For a special friend!
You make me smile
Even the times I'm trying to be serious
You are possessing the quality mysterious
A special style
You, make me smile
Even the times our
future's looking gloomier
Come through the door and then
the room looks roomier
You make me smile
That's how I feel,
Whenever I'm with you
You make me smile
We're never thinking that it
could be so possible
Now on the other hand,
it’s finally probable
I'll stay a while
'Cause you make me smile
you make me smile
That's how I feel,
Whenever I'm with you
You make me smile
That's what you do to me, baby
All the things I seem to
feel uptight about
Are not so devastating after all
This must be what life is all about
Standing tall each time you take a fall
You, you, you make me smile
That's how I feel,
Whenever I'm with you
You make me smile
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Sexlightened
a bit from Paul Simon which is sooooo true of many people.
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'It's not their style to be so bold'
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'But ike a child they are longing to be told'
So, if you feel it, say it before its too late.
Steve
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'It's not their style to be so bold'
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'But ike a child they are longing to be told'
So, if you feel it, say it before its too late.
Steve
Quote by Kazsc
a bit from Paul Simon which is sooooo true of many people.
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'It's not their style to be so bold'
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'But ike a child they are longing to be told'
So, if you feel it, say it before its too late.
Steve
Great advice!!
If I could make a wish
I think I'd pass
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound
Nothing to eat, no books to read
Making love with you
Has left me peaceful, warm, and tired
What more could I ask
There's nothing left to be desired
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
I think I'd pass
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound
Nothing to eat, no books to read
Making love with you
Has left me peaceful, warm, and tired
What more could I ask
There's nothing left to be desired
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes to love you
I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside
But when I get inside I'll just want to get out
I'm your first and last deposit through sickness and in hell
I'll never you promise you a garden, you'll just water me down
I can't believe that you are for real
I don't care as long as you're mine
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I'm a VCR funeral of dead memory waste
My smile's a chainlink fence, that I have put up
I love the enemy, my love is the enemy
They say they don't want fame
But they get famous when we fuck
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I never believed the devil was real
But God couldn't make someone filthy as you
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
But when I get inside I'll just want to get out
I'm your first and last deposit through sickness and in hell
I'll never you promise you a garden, you'll just water me down
I can't believe that you are for real
I don't care as long as you're mine
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I'm a VCR funeral of dead memory waste
My smile's a chainlink fence, that I have put up
I love the enemy, my love is the enemy
They say they don't want fame
But they get famous when we fuck
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I never believed the devil was real
But God couldn't make someone filthy as you
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
For someone remarkable!!
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
You know you've got me on the run
But let me make it clear to you
It's taken two fools such as we
To make love deaf, dumb and blind
Now you're upset 'cos I can't read your mind love
You're upset 'cos I can't read your mind
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
I get the feeling looking in your eyes
That somehow I should forgive you
I know that I'm guilty but I
don't know what I've done
You're not about to let me join in the fun are you
You're not about to let me join in the fun
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
I hate the way you try to give me back
All the things I give to you
I know when I leave the room
They say what's up with him
But love is not a game you play to win girl
Love is not a game you play to win
If that face of yours could only talk
The stories it could tell
The chase is always better than the kill, love
The chase is always better than the kill
:lol:
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
You know you've got me on the run
But let me make it clear to you
It's taken two fools such as we
To make love deaf, dumb and blind
Now you're upset 'cos I can't read your mind love
You're upset 'cos I can't read your mind
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
I get the feeling looking in your eyes
That somehow I should forgive you
I know that I'm guilty but I
don't know what I've done
You're not about to let me join in the fun are you
You're not about to let me join in the fun
I hate the arsehole I become
Everytime I'm with you
I hate the way you try to give me back
All the things I give to you
I know when I leave the room
They say what's up with him
But love is not a game you play to win girl
Love is not a game you play to win
If that face of yours could only talk
The stories it could tell
The chase is always better than the kill, love
The chase is always better than the kill
:lol: 
Sex God
I think this sums up my way of thinking perfectly...
