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I'm sitting here giggling to myself because I just replied to a text from someone here and my predictive texting almost got me into trouble :lol2:
It really bugs me that my phone doesn't know and refuses to learn the words "fuck" and "snog" (what the hell is an eval and a dubl anyway? dunno) but then sometimes it does actually remember something I've typed into it.
When I try to type "one" now, my phone comes up with (first option!) "mmf" - I so hope that I always remember to change it to "one" or there could be one or two questions from friends and family redface surprisedops: :oops:
Anyone else have similar mistypes on their phones?
Sex God
lol i just turn it of so mutch easiar
MikeC
Sex God
No mistypes on predictive text..... but spell check in MS Word can also come up with some strange possibilites.
Now, where's my mucky text AC.... wink
I did a thread about this a while ago after telling my friend I'd had an "Ebb" weekend instead of a "Fab" one.
Try typing "Cock" that's a particularly dangerous one :shock:
My kids tell me I am book !!!........... apparently its predictive texting for cool ????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nah i'm quite good and changing the words to what i want, sleazy on the other hand is a right pain with it, anyone who has ever got a text off him will know what i mean, he never changes it just types away and sends and you have to guess what the hell hes on about :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
When I try to type "one" now, my phone comes up with (first option!) "mmf" - I so hope that I always remember to change it to "one" or there could be one or two questions from friends and family redface surprisedops: :oops:
Anyone else have similar mistypes on their phones?

Ooohh that adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "I want to give 'er one" :grin:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Try typing "Cock" that's a particularly dangerous one :shock:

Rofl yeah, the choice between cock and anal :shock: :shock: Imagine texting your mum to tell her your coal has arrived and getting that one wrong :shock: (Good job I have a gas fire :lol2smile
I don't know how to use it... redface so have it off.....(Ohherrr......I wish?).
Small hijack......Does anyone know if my phone will play mp3's...a yes or no will suffice..? It's the Motorola RAZR.
Please don't refer me to a website......thanks...x
CheekyChimp.... cool
Sexpert
I dnt lke prdictiv i use txt shthnd so i cn ft mor in2 a txt
Quote by Angel Chat
Try typing "Cock" that's a particularly dangerous one :shock:

Rofl yeah, the choice between cock and anal :shock: :shock: Imagine texting your mum to tell her your coal has arrived and getting that one wrong :shock: (Good job I have a gas fire :lol2smile
:roltflmao: :roltflmao: :roltflmao: :roltflmao:
Nightmare!!!
Mine was texting my fluck buddy (at the time) to say "I want cock - now" :shock:
Quote by cheekychimp
I don't know how to use it... redface so have it off.....(Ohherrr......I wish?).
Small hijack......Does anyone know if my phone will play mp3's...a yes or no will suffice..? It's the Motorola RAZR.
Please don't refer me to a website......thanks...x
CheekyChimp.... cool

Mine does...
Sorry for mini hijack Angel kiss
Orgasminator
I always use predictive text. My last phone was useless at this, but I have a new phone and it lets you type into the dictionary any naughty words you might want to use in predictive text which is very handy.
wink
Quote by Amber
I always use predictive text. My last phone was useless at this, but I have a new phone and it lets you type into the dictionary any naughty words you might want to use in predictive text which is very handy.
wink

My old one did that, but the new one seems to pick and choose which words to save, hence it still not knowing fuck, but giving me mmf when i only want one lol
Sex God
does it insert the word vanilla before hand wink
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC
Warming the Bed
i recently had a text conversation with a friend, and we was arranging to meet.
She put ".... so we could meet at (location deleted for security reasons) and hit the sub with the log fire
obviously she meant pub, or did she? answers on a postcard to....
God I hate texting at the best of times as I always end up saying things I shouldnt redface surprisedops: tried predictive texting but couldnt get on with it at all.
Orgasminator
my daughters name defalts to mafia............. no quiet as good as cock and anal i know but could still have some dire consequences lol
Sex God
I had a strange text message from a lady who wanted me to kick her aunt. :shock:
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. :rotflmao:
Quote by Ice Pie
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: Had to go and get my phone to work out "vomited" :rotflmao:
Quote by Ice Pie
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. :rotflmao:
Is that a kind of dogging for beginners?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. :rotflmao:
Is that a kind of dogging for beginners?
Must be something similar to Cats and Fur balls dunno
Orgasminator
i love predictive texing
i also added in all the silly tx chat as well
the main thing to remember is if you add in a word like cock or anal the phone will remember then teh more you use them.
If you change anal one time for coal teh phone then remembers that as well and give the one you use more often next time round
al u av 2 do is fnk ov wt u wnt 2 sa an da fon wil rembr it nxt tim
Warming the Bed
Smirnoff is a good one.
also there is Kiss / Lips Golf / hole pint / shot
Orgasminator
Whoever invented predictive txt should be taken out and shot!! :shock: :shock:
I mean.......................................why?? rolleyes
Quote by The Muttleys
Whoever invented predictive txt should be taken out and shot!! :shock: :shock:
I mean.......................................why?? rolleyes

Yep I agree with that!
I can't work it evil
l then just get all annoyed because the thing makes me look stupid and I can't say what I want so its banned from my phone for ever lol :lol:
Must admit, some of the words it comes up with are bloody hilarious...................
when its happening to someone else :shock:
Fee
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Orgasminator
I am a bit of a techophobe but predictive is one thing I have got sorted - very useful and time saving...although you do have to do a lot of double checking!
Warming the Bed
There's been a couple of times when friends are feeling a bit down, but they don't seem very impressed when I send them a "huh"...