Quote by HungryP
Don't you just hate it when they lose their erection whilst trying to get the condom on?!!
Its not something we do just to frustrate you, you know :shock: :shock: :shock: 
The worst bit has to be opening the bloody packet. You pull it and push it and try to twist it and finally put it in your mouth and bite it, and still the bloody wrapper won't break, and meanwhile the message in the lady's eyes is changing from "come fuck me" to "I wonder what happened on Emmerdale tonight?" and you're little man is getting bored waiting... :cry:
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