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Jas_Tim
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If I use MissChiefs way then I'm Cleo Queen but if I use Vixs way then I'm Cleo Wrigley lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
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musketeer
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on

That makes me "Jason Belvedere", not much good as a porn name but I quite like it. (Hope my brother doesn't read this forum).
Marthadent
Warming the Bed
I wasnt going to bother posting but Esmerelda Tisbury sounded so stupid.
Martha
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on

Errrr... that would make me Rocky Tottenham :shock:
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Errrr... that would make me Rocky Tottenham :shock:

Not the upper class double barrelled Rocky Tottenham-Court then?
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by musketeer

Errrr... that would make me Rocky Tottenham :shock:

Not the upper class double barrelled Rocky Tottenham-Court then?
Hehehe, it could be worse: If it were my second pet and my second address, I'd be Sally Turnpike confused
The first version of this I heard was your middle name followed by your current street name, which makes me John Limes. Sounds like a sports correspondant for a cheap T.V. station. rotflmao
Jas_Tim
Sex God
That would make me Alexandra Rushpool then Ice lol
Jas
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musketeer
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Hehehe, it could be worse: If it were my second pet and my second address, I'd be Sally Turnpike confused
The first version of this I heard was your middle name followed by your current street name, which makes me John Limes. Sounds like a sports correspondent for a cheap T.V. station. rotflmao

Using second pet and second address I get "Patch Marlow", which is kind of pirate or cowboy or "private dick", (how apposite), as to the middle name well I use my middle name in place of my first. That started so as not to get beaten up at school.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
We have used the method of the first name of your favourite porn star and the second name of your second favourite porn star
I would be Ron Jeremy and Silky would be Traci Lords
How spooky is that !
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
That would make me Alexandra Rushpool then Ice lol
Jas
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(Insert predictable innuendo here ;) )
Countess
Sexpert
I woukd be "Dinky Windsor"......not the first name a porn star would use rolleyes :roll:
little__gem
Sex God
SH productions
would proudly like
to present to you...
Miss. Cosmic Somerfield!
lol Supermarket jokes this way please! :lol:
goody
Warming the Bed
Mine would be TESSA LAVANT.
O.K if i was a female i suppose
FOXYFEM
Warming the Bed
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go biggrin
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler! rolleyes )

Misschief let me introduce myself, i would be Tipsy Hunter
sounds like an accident waiting to happen lol
foxyxxx
Missy
Sex God
Quote by FOXYFEM
Misschief let me introduce myself, i would be Tipsy Hunter
sounds like an accident waiting to happen lol

Blimey Tipsy Hunter rotflmao :rotflmao: We would make great co-stars! :shock: A kind of porn version of Little n Large
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
lol if I used 2nd pet and street I'd be Gnasher Shelfield. I definitely prefer Smokey Louise rolleyes :lol2:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
lol if I used 2nd pet and street I'd be Gnasher Shelfield. I definitely prefer Smokey Louise rolleyes :lol2:

I never added my current ones .... Wanda Brighton .... you can guess what Wanda is LOLOLOL
Missy
Sex God
Gawd my second pet and street name is worse than Butch Roseberry :hunk:
Chirpy Alum! :shock:
Still sounds like a bloke rolleyes a cheeky chappy this time tho, kind of has a 'Confessions of a window cleaner' feel to it rotflmao
Angel_Chat
Sex God
It doesn't get any better with the 3rd either..... Nelson Whitegate :shock:
Ever get the feeling you should have quit while you were ahead?
(Now rotflmao because of Satin's earlier joke :lol2smile