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There seems to be a lot of amusing porn star names out there,im off for a think about what mine would be,but..............
"If you were a porn star would would you call yourself?"
Go on give me a laugh lol
Kezz____amp____Suff
Warming the Bed
Still thinking what we would call ourselves confused:
But I had a similar discussion with a mate a while back - her surname was Jowett so we decided her porn name should be Juicy Jowett! biggrin
It kinda stuck too - and all letters etc are now addressed to Ms Juicy Jowett. We often wonder what the postman thinks . . . . . . wink
Missy
Sex God
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go biggrin
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler! rolleyes )
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go biggrin
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler! rolleyes )

Um i havent got a pet,so can i use Steve instead?? lol
That would ,make me Steve Templeway confused Not the best porn name i can think of.
I was thinking more along the lines of Cummely Clare :!:
Vix
Sex God
If you use the name of your first pet and your mums maiden name then Reese would be Midnight Panek.
His real name is more like a porn star name than I could believe when I first found it out. But it is up to him and not me, to let on that one.
Mine? Thumper Davidge. (Thumper was a cat, btw)
warwick
Sex God
Sticky littlechurch
he was a stick insect my parents wouldnt let me have a goldfish, they said they were too violent rolleyes
JonJon
Orgasminator
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on

Tarzan Valley
confused :shock:
Tarzan was a hamster with a tendency to swing from the bars of his cage :silly:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go biggrin
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler! rolleyes )

HI....................... I'm Ricky Birtles !! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Ooh using the pet and street name mine would be Smokey Louise.... I think I kind of like that cool 8-)
payne
Sex God
Well using this method I would be Tiddles Hawthorne.... although my usual knickname from all my friends would be more realistic as a porn name (melonz)
Unknown User
dave is laddy chapel
and mandy is rex tunstall
mandy's is a good un i think
Heather
Sex God
Sindy Drewstead
Sindy was a stupid, soft cocker spaniel who was afraid of her own reflection lol
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on

That makes me ...... Gin High!!
Gin was a black labrador and we lived in a pub on the High Street.
Libra__Love
Sex God
Toska Manning
sad Too masculine for a girlie like me.
'spose that's what I get for naming the damn cat on the day someone went for his sperm count redface
Unknown User
Well my dog was called Scrumpy and I lived on a road in Leigh (near a colliery, to avoid misunderstandings) called Slag Lane.
Sadly Scrumpy Slag doesn't seem to be high on The Adult Channel's wish list.
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Mark
Presenting... Mick Langdon :cool:

You called an animal Mick??? Sometimes Mark, you really worry me lol
Sooty Moyle :silly:
Calista
Sex God
Whippy Wingfield!
It was a tortoise LOL
Roberto
Warming the Bed
Rob Studly or Dick Lusty lol
Roberto
Warming the Bed
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on

Err, according to this one I would be Zak Regent.
Unknown User
oh..right well seems my name is
Poppy North...
don't sound right for a fella does it...anyone wanna swap !!!!
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by deancannock
oh..right well seems my name is
Poppy North...
don't sound right for a fella does it...anyone wanna swap !!!!

Yes, swop with me Dean. I wanna be a poppy :bounce:
Unknown User
sorted Libra...right it seems I'm toska Manning then.......oh yes that sounds much more manly !!!!
roger743
Sex God
Roger Ewe
Or, if I follow Misschief's advice, Prince Lead. Because there's lead in his pencil. :wanker:
Libra__Love
Sex God
Whoo-Hoo! Poppy North here....I'm a girl again!
Thankyou Toska Manning kiss
Unknown User
If I fillow misschiefs one then I get dillinger calcots?? Weird
But if i use my current pets name and my street name I get lucifer lily! biggrin
Unknown User
Hi!
I'm Hannibal Castle!
(sounds like a weird ol' place in Scotland!!!)
celticq
Sex God
he he he - I'm Sodahop Sinderland. Bit of a mouth full :shock:
RedHot
Sex God
Everyone say Hi to Miss Pinky Hamilton cool
Still not quite sure why I named an apricot coloured hamster Pinky rotflmao
Tracy-Jayne
neilinleeds
Sex God
hhhhmmmm! i'm not dure Sammy Second or Joey Fourth have quite that pornstar ring to 'em eh? they were a bit unimaginative with the street names on there!
neil x x x ;)