Lets face it, everyone has a wank from time to time. And when I was growing up, it was always nice to get hold of a mens magazine (wank mag). These days its so easy to download movies and pics off bearshare or kazaa etc, that the vids and mags hit the bin a long time ago. One thing that hasn't changed though, I still find wanking a lot easier and more enjoyable with some sort of visual pornography. And although I know for a fact I'm not alone in this, I just thought I'd get the views of you lads n lasses!
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Porn, does it give you the horn??
Casanova
To be honest i can make a wank usually last around 30-40 minutes.
But after watching porn, i'm there in about a minute!
It just excites the socks off of me!
I do prefer the amateur stuff to the usual over the top rubbish!
But after watching porn, i'm there in about a minute!
It just excites the socks off of me!
I do prefer the amateur stuff to the usual over the top rubbish!
I remember about 5 or 6 years ago, I watched a porn film for the first time in years ......... and it made me cum without even touching myself :shock: I wasn't that far into the film either 
wanted to see more of it and wasn't ready to cum, tried singing, looking away and everything, but nowt was gonna stop it :shock: Had to wait til the next day to see how the film ended 
These days I must admit to enjoying stories, they leave a lot to the imagination and if you get a scenario that you find a turn on - it can be fantastic, leaving you fantasising about it for days/weeks afterwards
wanted to see more of it and wasn't ready to cum, tried singing, looking away and everything, but nowt was gonna stop it :shock: Had to wait til the next day to see how the film ended These days I must admit to enjoying stories, they leave a lot to the imagination and if you get a scenario that you find a turn on - it can be fantastic, leaving you fantasising about it for days/weeks afterwards
Oh and another thing .............. I can't seem to enjoy watching a porn film with anyone I prefer to be alone. As soon as I'm with someone, then I just seem to concentrate on how thin and perfect the women are 
how their stomachs stay flat and how their boobs stay on top of their perfect bodies when they lay flat :? how the guy doesn't have to play hunt the boob as soon as she's horizontal :?
But love watching them alone, I s'pose it's just the embarrassment thing coming out :undecided:
I prefer to be alone. As soon as I'm with someone, then I just seem to concentrate on how thin and perfect the women are how their stomachs stay flat and how their boobs stay on top of their perfect bodies when they lay flat :? how the guy doesn't have to play hunt the boob as soon as she's horizontal :?But love watching them alone, I s'pose it's just the embarrassment thing coming out :undecided:
Casanova
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Oh and another thing .............. I can't seem to enjoy watching a porn film with anyone :
Especially when it's your mum!!!!
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Oh and another thing .............. I can't seem to enjoy watching a porn film with anyone
But love watching them alone, I s'pose it's just the embarrassment thing coming out :undecided:
I must admit, I find watching porn to be a very intense experience, but like you I prefer to watch alone. having said that I have only ever masturbated in front of which ever partner I was with, never in front of friends. I'd be embarrased if I got the horn on in front of me mates. LOL, looks like I need some new friends, ones I can play with!
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how the guy doesn't have to play hunt the boob as soon as she's horizontal
silicone .... lordy we just watched a porn the other day and it looked like she had stuffed footballs (the american kind of footballs) in each one. shock: :shock: They stuck straight up and pointy when she was lying down. grooooosss.
I love watching porn as well, and will do it with anyone. My first experiences were when i was young. My girlfriends and i found my dad's stash and also figured out how to unlock the playboy channel. I have been hooked ever since. (and there is something especially fun about watching porn with only girls)
ms. sweetie :
Who needs porn when I have thoughts of Missy, handcuffs, feathers and nettles :giggle:
I do prefer stories to movies although thinking about it, I have brought all the good DVD's so I don't know what that says about me. I don't mind watching it with or with out Ian, still has the same effect :rascal:
Dawn :silly:
I do prefer stories to movies although thinking about it, I have brought all the good DVD's so I don't know what that says about me. I don't mind watching it with or with out Ian, still has the same effect :rascal:
Dawn :silly:
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Who needs porn when I have thoughts of Missy, handcuffs, feathers and nettles :giggle:
I do prefer stories to movies although thinking about it, I have brought all the good DVD's so I don't know what that says about me. I don't mind watching it with or with out Ian, still has the same effect :rascal:
Dawn :silly:
Oh no! Not the nettles again!!
