Hi All
Its question that needs answering has any members ever had the
"POT NOODLE HORN"
Maybe this is worth a poll lol
:laughabove:
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Pot Noodle Horn
Sex God
I don't think so really :shock: 
I only "swing" so people invite me round and feed me proper food 
well folks as this debate rages on throughout the night over the virtues of
"Erectus Pot Noodleus"
I am off to bed but before I do I am going to eat some Brazil Nuts and Raisins for no particular reason other than I like them.
Night Y'all x x
Oh and if anyone knows the way to Amarillo please let me know.
"Erectus Pot Noodleus"
I am off to bed but before I do I am going to eat some Brazil Nuts and Raisins for no particular reason other than I like them.
Night Y'all x x
Oh and if anyone knows the way to Amarillo please let me know.
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
I'm pretty sure there's more nutritional value in the pot than there is in the contents...
Yes, you'd get more nourishment biting your tongue....
Quote by flapjackboy
I'm pretty sure there's more nutritional value in the pot than there is in the contents...
Nasty, horrible things. Much rather rustle up something myself.
I agree, bloody horrible things!
Late night cheese on toast or a leftover roast beats the balls of off Pot Noodle!
Sex God
pot noodles............. pot chemical more like.
I am soooo allergic to them I am violently sick and hyperactive for at least two hours and then sick again. Anything that does that to someone shouldn;t be called food.
And as for the advert....... what a pile of shite (bit like the product).
I like the new magnum senses adverts, abstract and sensual. Plus I like magnums!
So maybe I'm a teeny weeny bit biased there! 
I am soooo allergic to them I am violently sick and hyperactive for at least two hours and then sick again. Anything that does that to someone shouldn;t be called food.
And as for the advert....... what a pile of shite (bit like the product).
I like the new magnum senses adverts, abstract and sensual. Plus I like magnums!
So maybe I'm a teeny weeny bit biased there! 
Orgasminator
Mmmmm ALL THE TIME. well mostly when they do a new ad campain 
I'm such a sucker for ads
I'm such a sucker for ads 
Sexpert
Eurgh who invented those things. Very clever advertising recently, but still doesn't take anything away from the lack of any real nutrition or taste. If you feel the need for anything like that, even supernoodles are better. Or say, baked beans on toast (cheaper, more protein, not much longer to heat up). Ok they make you fart, but I suspect pot noodles probably have similar evil effects (at a guess.. so many years since I had one).
Sex God
Quote by Tool
I think this might be a marmite-type issue....
Pot noodles ewwwww but marmite mmmmm
Thought I was misssing out on something as a kid cos we weren't allowed pot noodles, but bowing down to my mothers wisdom now cos they are foul !
People People People
I meant the "POT NOODLE HORN" metaphorically, its a pun, the ad is funny lighten up.
As for the nutritional value of Pot Noodles and all your advice which was greatly received. Being a former athlete I happen to know a wee bit about protein and carbo intake but thanks anyway !!
Like you I would eat the spoon first.
:boxing:
PS I've noticed nobody showed me the way to Amarillo !!! Oh well
I meant the "POT NOODLE HORN" metaphorically, its a pun, the ad is funny lighten up.
As for the nutritional value of Pot Noodles and all your advice which was greatly received. Being a former athlete I happen to know a wee bit about protein and carbo intake but thanks anyway !!
Like you I would eat the spoon first.
:boxing:
PS I've noticed nobody showed me the way to Amarillo !!! Oh well
Sex God
Quote by Chamone
PS I've noticed nobody showed me the way to Amarillo !!! Oh well
Sex God
Quote by Chamone
Easy
You are a scholar and a gentleman that is assuming you are male if not you are a scholaress and a gentlewoman !!!! lol
No problem. :thumbup:
And yes I'm male (just checked
) 
Casanova
Quote by luv2lick
Bombay badboy....If you think you can take it!
Need to have a word with the Politically Correct Thought Police me thinks. That name is both politically and geographically incorrect
1. Bombay was renamed Mumbai, only very recently. - Geographical Inaccuracy
2. How dare they imply that boys are bad - gender stereotyping!
3. How dare they only refer to young males? - Sexism!
4. How dare they refer to young people as "boys"? - Patronisation!
5. Who is to say what is good or what is bad??? - Value Judgements!
Surely the snack needs to be renamed with something more appropriate for the society that we live in today...like...
"Mumbai Young Person With Alternative Behavioural Tendancies" :P
Now, to write a jingle for the telly / radio adverts for it...
By the way, had one for lunch - delicious!!!
Sex God
Quote by Countess
Easy
You are a scholar and a gentleman that is assuming you are male if not you are a scholaress and a gentlewoman !!!! lol
i hope to god he is male ................(runs off to check) ......................yep he sure is :twisted: :twisted:
Did you say 'hello bollocks' when you checked?
I have to thank you all from the bottom of my heart
Having only recently started actively using the forum I have dabbled in the past, this is my first thread to hit the holy grail of threads the Second Page, or at least I think it is I did have a moan a few months ago and got ten replies, but this one is the one I hold dearest !!
I will be celebrating with a pickled egg and a carton tooth kind ribena.
Love you all. :cheers: Have a drink you deserve it. Partyman your input was superb.
Trying to think of another engaging subject to put up for debate.
Having only recently started actively using the forum I have dabbled in the past, this is my first thread to hit the holy grail of threads the Second Page, or at least I think it is I did have a moan a few months ago and got ten replies, but this one is the one I hold dearest !!
I will be celebrating with a pickled egg and a carton tooth kind ribena.
Love you all. :cheers: Have a drink you deserve it. Partyman your input was superb.
Trying to think of another engaging subject to put up for debate.
Sexpert
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Ok they make you fart, but I suspect pot noodles probably have similar evil effects (at a guess.. so many years since I had one).
What !!!!!!! "A Fart"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Fred
Yeah, actually I don't need to walk anywhere nowadays 'cos I just float around with all that gas inside. Apart from looking like a helium balloon, everything's fine.
I just need to keep the love beads in so someone can pull me down every now and then
