Please can I have your attention.

13 Jun 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is near to closing, the masqurade ball.
Mr Bilko has asked me to convey a message to all that have played the game this weekend.
" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )
Next week I will allow you another weekend of this madness from Friday to Sunday."
Icepie another theme please.
Okay now that I have passed on this message I will leave for the time being and reveal myself later as requested. redface

13 Jun 2004

Can I be as bold as to make a real suggestion? maybe the ball idea is good in we can have a good old laugh? I kind of dont wanna change mine because it is different?? Maybe we could have some sticky with rules to show ALL newbies that when they see the names on, to look at the bottom of the post for a quote which says something about a masquerade ball name, and they will know it is the mad sods posting? I can see the confusion BUT I have really enjoyed the fun all be it that i have not had enough?

13 Jun 2004

Heya wait a meeneet Engerland are playing tonight a and they nota playing Mexico so they gotta chancea so I wanna wtacha thema.
Wila bea here somatime heh! I gotta shoota about twelvea people's boll**cks offa!

13 Jun 2004

Can I go on with the bucket and collect the parts you ' donna ' want eli??

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Eli the Ugly
Heya wait a meeneet Engerland are playing tonight a and they nota playing Mexico so they gotta chancea so I wanna wtacha thema.
Wila bea here somatime heh! I gotta shoota about twelvea people's boll**cks offa!

dont you guys worry I've word that old ugly could't hit a cows arse with a banjo so yer bollox are safe
Hey ugly when are you and that cowboy outa the village people gonna have your duel or has the french guy scared ya both with his floppy hankies (talking of which frenchie give one to that dirty no name to clear up his spit with)

13 Jun 2004

maybe eli wants to hang the balls round his neck instead of bullets...well still bullets of a kind are they not?

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )

make me.....make me ......

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
" Could all you people take of your masks and start revealing yourself as from this evening (wbb to you )

no!

13 Jun 2004

Quote by groucho
dont you guys worry I've word that old ugly could't hit a cows arse with a banjo so yer bollox are safe)

Yeah but I gotta seex bullets and a they only gotta 2 boll**cks. (None ina the cas ofa the David Benta! Ha!

Quote by groucho
Hey ugly when are you and that cowboy outa the village people gonna have your duel or has the french guy scared ya both with his floppy hankies (talking of which frenchie give one to that dirty no name to clear up his spit with)

Heya I speeta too. I beata olda 'shaved undera hees poncho' in a speeting contest down ole Mehico way bak een '64!

13 Jun 2004

Quote by miss whiplash
maybe eli wants to hang the balls round his neck instead of bullets...well still bullets of a kind are they not?

Heya theesa girla - she gotta the right idea heh!

13 Jun 2004

we aint gonna tell ya .....we aint gonna tell ya......

13 Jun 2004

Excuse me people ,
I only passed on a message from the Sarge himself.
Not my idea for you lot to show yourselves. redface

ops:
Groucho I will spank that bottom if I catch you. biggrin

lucrezia You are brave enough to say no to Sarge :shock: :shock:

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
lucrezia You are brave enough to say no to Sarge :shock: :shock:

I am brave enough to say no to anyone!
do i need to remind you the fate of many of my enemies?

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Eli the Ugly
Heya I speeta too. I beata olda 'shaved undera hees poncho' in a speeting contest down ole Mehico way bak een '64!

the've got Harvester restuarants in Mexico !!

13 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
:
Groucho I will spank that bottom if I catch you.

groucho thinks why didnt I chose to be Duncan Norville but here goes...... CHASE ME ....CHASE ME.....

13 Jun 2004

I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes

Curious if anyone guessed me at all??????

13 Jun 2004

hey, pilgrims, I aint got no name anyhow, so I'm sure in a pickle... any body got an idea?
Maybe I oughta just mosey on back next time you have one o' these 'balls', an shoot me a few more varmints-might even get to have a slug o' redeye with that Clamity Jane or that Miss Bennett?
I'll be here later-to deal wityh Ugly...
??

13 Jun 2004

Quote by DAVlD BENT
I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun!

I dunno eet seeems to feet youa quita wella Heh! Heh!

13 Jun 2004

<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano

13 Jun 2004

I will reveal myself in an hour........ being a prat isn't fun! rolleyes

now you've got me wondering if I should stay in disguise cos the other me is a prat all the time !!
lol

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Eli the Ugly
I dunno eet seeems to feet youa quita wella Heh! Heh!

Yeh, I was only having a bit of a laugh like. Most people realise this.
Dunno what his problem is, just cos I pulled more than he did there's no need to hate me for it. I can't help it, it's just me, the girls seem to like a straight up guy. And that's what I am, no pretences, just me, David Brent, friend as well as boss.

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Cyrano de Bergerac
<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano

Oh Frenchie..... I dont think so............no stripes or lizard tails here, just a head full of bollox
:2fingers: :2fingers:

13 Jun 2004

Mmmmmmmmmmm - wonder if I should deactivate all the pretend names until next week.. let's have a vote??? evil

:twisted: :twisted:

13 Jun 2004

hello Jags fancy a big glass of wine? biggrin

:D
Oooo I have pringles as well fancy some.
see you guys i'm distracting the wench for you all to still play on

13 Jun 2004

Jags, Ma'am...
Better unmask the critters so I know who I'ma shootin' at...
Would hate to shoot some innocent sould thinkin' it was one o' them varmints!
(You nervous yet Ugly? Consolin' yourself on frog's legs frenchy? Hidin' yet Bent? Run off on yer big white ball Prisoner?)
I reckon we can all think new names for another time-'cept me, as I aint got no name
??

13 Jun 2004

I vote you should deactivate those two dirty cowboy types for spittin on everything all weekend !!!
my shoes are filthy now.

13 Jun 2004

deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

13 Jun 2004

Now I can WHIP, SLAP and DEACTIVATE all in one fell swoop.. so masks off for the girls or the dungeon awaits :twisted:
Wine is good MrsFC, thanks, but I won't be distracted from my mission to sort out this motely lot tonight.
Reveal yourselves or prepare to be no longer.......

13 Jun 2004

Quote by lucrezia borgia
deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

Mrs Borgia , Ma'am....
If you watched my film 'High Plains Drifter', I was whipped within an inch of my life-in fact, I'm dead.....
Maybe I came back to revenge myself on them that done me wrong...
Either ways, I'm dead, an' when I've shot me my varmints, I shall mosey on back to where I came from..
All this killin' is tirin' now I'm a Granpappy an' all
??

13 Jun 2004

Quote by lucrezia borgia
deactivate? i vote that they should be whipped and flogged within an inch of their lives!

I'm with you Lucrezia....a public flogging for the flem brothers...... tie their knackers to the saddle and give the horse a giddyup..........
Hey remember the series Branded where they ripped off the guys buttons and broke his sword? ......somthing along them lines.... yeah cut their belts and let thetr trousers drop and then make em do bunny hops....Ha!! that'll teach em for spitting beetroots.