Just remember that you’re standing on a Planet that’s evolving
And Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
A Sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me and all the Stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day.
In an Outer Spiral Arm at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It’s a hundred thousand Light Years side to side,
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand Light Years thick,
But out by us it’s just three thousand light years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light years from Galactic Central point,
We go round every two hundred million years
And our Galaxy is only one of millions of billions, in this amazing and expanding Universe.
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whizz.
As fast as it can go, the Speed of Light you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Just remember that you’re standing on a Planet that’s evolving
And Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
A Sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me and all the Stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day.
In an Outer Spiral Arm at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It’s a hundred thousand Light Years side to side,
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand Light Years thick,
But out by us it’s just three thousand light years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light years from Galactic Central point,
We go round every two hundred million years
And our Galaxy is only one of millions of billions, in this amazing and expanding Universe.
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whizz.
As fast as it can go, the Speed of Light you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
To BMW my lover
This time, this place
Misused , mistakes,
Too long, too late
Who was i to make you waite
Just one chance, just one breathe
Just in case there`s just one left
Coz you know, you know, you know
I love you, i loved you all along
And i miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming that you`ll be with me
And you`ll never go
Stop breathing if i don`t see you anymore
On my knees i`ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
Coz with you i`d withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I`d give it all
I`d give for us
Give anything but i won`t give up
Coz you know, you know, you know
I love you, i loved you all along
And i miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming that you`ll be with me
And you`ll never go
Stop breathing if i don`t see you anymore
So far away, so far away
So far away for far too long
So far away, so far away
So far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted, i wanted you to stay
Coz i needed, i need to hear you say
That i love you
That i loved you all along
And i forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
Coz i`m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold onto me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Coz i`m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold onto me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold onto me, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold onto me, never let me go
I think this was written for us, it says it all
This time, this place
Misused , mistakes,
Too long, too late
Who was i to make you waite
Just one chance, just one breathe
Just in case there`s just one left
Coz you know, you know, you know
I love you, i loved you all along
And i miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming that you`ll be with me
And you`ll never go
Stop breathing if i don`t see you anymore
On my knees i`ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
Coz with you i`d withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I`d give it all
I`d give for us
Give anything but i won`t give up
Coz you know, you know, you know
I love you, i loved you all along
And i miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming that you`ll be with me
And you`ll never go
Stop breathing if i don`t see you anymore
So far away, so far away
So far away for far too long
So far away, so far away
So far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted, i wanted you to stay
Coz i needed, i need to hear you say
That i love you
That i loved you all along
And i forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
Coz i`m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold onto me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Coz i`m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold onto me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold onto me, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold onto me, never let me go
I think this was written for us, it says it all
for worlass...
You light the skies, up above me
A star, so bright, you blind me,
Don't close your eyes
Don't fade away,
My heart I know now I'm loseing,
So pure your love so amazing,
Yeah yeah,
Don't close your eyes,
Don't fade away don't fade away,
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world-
Yeah you and me we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
If walls break down, I will comfort you
If angels cry, oh I'll be there for you
You've saved my soul
Don't leave me now, don't leave me now
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
Ooooooooh
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
Ooooooooh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world
All the stars are coming out tonight (oooooooh)
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
not because it is a brilliant song linguistically... but because it is attached to some pretty powerful memories and she does light up my world.
You light the skies, up above me
A star, so bright, you blind me,
Don't close your eyes
Don't fade away,
My heart I know now I'm loseing,
So pure your love so amazing,
Yeah yeah,
Don't close your eyes,
Don't fade away don't fade away,
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world-
Yeah you and me we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
If walls break down, I will comfort you
If angels cry, oh I'll be there for you
You've saved my soul
Don't leave me now, don't leave me now
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
Ooooooooh
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
Ooooooooh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world
All the stars are coming out tonight (oooooooh)
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They're lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
not because it is a brilliant song linguistically... but because it is attached to some pretty powerful memories and she does light up my world.
For anyone affected by the domestic violence thread ......
