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Rainbows
Sex God
Okay - so I have only JUST caught up with the marathon thread that introduced the new owners of the site. Okay - so I didn't get the whole way through it confused But I did get to the bit that said that if I make something like 48 forum posts in a year I MAY be able to keep my free membership. Not sure when the clock started running on that - so hey I figured I better get started! :shock: The clock is ticking. Well - if its the SH clock then I'm not too sure how that'll work :?
Does this mean a return of the post count? wink
aRSexx
1 and counting :twisted:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Well you've got a head start on a lot of members so I think you'll be safe.
Nice to see you posting again wink
easyease
Orgasminator
does this mean i have to make 50 posts of complete nonsense rather than just reply to other peoples posts with nonsense?
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by easyease
does this mean i have to make 50 posts of complete nonsense rather than just reply to other peoples posts with nonsense?

Exactly! How is a post count going to decide whether you are a valued contributor to the forum? dunno And who makes the decision?
aRSexx
Umm - 2 and counting. Or is that over 1000 and counting? confused
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Rainbows
But I did get to the bit that said that if I make something like 48 forum posts in a year I MAY be able to keep my free membership. :

So thats like 1 post per week ?????
pinklady7
Forum Virgin
This is news to me, can you tell where i can read these rules caus i don't use the forum muchjavascript:emoticon('redface')
Embarassed and have no idea what i'm doin, is postin a reply countin or do i have to start a new topic? please help!!!
easyease
Orgasminator
surely it would be easier just to accept members who signed up when it was free are the lucky ones who will never have to pay, rather than make a big deal about it?
westerross
Sex God
'Bows, your big challenge would be to keep it below 48 methinks! wink
Oh and always quality. kiss
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by westerross
'Bows, your big challenge would be to keep it below 48 methinks! wink
:

redface surprisedops: :oops: Was I THAT bad? :oops: But then what happens when I have to go away in the summer again? And what happens if Missy decides she NEVER wants a shag off me 'cos I didn't get to 48 posts? I would be a dissapointment and I would cry :cry: :cry:
:wink:
aRSexx
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
And what happens if Missy decides she NEVER wants a shag off me 'cos I didn't get to 48 posts?

Oooh - I'll offer to broker the deal to break the deadlock on that one. Have to make sure that any deal struck is fully honoured as well - purely for verification (who said that??) you understand :twisted: !
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by westerross
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
I thought you were all excited and you wouldn't notice! redface
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Right let me clear this up right away!! confused :? :? :?
I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Right let me clear this up right away!! confused :? :? :?
I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink
Ahhhhhh, NOW it all makes sense
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Right let me clear this up right away!! confused :? :? :?
I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink
Hang on it said 48 in the original commitment! That's moving the goal posts!
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Right let me clear this up right away!! confused :? :? :?
I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink
fooking hell thought i was going mad :shock:
Bow nice to see your still here babes.......... OOO Debs drifts off in to a dream of the time she set on bow kneee :twisted:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Hang on it said 48 in the original commitment! That's moving the goal posts!

Correct!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's 48 posts and 2 more for the goal posts!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers:
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
could you also let us know is that starting new threads or is just posting on an existing thread acceptable???
thank you smile
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
could you also let us know is that starting new threads or is just posting on an existing thread acceptable???
thank you smile

Posts on existing threads will do nicely thank you!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
could you also let us know is that starting new threads or is just posting on an existing thread acceptable???
thank you smile

Posts on existing threads will do nicely thank you!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks for that sarge i might even be able to provide a few extra posts or do some fencing biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
could you also let us know is that starting new threads or is just posting on an existing thread acceptable???
thank you smile

Posts on existing threads will do nicely thank you!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeez - first you move the posts by adding two - then you want 'em hangging on a thread. Not sure our members will bear these extra demands you know!
Unknown User
oo sarge just go a fooking agnor me then!,....i dont care :kissmyarse:
i do really sad
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by westerross
could you also let us know is that starting new threads or is just posting on an existing thread acceptable???
thank you smile

Posts on existing threads will do nicely thank you!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeez - first you move the posts by adding two - then you want 'em hangging on a thread. Not sure our members will bear these extra demands you know!
Yeh, but at least they are existing threads!!
It's not like they have to get a sewing kit out and make their own!!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs
oo sarge just go a fooking agnor me then!,....i dont care :kissmyarse:
i do really sad

Sorry Debs, was I agnoring you???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
oo sarge just go a fooking agnor me then!,....i dont care :kissmyarse:
i do really sad

Sorry Debs, was I agnoring you???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal:
:inlove:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs
oo sarge just go a fooking agnor me then!,....i dont care :kissmyarse:
i do really sad

Sorry Debs, was I agnoring you???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal:
:inlove:
smackbottom Debs
You're supposed to be slowing down.
yet you're still trying to shag the Sarge everychance you get.
Leave room for me!!! :twisted:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Right let me clear this up right away!! confused :? :? :?
I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? wink

I've seen this land of Farmer Pickles - it's full of cow pats n pot holes* :? How're we gonna flatten that lot out? What good is an empty field, we already have the dogging car park out the back?
Maybe it should be compulsory to also include some of them flattening posts too? Only one per thread tho :? ....... usually the last one lol
Bows, save yourself for this one :twisted: got a nice hole here saved for ya :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*Disclaimer - This post was not intended to be derogatory towards the SH users Cow_Pat and Pot_Hole :? ........
well with 7 billion users now, someones gonna have to have them names dunno
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Missy
I've seen this land of Farmer Pickles - it's full of cow pats n pot holes* confused How're we gonna flatten that lot out?

Ha!! That is where phase 2 of my cunning plan comes in. :? :? :? :?
Before we use the land we are going to hold the New World Famous Rolling The SH Ladies Round The Course Event. This is sure to be a massive attraction and will flatten out the land at the same time.
Only snag is we need to find some ladies!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Missy
*Disclaimer - This post was not intended to be derogatory towards the SH users Cow_Pat and Pot_Hole confused ........
well with 7 billion users now, someones gonna have to have them names dunno

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Can't you fill in Pot_Hole with Cow_Pat - stick a post in them on the end of a thread?
Unknown User
I was going to post something witty and amuesing here but this thread is too sureal for me. Help please stop it's hurting my head surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: