If your mother was a fella .... would she have been your father????????
:shock:
whats the point of doggy style if the boobs are round the front :twisted:
Neither an apple nor an orange can drive a tractor...........
equi-princess xxx
phoning computer supplier Help line
asking technical questions in PC World
Trying to compare the crap you just bought with the picture of same item in BK/Mc D/
KF pigeon
me chatting up any lady with a pulse
asking directions in english in Birmingham
Now that last message really WAS pointless!
the word WORLD in american sport, eg world series
arguing with the wife
asking the wife to save money
that sign '' baby on board'' in cars
looking for bi fem to pleasure wife while I watch
sunglasses at night
paying £60 for extended warranty on item costing £70 new