PMT United

18 Feb 2005

Okay - so who wants to join my footie team?
Criteria (at least on required)=
1. You have to be ready to pull the hairs out of anyone's privates one by one right now
2. You have, on at least one occasion over the last couple of days, started crying for no particular reason.
3. You are craving chocolate and crisps together!
4. You have recently sent a "way over the top" rant to one of your customers and then instantly tried to hit the recall button.
5. You have found solice in alcohol "cos no-one understands you"
6. Even the cats are keeping out of your way!!
Arsexx :color: (TM Vix)
(trying to stay well away from any controversial thread right now) Oh - and mods - lock this at your peril mad

:x Ahem :angel:

18 Feb 2005

well thats put a stop for me for playing ........on ya number one bow
I am not playing with any one that has hairs on there privates!.nope yuk!

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay - so who wants to join my footie team?
Criteria (at least on required)=
1. You have to be ready to pull the hairs out of anyone's privates one by one right now check
2. You have, on at least one occasion over the last couple of days, started crying for no particular reason. check
3. You are craving chocolate and crisps together! No not togther, they're all mine I tell ya!
4. You have recently sent a "way over the top" rant to one of your customers and then instantly tried to hit the recall button. errr check
5. You have found solice in alcohol "cos no-one understands you" Check
6. Even the cats are keeping out of your way!! check, poor cat

OK now me position :bounce: .............. attack :twisted: I wanna be in attack :hunk: But more of a passive attacker, cos will only feel guilty in a few days rolleyes

18 Feb 2005

Okay - so far we have Debbiewebs ripping the pubes of all opponents out by her teeth and Missy just running riot in the middle lol

:lol:
Ooops - should've made this a rugby team - at least I would know the positions then redface

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Ooops - should've made this a rugby team - at least I would know the positions then

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Well there's a goaly .......... ummm ........ and an attacker ............. an attacker on the other side ummmmmmm ...... a centre?? dunno

Oh and a sub biggrin

mustn't forget the subs - the ones just coming up for PMT, not quite there yet lol

18 Feb 2005

Well, I qualify on all but number 2 criteria, which by the way as i write this i can remember what no 2 criteria is, thereby proving i am suffering from an in ability to concentrate.
I have also suffered from road rage, (so damned oap toddelling along in the middle lane at 3 0mph) and sleeplessness!!
mind you i really cant see my self polaying football, can i be the referee? you will obviously need someone fair(well i am when i coume out of the hairdressers) and non argumentive like me!! :twisted:

18 Feb 2005

And if you want a referee ?
I'm out of the country for the foreseeable future!!

18 Feb 2005

I qualify, particularly the chocolate and crisps which isnt good...
And perhaps a wee bit wine too
So, can I play too, can I?

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
1. You have to be ready to pull the hairs out of anyone's privates one by one right now
Wheres me tweezers....
4. You have recently sent a "way over the top" rant and then instantly tried to hit the recall button.
never. I am ever the dignified, diplomatic and non-argumentative poster.
5. You have found solice in alcohol "cos no-one understands you"
I have found solace in alcohol because it understands me and is my friend. And the bubbles in the champagne cause the corners of my mouth to turn up, ever so slightly..

Rainbows please can I be in your team. I want to kick some balls around a field and then suck on something juicy at half time....and I promise not to burst into tears if we lose. I will just kill our opponents with my stony gaze. :twisted:

18 Feb 2005

Just ignore the off-side rule completely........its really not worth the hassle. Get out there and enjoy the game lol

18 Feb 2005

I,ve felt like all those things mad

but would prefer to play rugby when i,m in that mood could tackle anyone ...but afterwards would like to score a try and have everyone jump on me lol

then get drunk on wine or whatever .... confused

:lol:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I have also suffered from road rage, (so damned oap toddelling along in the middle lane at 3 0mph) and sleeplessness!!

30mph :shock: Blmey, was he/she attached to the front of your car? confused

18 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I have also suffered from road rage, (so damned oap toddelling along in the middle lane at 3 0mph) and sleeplessness!!

30mph :shock: Blmey, was he/she attached to the front of your car? confused

I did wonder if he was being towed at first, then i noticed the sure giveaway, driver had a flat cap on!!

18 Feb 2005

If you're changing it from a footie team to rugby, then I'm in lol

As long as it's couch rugby and I can play the hooker :rascal:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I did wonder if he was being towed at first, then i noticed the sure giveaway, driver had a flat cap on!!

Took me a couple of reads then confused

Thought you said the driver had a 'cat flap' on :shock: Which would have been very worrying :?
Tis early morning :? thats my excuse :?

18 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I did wonder if he was being towed at first, then i noticed the sure giveaway, driver had a flat cap on!!

Took me a couple of reads then confused

Thought you said the driver had a 'cat flap' on :shock: Which would have been very worrying :?
Tis early morning :? thats my excuse :?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I did wonder if he was being towed at first, then i noticed the sure giveaway, driver had a flat cap on!!

Took me a couple of reads then confused

Thought you said the driver had a 'cat flap' on :shock: Which would have been very worrying :?
Tis early morning :? thats my excuse :?
It is a northen thing, i think!!! old blokes = flat caps and vice versa!!

18 Feb 2005

I had pickled onion monster munch and a twirl choccy bar yesterday!
Yummy! biggrin

Not cried for a few days, or fancy tweasering anyone.... and Mia the cat loves me! :smug:
I think I'll be a sub! ;) :twisted:

18 Feb 2005

Good Help the REF!!!
ref: foul! :uhoh:
PMT player : FUCK OFFFFF evil

Ref: my mistake sorry :undecided: bolt

18 Feb 2005

I'd like to join PMT united please smile

I fit all the above criteria oh and I am bisexual so I can kick with either foot lol

Minx xx

18 Feb 2005

Just remember that diving in the box is frowned upon!

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Just remember that diving in the box is frowned upon!

you'll get more than a red card!!!
jiggle

18 Feb 2005

Can I join? I meet all those criteria, but I lack a vagina.
<sobs> Oh the humanity!
Ken

18 Feb 2005

ok ive just had an injection to stop my periods wooohooo, so hopefully i may not get PMT but women running around playing with pubes, now that i wanna be a part of!

18 Feb 2005

Quote by kenmoo
Can I join? I meet all those criteria, but I lack a vagina.
<sobs> Oh the humanity!
Ken

NO YOU BLOODY CANT!!!! unless of course u want to be the ball!!

18 Feb 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
NO YOU BLOODY CANT!!!! unless of course u want to be the ball!!

Hmm, that _could_ be fun. But I think I'll take my chances and flee. Really fast. Right now.
:P
Ken

18 Feb 2005

Quote by kenmoo

NO YOU BLOODY CANT!!!! unless of course u want to be the ball!!

Hmm, that _could_ be fun. But I think I'll take my chances and flee. Really fast. Right now.
:P
Ken

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats the first one ive scarred behind the sofat today!!
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18 Feb 2005

Can I be the masseur? Pleeeeeeeease?

18 Feb 2005

I wanna be on this team, I need to be on this team, I AM GONNA BE IN THIS TEAM LIKE IT OR NOT............... and.........
1. don'tbe nasty to me coz you will have me in tears
2. dont be nice to me coz that will have me in tears
3. dont be reasonable coz believe me I can start an arguement from nothing
4. Dont agree with me coz that will make me mad
disagree with me coz that will make me mad
6 Dont buy me anything coz that will make me worry
7 Dont take me anywhere coz that will make me wonder why
Apart from that I am a pretty normal person right now.........

18 Feb 2005

We are ladies blondeslave -we wouldn't be that stupid hun
lol

Minx xx