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Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is near to closing, the masqurade ball.
Mr Bilko has asked me to convey a message to all that have played the game this weekend.
" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )
Next week I will allow you another weekend of this madness from Friday to Sunday."
Icepie another theme please.
Okay now that I have passed on this message I will leave for the time being and reveal myself later as requested. redface
Can I be as bold as to make a real suggestion? maybe the ball idea is good in we can have a good old laugh? I kind of dont wanna change mine because it is different?? Maybe we could have some sticky with rules to show ALL newbies that when they see the names on, to look at the bottom of the post for a quote which says something about a masquerade ball name, and they will know it is the mad sods posting? I can see the confusion BUT I have really enjoyed the fun all be it that i have not had enough?
Heya wait a meeneet Engerland are playing tonight a and they nota playing Mexico so they gotta chancea so I wanna wtacha thema.
Wila bea here somatime heh! I gotta shoota about twelvea people's boll**cks offa!
Can I go on with the bucket and collect the parts you ' donna ' want eli??
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Heya wait a meeneet Engerland are playing tonight a and they nota playing Mexico so they gotta chancea so I wanna wtacha thema.
Wila bea here somatime heh! I gotta shoota about twelvea people's boll**cks offa!

dont you guys worry I've word that old ugly could't hit a cows arse with a banjo so yer bollox are safe
Hey ugly when are you and that cowboy outa the village people gonna have your duel or has the french guy scared ya both with his floppy hankies (talking of which frenchie give one to that dirty no name to clear up his spit with)
maybe eli wants to hang the balls round his neck instead of bullets...well still bullets of a kind are they not?
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" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )

make me.....make me ......
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" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )

no!
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dont you guys worry I've word that old ugly could't hit a cows arse with a banjo so yer bollox are safe)

Yeah but I gotta seex bullets and a they only gotta 2 boll**cks. (None ina the cas ofa the David Benta! Ha!
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Hey ugly when are you and that cowboy outa the village people gonna have your duel or has the french guy scared ya both with his floppy hankies (talking of which frenchie give one to that dirty no name to clear up his spit with)

Heya I speeta too. I beata olda 'shaved undera hees poncho' in a speeting contest down ole Mehico way bak een '64!
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maybe eli wants to hang the balls round his neck instead of bullets...well still bullets of a kind are they not?

Heya theesa girla - she gotta the right idea heh!
we aint gonna tell ya .....we aint gonna tell ya......
Excuse me people ,
I only passed on a message from the Sarge himself.
Not my idea for you lot to show yourselves. redface surprisedops:
Groucho I will spank that bottom if I catch you. biggrin
lucrezia You are brave enough to say no to Sarge :shock: :shock:
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lucrezia You are brave enough to say no to Sarge :shock: :shock:

I am brave enough to say no to anyone!
do i need to remind you the fate of many of my enemies?
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Heya I speeta too. I beata olda 'shaved undera hees poncho' in a speeting contest down ole Mehico way bak een '64!

the've got Harvester restuarants in Mexico !!
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Groucho I will spank that bottom if I catch you. biggrin

groucho thinks why didnt I chose to be Duncan Norville but here goes...... CHASE ME ....CHASE ME.....
I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes
Curious if anyone guessed me at all??????
hey, pilgrims, I aint got no name anyhow, so I'm sure in a pickle... any body got an idea?
Maybe I oughta just mosey on back next time you have one o' these 'balls', an shoot me a few more varmints-might even get to have a slug o' redeye with that Clamity Jane or that Miss Bennett?
I'll be here later-to deal wityh Ugly...
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I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes

I dunno eet seeems to feet youa quita wella Heh! Heh!
<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano
I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes
now you've got me wondering if I should stay in disguise cos the other me is a prat all the time !!
lol
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I dunno eet seeems to feet youa quita wella Heh! Heh!

Yeh, I was only having a bit of a laugh like. Most people realise this.
Dunno what his problem is, just cos I pulled more than he did there's no need to hate me for it. I can't help it, it's just me, the girls seem to like a straight up guy. And that's what I am, no pretences, just me, David Brent, friend as well as boss.
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<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano

Oh Frenchie..... I dont think so............no stripes or lizard tails here, just a head full of bollox
:2fingers: :2fingers:
Mmmmmmmmmmm - wonder if I should deactivate all the pretend names until next week.. let's have a vote??? evil :twisted: :twisted:
hello Jags fancy a big glass of wine? biggrin :D
Oooo I have pringles as well fancy some.
see you guys i'm distracting the wench for you all to still play on
Jags, Ma'am...
Better unmask the critters so I know who I'ma shootin' at...
Would hate to shoot some innocent sould thinkin' it was one o' them varmints!
(You nervous yet Ugly? Consolin' yourself on frog's legs frenchy? Hidin' yet Bent? Run off on yer big white ball Prisoner?)
I reckon we can all think new names for another time-'cept me, as I aint got no name
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I vote you should deactivate those two dirty cowboy types for spittin on everything all weekend !!!
my shoes are filthy now.
deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!
Now I can WHIP, SLAP and DEACTIVATE all in one fell swoop.. so masks off for the girls or the dungeon awaits :twisted:
Wine is good MrsFC, thanks, but I won't be distracted from my mission to sort out this motely lot tonight.
Reveal yourselves or prepare to be no longer.......
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deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

Mrs Borgia , Ma'am....
If you watched my film 'High Plains Drifter', I was whipped within an inch of my life-in fact, I'm dead.....
Maybe I came back to revenge myself on them that done me wrong...
Either ways, I'm dead, an' when I've shot me my varmints, I shall mosey on back to where I came from..
All this killin' is tirin' now I'm a Granpappy an' all
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deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

I'm with you Lucrezia....a public flogging for the flem brothers...... tie their knackers to the saddle and give the horse a giddyup..........
Hey remember the series Branded where they ripped off the guys buttons and broke his sword? ......somthing along them lines.... yeah cut their belts and let thetr trousers drop and then make em do bunny hops....Ha!! that'll teach em for spitting beetroots.