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Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by blonde
im getting the fireworks and party poppers ready for you blonde biggrin

Thanx babe.......... but can I have a course of cookery lessons instead ????
Been told I am gettin a set of pans for my Christmas pressy ............ fgs !
A set of cookery utensils in your hands is about as useful as a pair of wellies to an arab!!!
Maybe it should be backed up with laxatives, a quick cure for food poisoning and a booklet of free tickets to a restuarant of your choice to last a whole year!!!
Babe.............. when I cook no-one needs laxatives !!!!! lol
That's the very reason I never used to let you cook for me ........ the local restaurants round your way were my insurance policy that I would get home without having to call in at every service station on the M1 from Yorks to Beds ;)
bouncyx
Sexlightened
Hmmmmmm thats a very hmmmmmm kind offer Blonde, but even my kids have limits as to what they will eat lol xxxx
Unknown User
Quote by bouncyx
Hmmmmmm thats a very hmmmmmm kind offer Blonde, but even my kids have limits as to what they will eat lol xxxx

Exactly what is it that you are trying to say ??? lol lol lol
Unknown User
Congratulations Blonde.......
I've only got to about 130 posts so far......
Stick to being a complete non-cooking blonde type of person..... it works for me ....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
McCloggie
Casanova
Well done Blonde.
Here's to the next thousand.
McC
steveteesside
Warming the Bed
Sorry Blonde cant make dinner havent got cast iron stomach fitted yet.,
Unknown User
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: well done blonde hun
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Lol................... hello !!!!!
I am on 992 posts......... so today is gonna be a big day for me !!!
Help me reach my 1000 ?
What happens when I do get to 1000 ?
Do I get a certificate ?
Do I get a badge ?
Do I get a drink ?
and do I really talk that much ?

well done keep it up
Unknown User
ooooooooooooo poor blonda all down hill from now on sad
look at me......... i was sane till i riched my 1000 post...............now look at me :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
well you scatty burd
now dont worry you are being taught to cook on hells kitchen
then you can appear on ready steady cook
and before you know your be writing learn to cook blondes way books followed by the dvds
no blonde not that sort of dvd before you get sexcited
voddy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ha ha ha !!!!! u lurvely little chicken xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by equi-princess
Congratulations Blonde.......
I've only got to about 130 posts so far......
Stick to being a complete non-cooking blonde type of person..... it works for me ....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

Babe,
Thats what I have done for 38 years !!! I cant see it changing now ..... can u ?
Unknown User
Quote by Debbiewebs
ooooooooooooo poor blonda all down hill from now on sad
look at me......... i was sane till i riched my 1000 post...............now look at me :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bluddy hell ...... how many have you done ??? ............... don't u ever go out ???? lol
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
ooooooooooooo poor blonda all down hill from now on sad
look at me......... i was sane till i riched my 1000 post...............now look at me :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bluddy hell ...... how many have you done ??? ............... don't u ever go out ???? lol
you see told you to be careful ............ when you get to wards your 2000 the SH team come and tie you to the chair so you cannot escape!!!!!
Unknown User
Congrats on being over the 1000 now blonde
Time to relax and have a cuppa now
coffee
The start worrying about the small print for going over 1001 ...lol lol :small-print:
Regards
Atlantis
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Quote by Atlantis
Time to relax and have a cuppa now

RELAX!!......... A CUPPA!!!!.......................look Atlantis!........... i have been here for over a year now ...........done over 3000 posts ..............
.and not once have i ever got a cuppa from this café!!! banghead
Debs wink
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Quote by Debbiewebs
ooooooooooooo poor blonda all down hill from now on sad
look at me......... i was sane till i riched my 1000 post...............now look at me :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bluddy hell ...... how many have you done ??? ............... don't u ever go out ???? lol
you see told you to be careful ............ when you get to wards your 2000 the SH team come and tie you to the chair so you cannot escape!!!!!
Debbie,
you mean that he tied me to the chair a week too early ??? lol lol lol
Unknown User
Quote by Debbiewebs

Time to relax and have a cuppa now

RELAX!!......... A CUPPA!!!!.......................look Atlantis!........... i have been here for over a year now ...........done over 3000 posts ..............
.and not once have i ever got a cuppa from this café!!! banghead
Debs wink
That's cos some drunken buffoon wanders off with the cups, Debs :shock:
Congratulations blonde ! ! ! !
And everyone of them a sparkling insight to the world of blonde-ism :wink:
Unknown User
Dammy do I sparkle ???
So I sparkle and you Wobble !!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
Dammy do I sparkle ???
So I sparkle and you Wobble !!!!!

Sparkle ? ? ? ? ? ?
You light up any curry house that you are in
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
ooooooh Blonde exciting stuff, I reached 100 posts this week and thats some achievement for me. Are the drinks on you for reaching 1000? kiss

Hows about I cook you all dinner ?????
Don't you threaten us, what have we done wrong?? lol