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Who needs porn when I have thoughts of Missy, handcuffs, feathers and nettles :giggle:
Trouble is Dawn, I don't think it would be much of an erotic experience with the gales of laughter from both of us
It would be too much for me to resist, I wouldn't be able to avoid your armpit and make you jump :lol2:Must admit it was years ago when I watched porn with someone, and I'm a whole lot more relaxed about myself now than I ever have been, so it might well be different - less inhibited n stuff
Casanova
No Brighton, never got caught, but i have caught my mum and dad a few times.
Not a very nice sight!!
Not a very nice sight!!
I love watching porn, either alone or in company. Sure it gets you horny - isn't that the point of it? Can't keep my hands off myself for long and cannot remember ever not having a wank while watching. My best session lasted about three hours in total (had to keep letting myself cool down and then work myself up again) but at the end, it was earth shattering (although my balls did ache).
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Solo action is great but sharing is so much nicer (and more exciting) - must be the exhibisionist in me.
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Solo action is great but sharing is so much nicer (and more exciting) - must be the exhibisionist in me.
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Oh and another thing .............. I can't seem to enjoy watching a porn film with anyone
But love watching them alone, I s'pose it's just the embarrassment thing coming out :undecided:
Prefer to watch on my own too - tis a bit more intense don't know why, but do watch in company and it just has that 'dirtier' edge to it. I don't have loads at all but it took me months to get through the various scenes on just one dvd, and sad that I am, I have favourite scenes that I know are going to do the trick!
Cathy x
Sex God
I havent watched a porn vid for about 2 years. When i was at uni i did get a lot of small clips. thank you jenna jameson.
Anway I have watched porno's with mates both females and males in room. This was before SH so we all had our clothes on.
I like stories as well as video's but i have to be in the mood.
MikeC
Anway I have watched porno's with mates both females and males in room. This was before SH so we all had our clothes on.
I like stories as well as video's but i have to be in the mood.
MikeC
Sexpert
Mm, yeah I remember Uni and getting chatting to someone on the internet we shared a load of ripped (from DVD/..) Jenna clips. Once I'd got a job and a player I went and bought my fave ones. I have my fave scenes too (not just of her), ones I can rely on and I have a couple of DVDs I've never seen all of just cos I get to that scene (or jump straight to it) and never get past it...
Having said that, I always like to see new stuff too as it can get boring relying on the same ones all the time.
I remember watching in company for the first time (a previous g/f), I've also watched with guys before many many years ago, softcore stuff. I'd have to say that it was incredibly sexy being stimulated by the g/f and watching the porn at the same time and turned into one of the better sex sessions I remember. Even though she wasn't that into the particular movie we had.
Having said that, I always like to see new stuff too as it can get boring relying on the same ones all the time.
I remember watching in company for the first time (a previous g/f), I've also watched with guys before many many years ago, softcore stuff. I'd have to say that it was incredibly sexy being stimulated by the g/f and watching the porn at the same time and turned into one of the better sex sessions I remember. Even though she wasn't that into the particular movie we had.
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I remember about 5 or 6 years ago, I watched a porn film for the first time in years ......... and it made me cum without even touching myself :shock: I wasn't that far into the film either
These days I must admit to enjoying stories, they leave a lot to the imagination and if you get a scenario that you find a turn on - it can be fantastic, leaving you fantasising about it for days/weeks afterwards
That's your christmas present sorted then Missy, along with Dawn and Red. 8-)
lhk
*Kat wanders off to find the video recorder trying to think up a good story to go with it. Once upon a time Kat was wandering naked through a field of waist high nettles when suddenly ......*
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That's your christmas present sorted then Missy, along with Dawn and Red.
