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Unknown User
because kaz has a carpet sample book fetish
tmann
Sex God
Falls into a trance and can only be revived by a BJ.
mancunian
Sex God
Is so vigourous during safe sex, will only use flame retardant condoms.
Unknown User
Has carpet burns from Kaz'es carpet book sample fetish.
Unknown User
Quote by Kaznkev
asked me to ub witch hazel on the burns,cos he likes it when it stings

Thats not a lie ;)
mancunian
Sex God
Despite searching the web, google earth and goodness knows how many maps and atlases is still unable to find Greendale, or Glendale for that matter.
mancunian
Sex God
Despite repeated requests still wont close my wheelie bin lid.
The binmen wont empty it otherwise.
Unknown User
binmen sort out the recycling in fear of Kaz who threatened them last week with a rolling pin and a dildo.
Unknown User
at 40 miles per hour Kaz breaks most cocks which come her way lol
Mark_July
Orgasminator
Holidays in a Caravan in Bognar
Unknown User
Was born in June.
NLondonJohn
Master of Sex
Has kidnapped the Mastermind winners from the past 10 years and keeps them chained up in the basement to assist her with the Swinging Heaven Quiz
Unknown User
Is John Prescott's shagpiece.
Cambs__lad
Forum Virgin
All the people on this thread are respectable pillars of society - perfect apart from their exaggerated Moral rectitude and modesty
I think
Resonance
Sex God
Is known to scream "FILL ME WITH YOUR TADPOLES!" when reaching the heights of ecstasy.
Resonance
Sex God
Fellated Keith Chegwin for a bet.
Unknown User
Was completely sober when she made the above comment.
mancunian
Sex God
Due to her drunken giggles and Fluffs excited shakey hands, Kazs' lady garden is no more.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Kaz is in the Guiness Book of Records for collecting the most toe jam
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
fun is the world record holde for fastest blow job,mouth to cumming in 6.3 seconds

God I'm good!!!
Kaz is able to juggle ping pong balls using her pelvic floor muscles. She also finds this an interesting way of swatting flies and intends to progress to baseballs in the near future!!!
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Kaz once tried to fit a collection of Dr Who figures in her ass but was unable to manage the last Darlek which she inserted into her pussy. Apparently, she said that the Darlek in her pussy was of a similar feeling to a penis with implants. Unfortunately she was unable to accommodate the tardis on this occasion.
Unknown User
she is world famouse model ,which is just a cover as she is really an spy working for mi5.
mancunian
Sex God
Is rather upset as the leader of his Satanic group is dyslexic and instead of selling their souls to Satan has sold them to Santa.
He is now going to spend his days in the afterlife making wooden toys in a snow covered shed in the Artic.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
He used to be a very active sportsman, until he realized that you can buy trophies on the internet. He is now good at everything!!
mancunian
Sex God
Kaznkev and Funlovers2009 brought he NASA Sex In Space Program to a halt when they refused to launch.
They discovered that when they were going to be strapped into their seats, it was separately
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Kaz holds the world record for the largest penis sculpted from a lifelong collection of foreskin cheeses!!
Unknown User
is out side building a snowman :giggle:
tmann
Sex God
Is conducting long term studies into spitting and swallowing; do ladies.
Unknown User
Swallows.
tmann
Sex God
gives snowballs