Preventing tender knees

22 Feb 2005

Hiya everyone, need some advice here, anyone got any ideas on how to prevent my hubby's knees getting carpet burnswhen he is performing my conjugal rites (and no i'm not replacing the carpet lol)

22 Feb 2005

did he ever skateboard???

22 Feb 2005

No so no kneepads lol

22 Feb 2005

well i'll come and he can take a break as required????
redface

23 Feb 2005

You'd have to bring your own knee pads lol

23 Feb 2005

be there shortly - how long has he been down??? :giveup:

23 Feb 2005

long enough for the top layer of skin to be removed again but his job isnt completed :cry:

23 Feb 2005

put a duvet on the floor first?
Lie him on his back and you get on top of him?

23 Feb 2005

But i like him on his knees! lol

23 Feb 2005

A tip gained from Precious experience
Go into any supermarket, and buy a roll of heavy duty fabric sticking platster ( it has to be the fabric stuff, and a roll) and liberally apply a couple of strips to each knee....et voila - good as new knees. Many more hours of knees down action to come!
Trust me - it works - either in advance of said act, or if you've been too eager and forgotten beforehand ( although the knees might be a tad tender if you apply afterwards)
enjoy
kbuk

23 Feb 2005

Maybe you could both takes turns at getting on top? :twisted:
That way you both get sore knees. It's only fair to share :shock: lol

Tracy-Jayne

23 Feb 2005

No don't get a rug for his head get one to go on the carpet Now it needs to be wool as thats a lot less abrasive than nylon or nylon mixes.
And when you've finished you can pull the rug from underneath him lol

The other advantage is it's easier to clean a rug than a whole carpet :!:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
.............. The other options are buy a waterbed they are fun.

Oh they are a lot of fun steph...as myself and a few friends found out at the Leicester Munch After Party.... lol

(Bugger to get out of in the morning though)