lhk
Oh Kat I love you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Gimme gimme gimme! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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*Kat wanders off to find the video recorder trying to think up a good story to go with it. Once upon a time Kat was wandering naked through a field of waist high nettles when suddenly ......*
A nettle rubbing, fart lighting, handcuffing feather tickling video of Kat, what more does a girl need? my life is sorted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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That's your christmas present sorted then Missy, along with Dawn and Red.
lhk
Oh Kat I love you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Gimme gimme gimme! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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*Kat wanders off to find the video recorder trying to think up a good story to go with it. Once upon a time Kat was wandering naked through a field of waist high nettles when suddenly ......*
A nettle rubbing, fart lighting, handcuffing feather tickling video of Kat, what more does a girl need? my life is sorted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:What time, where and when? :giggle:
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A nettle rubbing, fart lighting, handcuffing feather tickling video of Kat, what more does a girl need? my life is sorted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
..... and me alongside you to help you watch it - you know, hold the popcorn bucket, marshmallow bag, that sort of thing!!
Mal
Sex God
I've come to the conclusion that most video/dvd porn does nothing for me. I was given some dvd's of porn clips, but most of it just made me go "ewwwww :scared:" and when I went on the Blackpool weekend, sitting watching the porn there made me feel really uncomfortable, despite the fact that later that night I could well have starred in one ;) :twisted: :twisted:
I do love a good erotic story though, and the section to the left of here has fed my fantasies on way more than one occasion - in fact there are a few in there written by me
I did discover my dad's (extensive!) porn mag collection when I was younger though and I blame that for my filthy mind now :lol2:
I do love a good erotic story though, and the section to the left of here has fed my fantasies on way more than one occasion - in fact there are a few in there written by me
I did discover my dad's (extensive!) porn mag collection when I was younger though and I blame that for my filthy mind now :lol2:
I remember when I was 18 (1985), a mate of mine had a video called Inside Desiré. It was the first real hardcore porn film I'd ever seen and we watched it at my mates house. It had already started to blow my mind, and I was nursing a very uncomfortable erection in my tight stretch jeans. Then his mum came home from shopping! I fully expected my mate to franticaly turn off the film and hide the vid, but he just left it on. His mom was in her 50's and a BBW, she just sat next to me on the settee and watched the movie with us. That was the first time I ever fealt the desire to shag an older woman, and from then on older BBW's have always been my favourite women. Don't get me wrong girls, I love you all. But when push comes to shove (as it were), the bigger older woman is my choice for a shag!!!
It no longer does it for me. First off when hardcore porn was legalised it started to lose its thrill and excitement. Second there is so much bad porn out there - dull predictable repetitive - that it stops being exciting and starts being boring. It's become like a Big Mac - standardised, predictable and bit plastic............
I have lots of porn channels via european satellite system, Don't get much time to watch mind. I installed my own motorised system around 5 years ago and its just been a hobby since I guess(satellites that is haha!!)
I have to be in the mood which lasts about a week!!
Oh and It also has to be a film I've not seen before!! Not like the old days play the video untill its worn out (yes the video)
In all though I think porn is a great way of fantasizing but some of the movies are so false!
Wouldn't mind a share in the revenue....the millions of people buying it must be doing somethig with it. :giggle:
I have to be in the mood which lasts about a week!!
Oh and It also has to be a film I've not seen before!! Not like the old days play the video untill its worn out (yes the video)
In all though I think porn is a great way of fantasizing but some of the movies are so false!
Wouldn't mind a share in the revenue....the millions of people buying it must be doing somethig with it. :giggle:
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His mom was in her 50's and a BBW, she just sat next to me on the settee and watched the movie with us. That was the first time I ever fealt the desire to shag an older woman, and from then on older BBW's have always been my favourite women. Don't get me wrong girls, I love you all. But when push comes to shove (as it were), the bigger older woman is my choice for a shag!!!
Sigh.. oh well... give it another 18 years i might be right up your street Brighton!
