, I voted "witty and entertaining" as this is how Postie always is.
See? I can be nice.

4 Nov 2005

You missed the option of 'sending incomprehensible and rambling PMs to people who live in a different country to the one he thinks they live in'.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
You missed the option of 'sending incomprehensible and rambling PMs to people who live in a different country to the one he thinks they live in'.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

It wouldn't fit dunno

4 Nov 2005

Oh goody !!!
If Postie is pissed later, then he might be more willing to carry out my request :happy:
I'm off to PM him now and sit and wait on his return......... :rascal:
Fee
XX

4 Nov 2005

Quote by fluffer
if Postie is in the pub now (good man) then i want to join him in getting blind drunk!!
i'm reading through students written work and it's doing my head in. I need a bloody drink.
Postie, pet, hope you get bladdered and come on here to give some of us a laugh at your expense.
have a few for me

I for one predicted he would post on here for 5 minutes before going to bed.

Wow, you haven't disappeared into the aether after all. surprised

4 Nov 2005

yip......whos gonna get the first pissed up pm...........
he reminds me of 8 ace from viz comic lol..........

4 Nov 2005

He seems pretty sober to me at the moment wink

:twisted:
Fee
XX

4 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)

4 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)

mwah right back at ya wink

Fee
XX

4 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
Thought he was in the pub.........is he so sad he took his laptop in with him??!?!! rolleyes

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Amber
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
Thought he was in the pub.........is he so sad he took his laptop in with him??!?!! rolleyes

I don't get a laptop until next week !!! (so i can log on from work :shock: ) FYI , Edith (aka - Amber) I was in the pub all afternoon... and then i came home, much against my will... but every other fucker wanted to go home.... bastardfs...
And now i am here... drinking... Ginger wine! (the red vino run out...)

4 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
Thought he was in the pub.........is he so sad he took his laptop in with him??!?!! rolleyes

I don't get a laptop until next week !!! (so i can log on from work :shock: ) FYI , Edith (aka - Amber) I was in the pub all afternoon... and then i came home, much against my will... but every other fucker wanted to go home.... bastardfs...
And now i am here... drinking... Ginger wine! (the red vino run out...)
Ok Bertie........don't get your thong in a twist!!........(perhaps no one likes you hun!) lol

5 Nov 2005

I've got a stinking hangover... sad

5 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
I've got a stinking hangover...

Only one cure for that Postie :twisted:
Get your sad arse over here and PARDEY lol

:lol: (tonite's the nite wink

(see LMU))

5 Nov 2005

Does your head hurt Postie? .........................I SAID DOES YOUR HEAD HURT POSTIE? :grin: innocent

5 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
AM or PM ? makes a difference

6 Nov 2005

well, the results are in and as you can see the posite will manage 5 minutes online before passing out option won.
at this point i would have normally insinuated that pastie is a no good alkie, incapable of going on a drinking spree, and several other witty insults at his expense but......
Friday night. i had 3 or 4 pints before stumbling to bed too tired to get online.
Saturday night. i went out to watch the fireworks and have a quick pint or two, don't remember leaving the pub, just waking with a hangover and a full bladder.
So, a shock result in the poll. the judges final decision being......it is infact me that is a no good alkie, incapable of going on a drinking spree redface

ops: :oops:
Sorry Pistie, you are in fact a drinking god and i bow down to greatness- just don't laugh too loud, my head hurts

6 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
well, the results are in and as you can see the posite will manage 5 minutes online before passing out option won.
at this point i would have normally insinuated that pastie is a no good alkie, incapable of going on a drinking spree, and several other witty insults at his expense but......
Friday night. i had 3 or 4 pints before stumbling to bed too tired to get online.
Saturday night. i went out to watch the fireworks and have a quick pint or two, don't remember leaving the pub, just waking with a hangover and a full bladder.
So, a shock result in the poll. the judges final decision being......it is infact me that is a no good alkie, incapable of going on a drinking spree ops: :oops:
Sorry Pistie, you are in fact a drinking god and i bow down to greatness- just don't laugh too loud, my head hurts

You fecking lightweight !! :lol2:
You need to get in training by swapping the milk on your Sugar Puffs to Stella, discard the coffee for sherry, and make sure you only have a bath in beer. Then, my son, you shall achieve greatness....
(not touched a drop today... if you don't count drinking until 4am this morning rolleyes

)

6 Nov 2005

worst thing is, i've had people saying' then you did this and then you said that' odd, stupid things people will take the piss out of for a while, ahhh feck!!! redface

ops: :oops:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
worst thing is, i've had people saying' then you did this and then you said that' odd, stupid things people will take the piss out of for a while, ahhh feck!!! ops: :oops:

did they say you'd volunteered your house for a party?

First Class Male or First Class Pisshead