Post A Baseless Lie About The Last Poster.

18 Dec 2009

Has had a secret 3-some with Burt and Ernie.

18 Dec 2009

Has a DVD of a secret 3some.

19 Dec 2009

Inspired by the Orgasmatron in the film Barbarella, has purchased every single Meccano set for miles around in the attempt to build one.

20 Dec 2009

has broken my new riding crop on Manc's buttocks, which is why he's lying naked in the snow.

20 Dec 2009

Wishes she had something to sooth in the snow

20 Dec 2009

Has frozen balls?

21 Dec 2009

Has a red coat, with Velcro fastening and a gift for everyone!

23 Dec 2009

has had lady wanks over my photos today

23 Dec 2009

Has done the same over my photos too,
and is begging to see my private album

24 Dec 2009

Caused impure thoughts to enter my head.

24 Dec 2009

Kaz makes snow devils

24 Dec 2009

His Balls have now thawed out..(according to kaz)

25 Dec 2009

Is behind the cam, directing the erotic action, wanking, which is why the picture is shaky

25 Dec 2009

Is behind the camera person and that is the real reason the camera is shaking.

25 Dec 2009

Is covered in brandy butter.

25 Dec 2009

Has fasted in memory of all the brave servicemen of World War I today.

25 Dec 2009

Has a tub of brandy butter and a spoon.

27 Dec 2009

Claims to have seen it all in the Jamie in the Kitchen DVD, the porn version

28 Dec 2009

Has asked me to show her Jamie's rolling pin.

2 Jan 2010

You fibbed about the lube.

4 Jan 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
has perverted ideas of where he wants to put the kitchen spoons

I thought this thread was about the wooden untensils please smackbottom

and the ballon whisk.
has xray vision which is put to use on Saturday nights at The Derby and Joan Club.

5 Jan 2010

Quote by mancunian
has perverted ideas of where he wants to put the kitchen spoons

I thought this thread was about the wooden untensils please smackbottom

and the ballon whisk.
has xray vision which is put to use on Saturday nights at The Derby and Joan Club.I do not go to the Club.
Someone support Liverpool, I mention no name.

5 Jan 2010

Kaz has three breast and four Sexual orifices... and does exciting things with her tail...and those horns send me wild! :twisted:

24 Jan 2010

Like me cleaning her bowl.

5 Feb 2010

Like a good bit of leather

7 Feb 2010

When did you say you dressed like freddy Mercury, from the "i want to break free" video, and you did what with the hoover?

9 Feb 2010

Has put her used panties on e-bay.

9 Feb 2010

Please let that be true!!!!
Fluff got her name from the fact that she likes to collect her belly button fluff and uses it to knit stuff socks.

9 Feb 2010

P1aymate is now trawling e-bay for used panties (he may be some time).

9 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
rides her horse naked thru glendale because her heroins is lady godiva

Kaz keeps all of kevs toe nail clippings and is secretly building a life sized sculpture of him from them.