Shania Twain
Black Eyes Blue TearsBlack eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears, gimme freedom
Positively never goin' back
I won't live where things are so out of whack
No more rollin' with the punches
No more usin' or abusin'
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees
Begging please-no more
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
Definitley found my self esteem
Finally-I'm forever free to dream
No more cryin' in the corner
No excuses-no more bruises
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees
Begging please-no more
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees, begging please...
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
It's all behind me, they'll never find me now.
Find your self-esteem and be forever free to dream.
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxxxxx
Shania Twain
Black Eyes Blue TearsBlack eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears, gimme freedom
Positively never goin' back
I won't live where things are so out of whack
No more rollin' with the punches
No more usin' or abusin'
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees
Begging please-no more
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
Definitley found my self esteem
Finally-I'm forever free to dream
No more cryin' in the corner
No excuses-no more bruises
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees
Begging please-no more
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees, begging please...
Black eyes-I don't need 'em
Blue tears-gimme freedom
Black eyes-all behind me
Blue tears'll never find me now
It's all behind me, they'll never find me now.
Find your self-esteem and be forever free to dream.
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxxxxx
For my darling hubby ...... (I can't find the lyrics without the who sang what on!)
I Finally Found Someone by Bryan Adams
(feat. Barbra Streisand)
I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet;
I finally found the one who makes me feel complete...
It started over coffee, we started out as friends;
It's funny how from simple things; the best things begin...
This time is different;
la la la la
It's all because of you!..
It's better than it's ever been;
Cuz we can talk it through;
My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime?";
It's all you had to say...
To take my breath away...
This is it!
Oh, I finally found someone; Someone to share my life;
I finally found the one - to be with every night;
Cause whatever I do
It's just got to be you!
My life has just begun, I finally found someone...
Did I keep you waiting?
I didn't mind
I apologize
Baby, that's fine
I would wait forever
Just to know you were mine;
Ya Know - I love your hair...
Are you sure it looks right?
I love what you wear...
Isn't it too tight?
You're exceptional!
I can't wait for the rest of my life...
Oh This Is It!
I finally found someone; Someone to share my life,
I finally found the one; to be with every night...
Cause whatever I do
It's just got to be you
My life has just begun; I finally found someone...
And whatever I do.
It's just got to be you!
My life has just begun...
I finally found someone...
I Finally Found Someone by Bryan Adams
(feat. Barbra Streisand)
I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet;
I finally found the one who makes me feel complete...
It started over coffee, we started out as friends;
It's funny how from simple things; the best things begin...
This time is different;
la la la la
It's all because of you!..
It's better than it's ever been;
Cuz we can talk it through;
My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime?";
It's all you had to say...
To take my breath away...
This is it!
Oh, I finally found someone; Someone to share my life;
I finally found the one - to be with every night;
Cause whatever I do
It's just got to be you!
My life has just begun, I finally found someone...
Did I keep you waiting?
I didn't mind
I apologize
Baby, that's fine
I would wait forever
Just to know you were mine;
Ya Know - I love your hair...
Are you sure it looks right?
I love what you wear...
Isn't it too tight?
You're exceptional!
I can't wait for the rest of my life...
Oh This Is It!
I finally found someone; Someone to share my life,
I finally found the one; to be with every night...
Cause whatever I do
It's just got to be you
My life has just begun; I finally found someone...
And whatever I do.
It's just got to be you!
My life has just begun...
I finally found someone...
Sex God
This dedocated to an out n out motherfuckingbitchshedevil from my long distant past. I would say I'm over her abd i am but she left a helluva mess and for years we called that mess my life.
ALANIS MORISSETTE
"You Oughta Know"
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
Well, I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
ALANIS MORISSETTE
"You Oughta Know"
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
Well, I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Sex God
We were both lost til we found each other...........
