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Lol................... hello !!!!!
I am on 992 posts......... so today is gonna be a big day for me !!!
Help me reach my 1000 ?
What happens when I do get to 1000 ?
Do I get a certificate ?
Do I get a badge ?
Do I get a drink ?
and do I really talk that much ?
Apparently, when you reach 1000, you have to send money to anyone who replied to any of your posts!!
Well done lol
blonde
concratulations on your impending milestone hunny
you wont feel any different lol
but cool it proves your keyboard needs its buttons servicing 8-)
andy
lol.................. thats OK.............. as long as I dont have to have sex with everyone !!!! lol
Just bought a new keyboard !!!! So here's to the next 1000 !!!! lol
Quote by blonde
lol.................. thats OK.............. as long as I dont have to have sex with everyone !!!! lol

You didnt read the rules did you!!! :small-print:
Quote by senneborn
lol.................. thats OK.............. as long as I dont have to have sex with everyone !!!! lol

You didnt read the rules did you!!! :small-print:

Errrrrrr Nope !!!!
Do I really have to ??? lol lol
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde :D
blonde 995 now
you getting moist with antisipation then ?
andy
Well only one person for each post so not actually everybody hump
Quote by cuddly-catlin
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde :D

I'll be quick then............ b4 they lock me out !!!! lol
Nasty buggers those Ops and Mods.............lol
im getting the fireworks and party poppers ready for you blonde biggrin
Quote by blonde
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde :D

I'll be quick then............ b4 they lock me out !!!! lol
Nasty buggers those Ops and Mods.............lol

lol blonde :D
Quote by cuddly-catlin
im getting the fireworks and party poppers ready for you blonde biggrin

Thanx babe.......... but can I have a course of cookery lessons instead ????
Been told I am gettin a set of pans for my Christmas pressy ............ fgs !
Quote by SXBOY
blonde 995 now
you getting moist with antisipation then ?
andy

Going all goose pimpley !!!! does that count ?
999 the post whore orgasm is coming
Quote by blonde
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde :D

I'll be quick then............ b4 they lock me out !!!! lol
Nasty buggers those Ops and Mods.............lol

I think you're in luck Blonde.
Quote by bilko
it was decided to only celebrate at 500, 1000, 2000 3000, etc.

One more to go..... Getting all excited for you now. rolleyes
Quote by blonde
blonde 995 now
you getting moist with antisipation then ?
andy

Going all goose pimpley !!!! does that count ?
Its a start... **bites you on the neck AGAIN**... go girl.. get them 1000
Cheerleading squad:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by blonde
im getting the fireworks and party poppers ready for you blonde biggrin

Thanx babe.......... but can I have a course of cookery lessons instead ????
Been told I am gettin a set of pans for my Christmas pressy ............ fgs !

A set of cookery utensils in your hands is about as useful as a pair of wellies to an arab!!!
Maybe it should be backed up with laxatives, a quick cure for food poisoning and a booklet of free tickets to a restuarant of your choice to last a whole year!!!
Well done Blonde,looking forward to the next 1000 always gives me a laff
ooooooh Blonde exciting stuff, I reached 100 posts this week and thats some achievement for me. Are the drinks on you for reaching 1000? kiss
come on banners at the ready, champagne on ice.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
This is post 1000 !!!!!!!!
and can I say a big Thanx to all the forum junkies and chatroom junkies who have made the last few months a real good giggle !!!!
Call me a soppy sod............. but I luv it here !!!!!
1000 from Feb to June........... means at least 2000 by Christmas !!!!
Does anyone think I need phsycological help ????
Quote by blonde
This is post 1000 !!!!!!!!
and can I say a big Thanx to all the forum junkies and chatroom junkies who have made the last few months a real good giggle !!!!
Call me a soppy sod............. but I luv it here !!!!!
1000 from Feb to June........... means at least 2000 by Christmas !!!!
Does anyone think I need phsycological help ????

Well done blonde........ it's been a good series of postings and you've had us all in stiches!!!! Congrats babe.... xxxxx
Quote by Wishmaster
im getting the fireworks and party poppers ready for you blonde biggrin

Thanx babe.......... but can I have a course of cookery lessons instead ????
Been told I am gettin a set of pans for my Christmas pressy ............ fgs !

A set of cookery utensils in your hands is about as useful as a pair of wellies to an arab!!!
Maybe it should be backed up with laxatives, a quick cure for food poisoning and a booklet of free tickets to a restuarant of your choice to last a whole year!!!

Babe.............. when I cook no-one needs laxatives !!!!! lol
No Blonde just a constant supply of keyboards lol, Congratulations hun drinkies :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by steve-teesside
Well done Blonde,looking forward to the next 1000 always gives me a laff

Thanx babe................ I wuv you too !!!!!
Quote by blonde
This is post 1000 !!!!!!!!
and can I say a big Thanx to all the forum junkies and chatroom junkies who have made the last few months a real good giggle !!!!
Call me a soppy sod............. but I luv it here !!!!!
1000 from Feb to June........... means at least 2000 by Christmas !!!!
Does anyone think I need phsycological help ????


CONGRATULATIONS
Quote by bouncyx
ooooooh Blonde exciting stuff, I reached 100 posts this week and thats some achievement for me. Are the drinks on you for reaching 1000? kiss

Hows about I cook you all dinner ?????
Quote by kazswallows
This is post 1000 !!!!!!!!
and can I say a big Thanx to all the forum junkies and chatroom junkies who have made the last few months a real good giggle !!!!
Call me a soppy sod............. but I luv it here !!!!!
1000 from Feb to June........... means at least 2000 by Christmas !!!!
Does anyone think I need phsycological help ????


CONGRATULATIONS
Does this mean you will snog me now ????