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Mark_July
Orgasminator
Were the first swingers to Shag on the moon........ cool
tmann
Sex God
You told them!
where there also
Unknown User
Likes to practise his taxidermy skills on the neighbourhood cats.
tmann
Sex God
You only know that because you have had your pussy stuffed.
Unknown User
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You only know that because you have had your pussy stuffed.

Isn't that supposed to be a lie? lol
Has an ASBO and a restraining order keeping him away from the local branch of Ann Summers.
Mark_July
Orgasminator
So wants me............... lol
Unknown User
Has never made me fill with lust simply using honesty and openness on these forums.
Mark_July
Orgasminator
Is from Papau new guinea.....
Unknown User
Quote by Mark_July
So wants me............... lol

You're not getting the hang of this, are you? :lol:
Has spent a fortune on tinned sardines ready for the next cold war.
tmann
Sex God
Has a private supply of woolen underwaer ready for the next cold war
Unknown User
Is spending the next cold war in my bunker lol
tmann
Sex God
Is planning the next cold war.
Unknown User
Works for the CIA and carries a poison tipped umbrella.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by The_third_man
Works for the CIA and carries a poison tipped umbrella.

That is a lie, it's the SIS, and I never use poison.
Just goes to show what a memeber of the DGSE knows.
Unknown User
Is a M6 agent who drives up and down the motorway during the night checking to see if people are stopping on the hard shoulder for sex
mancunian
Sex God
Has been known to recite Shakespear sonnets in a drunken stupor from fluffs balcony to minx below whilst wearing no knickers.
mancunian
Sex God
Has done a naked skydive. The wind rushing between her legs caused her labia to whistle, combined with the acoustic effect caused by her gaping pussy shattered glass windows for miles around.
tmann
Sex God
drives up and down the M6 in a Challenger make II.
Unknown User
When kaz says street walkin what she actually means is street cleaning, yup she is the woman who pushes the mobile street cleansing unit swearing at the passers by.
Unknown User
Its not Kaz I am scared of its Kaz's rather large dog who looks at me with lust in his eyes that worries me, mind you she keeps him dressed in a leather gladiators outfit with a sign around his neck saying "I'm going to make you my bitch"
Resonance
Sex God
Once streaked through the House of Lords and so excited the assembled throng that two of them had a stroke.
The others were all too slow.
noladreams
Sex God
Never has problems with his floppy.
wink
Resonance
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Never has problems with his floppy.
wink

Cowbag!
In my defence, you did bring a brass band, three tubes of Germolene, a whip, a box of babybel cheese and a CD version of Hermans Hermits hits which I think is enough to make anyone limper than a politicians handshake...
The person above is most definitely erudite, witty, entertaining, charming with a fantastic pair of funbags.
And she supports Everton.
HA!
:twisted:
tmann
Sex God
Paints naked Monalisas.
tmann
Sex God
turned up for a meet on Salisbury with dirty tracks
Unknown User
Believes the moon gets eaten every month and magically replaced by a New Moon!
tmann
Sex God
Told me the moon is not made of Cheddar.
Unknown User
Kaz gets flustered when the commentator for the snooker says the players ball is kissing the pink.redface
Unknown User
Is impossible to embarass.
mancunian
Sex God
Bugga! Another illusion shattered
Was last seen in a war zone entertaining the troops.