I'm gonna clear out my head
I'm gonna get myself straight
I know it's never too late
To make a brand new start
I'm gonna kick down the door
I'm gonna get myself in
I'm gonna fix up the yard
And not fall back again
I'm gonna clear up my earth
And build a heaven off the ground
Not something distant on a cloud
But something real to me
But something real to me
All that I can I can be
All that I am I can't see
All that is mine is in my hands
So to myself I call
There's somewhere else I should be
There's someone else I can't see
There's something more I can find
There's only love to me
I'm gonna clean up my earth
And build a heaven off the ground
Not something distant on a cloud
But something real to me
But something real to me
I'm gonna clean up my head
I'm gonna get myself straight
I feel it's never too late
To make a brand new start
To make a brand new start
To make a brand new start
I'm gonna clear out my head
I'm gonna get myself straight
I know it's never too late
To make a brand new start
I'm gonna kick down the door
I'm gonna get myself in
I'm gonna fix up the yard
And not fall back again
I'm gonna clear up my earth
And build a heaven off the ground
Not something distant on a cloud
But something real to me
But something real to me
All that I can I can be
All that I am I can't see
All that is mine is in my hands
So to myself I call
There's somewhere else I should be
There's someone else I can't see
There's something more I can find
There's only love to me
I'm gonna clean up my earth
And build a heaven off the ground
Not something distant on a cloud
But something real to me
But something real to me
I'm gonna clean up my head
I'm gonna get myself straight
I feel it's never too late
To make a brand new start
To make a brand new start
To make a brand new start
Quote by Resonance
I think this sums up my way of thinking perfectly...
Just remember that you’re standing on a Planet that’s evolving
And Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
A Sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me and all the Stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day.
In an Outer Spiral Arm at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It’s a hundred thousand Light Years side to side,
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand Light Years thick,
But out by us it’s just three thousand light years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light years from Galactic Central point,
We go round every two hundred million years
And our Galaxy is only one of millions of billions, in this amazing and expanding Universe.
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whizz.
As fast as it can go, the Speed of Light you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Classic Monty Python
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon
My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green
My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down
My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine
Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis
For someone in the field
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon
My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green
My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down
My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine
Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis
For someone in the field
Sex God
For Splendid
Mamma Mia here I go again
My my How can I resist you...
Mamma Mia here I go again
My my How can I resist you...
For Dai. Although we're not together any more, I still feel a lot for him 
"The Longer We're Apart"
I have been down this road before
And each time I run when I should walk
Diving too deep when I can't swim
Always asking what could have been
I held my heart out in my hands
And you pull me down each time I stand
And I've tried to fly away from you
I'd rather be alone than love you like I do
And so they say that time's a healer
Maybe it's about time that I start
But I've found time don't make it any easier
The longer we're apart
Why is every body always more afraid to live than die
They seem to have the strength to fail but not the will to try
I've never been like this and I'm not about to start
The part of me I miss I'll find now that we're apart
I'm going down this road once more
And each time I run when I should walk
When you reach the end just start again
Never look back at what could have been
And now I know that time's a healer
Maybe it's about time that I start
But I've found time it don't make it any easier
The longer the longer we're apart
Oh baby wont you sing it to me
Oh the longer baby
Oh oh yeah
"The Longer We're Apart"
I have been down this road before
And each time I run when I should walk
Diving too deep when I can't swim
Always asking what could have been
I held my heart out in my hands
And you pull me down each time I stand
And I've tried to fly away from you
I'd rather be alone than love you like I do
And so they say that time's a healer
Maybe it's about time that I start
But I've found time don't make it any easier
The longer we're apart
Why is every body always more afraid to live than die
They seem to have the strength to fail but not the will to try
I've never been like this and I'm not about to start
The part of me I miss I'll find now that we're apart
I'm going down this road once more
And each time I run when I should walk
When you reach the end just start again
Never look back at what could have been
And now I know that time's a healer
Maybe it's about time that I start
But I've found time it don't make it any easier
The longer the longer we're apart
Oh baby wont you sing it to me
Oh the longer baby
Oh oh yeah
Sex God
For Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
For Stormwalker
:lol2:
Quote by Witchy
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon
My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green
My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down
My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine
Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis
For someone in the field
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 