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We'll try and re-create our avatar in the summer maybe wink
For now, let's just say that Manc has a qualification in ballistics and is looking for someone to take pot shots at.
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We'll try and re-create our avatar in the summer maybe wink
For now, let's just say that Manc has a qualification in ballistics and is looking for someone to take pot shots at.

Want a photographer?
Wow 2 baseless lies and 2 forum members in one go! worship smile xx
Has now moved on from elephants :)
All ways travels with two men to hold her up as she toters about on 16 inch stiletto heels.
Has had to stop wearing the platforms, since the incident with the cobbles.
Has cobbled her drive.
As it happens I do have cobbles outside my address :smug:
T. Mann used to earn pin money by dressing in a sequined g-string, waving 2 ostrich feathers round and dancing the hula.
Kaz is the artistic director. She also makes the tea and sticky buns for intervals in filming.
Talking of which someone has a fetish they call Thomas, care to guess what it is.
I don't know what you mean innocent
T. Mann has a restraining order preventing him parking his car outside my window and sleeping in it until I succumb to his advances.
It states that I am to remain cuffed to the steering wheel until Fuff cum panting.
T Mann is called T Mann because he rode in the first ever TT race on the Isle of Man in 1904.
isnt having an event because she would have invited me if she was.
Once smothered his partner in gorgonzola and sneezed it off while being viewed by a group of men dressed as the Wombles.
Is crying into her cocoa because Res favours boys.
Has a cunning plan involving false facial fixtures..
Poked 2 pencils up his nose and said "Wibble" to convince Kaz he was mad enough to be worthy of her attention.
.but it was fluff who broke first throwing her self at me and breaking her vow.
Changed his name by deed poll to "Spletherwick Farquarson-Mildew" just to annoy his bank manager.
Resonance is my bank manager.
Kaz speaks Bacchic.
has been banned from swing with dolphins
But third man frequently enjoys the dubious pleasures of all aquatic mammals...
Indulges in Dionysian Mysteries.
Has been seen running down the forest path naked with her sisters.
Is posting on this forum from his dark, dank day time resting place.
So who told you my secret?
Ah but you feel victim to one of more brides.
Last seen running into the woods, rampant baying women following in his wake.
Loves the city of Liverpool.
kaz loves to eat from open wheelie bins as i wipe my cock on her curtains.