I am only doing it because Kaz promised to make me cum without ejaculating
Promised me she would clean her finger before giving me anal stimulation
Is a test pilot for Ann Summers
Never has any film in that blody camera!
Kaz sleepes with her finger up Kevs bum, just to make sure he doesn't nip out during the night.
Retired from a highly distinguished career as a porn star on medical grounds.
's psychiatrist says they are a psychotic deviant, but that doesn't make them a bad person.
enjoys folk music while making daisy chains.
Has been round the block so often the estate was named after her.
Never gets drunk and would never write a drunk message on facebook :lol2:
Is the secret love-child of John Noakes and a liaison with a Herring.
Is really an MI5 Agent infiltrating a terror cell in the Glendale post office.
Kaz's very nice surprise is a new Iron and Hover.
The third man can fit in 10p pieces under his foreskin which makes a change.
Has won the lottery in Papua New Guinea
Kaz has a secret fetish that is based around Kev coming home putting on his cardy and slippers and him sitting in the lounge with a good pipe whilst Kaz wears crimpoline and makes fish fingers and beans - kinky or what!
Thats not a lie :twisted:
Wants me to sleep at the bottome of her bed.
Once had an orgasm just from spotting reduced priced leggings in next.
lol
insists that Kev washes his bits with chilli before a meet, just to add a bit of spice to the evening.
Only tans her kinky bits which attracts quite a crowd when she is on holiday and wearing her reverse bikini exposing her fanny and boobs but covering the rest of her.
Is directly descended from the royal family.
Was once an undercover agent for the brownies and infiltrated the local scout group
Is suprisingly comfortable in handcuffs and genital clamps
has been known to travelle hundreds of miles for her bogof bargins
has secret fantasy's of a pearly queen or was it that she likes wearing a pearl necklace, I can never remember.
