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the title says it all. smile
For example if theladyisaminx has posted above me.
Minxy ties her pussy's to her feet and shuffles around the house using them as carpet slippers.
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Kaz can frequently be seen on cam polishing her sex toy collection.
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Kaz has a pet tortoise she has christend "Crunchy Pie"
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Welsh minx insists on Ben screaming Llanfairpwllgwyngyll-gogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch on orgasm or she doesn't let him cum.
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Or Llanfair as the locals call it.
The third man makes terrible forum jokes that dont get welsh minx giggling.
Unknown User
i always laugh uncontrollably at all of Bens jokes
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Minx hates the idea of a three way with Fluff and Kaz.
Unknown User
ben hates the idea of me wielding a strap-on behind him :grin
Steve
Sex God
welshminx wants my body
Steve
Sex God
Tans tits are falsies
Unknown User
umm steve its supposed to b a lie .....
steves build is large........................................
Steve
Sex God
welshminx keeps sending me smutty pm's
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by welshminx_Ben
umm steve its supposed to b a lie .....
steves build is large........................................

:shock:
Steve is blonde :giggle:
Unknown User
tan dyed steves hair dark
Unknown User
Welshminx's avatar pic really is her! (And very sexy it is too!:grinsmile
Unknown User
u should know it really is me, you took the picture
Steve
Sex God
I was asked to take the pic but declined
Unknown User
hates the idea of steve taking pictures of me bound up
Steve
Sex God
would want me to do more than take pictures
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Prides himself on having to use a tripod for his long lens
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Has never read Graham Greene.
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Fluff n Stuff is a radical sex extremist and insists on having sex at any time, which can be a little inconvenient if you are in the same shopping aisle of the supermarket.
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Is known to juggle week old kittens for a party piece.
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Quote by Ben_welshminx
Is known to juggle week old kittens for a party piece.

for some reason I read that as weak old kittens blink
lustywench
Sexpert
kaz tried celibacy once and choked on it
mind she corrupted it as well
and before ya start kaz this wench IS lusty
kriz
Unknown User
Lusty has tiny bosoms that I have never lusted over a picture of.
mancunian
Sex God
He's saving himself, so no matter what enticement she provided Ben intends to remain celibate.
Unknown User
I kaz has a black belt in conversational Karate, a tongue that can whip at 100 yards and a viagra stare.
mancunian
Sex God
Kaz sports a false moushtace, wears a boilersuit and performs in German porn films.
Need a plumber anyone?