Quote by WitchyWell thank you kindly miss
Anyway, your profile rocks. :thumbup:
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Quote by Freckledbird
What they write, what they look like - if what they write in ther ads. stacks up in terms of what they say they are looking for on their profile. If what they are looking for stacks up in terms of their sexuality. I also look at who their 'friends' are and who their 'quickies' are from... you can tell a lot about a person from who they choose to associate themselves with. If I sense they are telling fibs it switches me off straight away and sends me into 'Miss Marple' mode.
On the flip side, I really dislike profiles that make people come across like they are on some power trip and that you'll practically have to beg them for a meet - they are usually nothing special anwyays.
Endless lists of what they don't like also switches me off... profiles are supposed to be an opportunity to sell yourself, not to criticise others
not sure about that - one can't filter the quickies and the friend thing is nonsense - i accept anyone as if they want to be my friend who am i to argue!! I use favourites for my errrr favourites. As for shopping list - it does save everyones time to say what you are looking for don't you think?
One can choose whether or not to display quickies - it's in one's account settings. There's a tick box.
Fek me - where??
On the flip side, I really dislike profiles that make people come across like they are on some power trip and that you'll practically have to beg them for a meet - they are usually nothing special anwyays.
Endless lists of what they don't like also switches me off... profiles are supposed to be an opportunity to sell yourself, not to criticise others
One can choose whether or not to display quickies - it's in one's account settings. There's a tick box.
Fek me - never knew that - thanks Freckle
Endless lists of what they don't like also switches me off... profiles are supposed to be an opportunity to sell yourself, not to criticise others
One can choose whether or not to display quickies - it's in one's account settings. There's a tick box.
Fek me - never knew that - thanks Freckle
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Quote by Choochie
What they write, what they look like - if what they write in ther ads. stacks up in terms of what they say they are looking for on their profile. If what they are looking for stacks up in terms of their sexuality. I also look at who their 'friends' are and who their 'quickies' are from... you can tell a lot about a person from who they choose to associate themselves with. If I sense they are telling fibs it switches me off straight away and sends me into 'Miss Marple' mode.
On the flip side, I really dislike profiles that make people come across like they are on some power trip and that you'll practically have to beg them for a meet - they are usually nothing special anwyays.
Endless lists of what they don't like also switches me off... profiles are supposed to be an opportunity to sell yourself, not to criticise others
not sure about that - one can't filter the quickies and the friend thing is nonsense - i accept anyone as if they want to be my friend who am i to argue!! I use favourites for my errrr favourites. As for shopping list - it does save everyones time to say what you are looking for don't you think?
One can choose whether or not to display quickies - it's in one's account settings. There's a tick box.
Fek me - where??
Er, in 'My Account'.
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Quote by Choochie
Thanks now Bloke can't make assumptions!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't imagine for a minute that he'd make assumptions about you anyway
Sex God
Quote by Waterpistoljeez that must've been a while back, Poplar baths closed down in about 1988
I agree with that Witchy....Waterpistol! I used to go swimming club where you live and Crisp Street Market :thumbup:
I know but I was having my first baby that year so my swimming medals were busy gathering dust by then
Sex God
Is the pie and mash shop still in Crisp Street?
Sexlightened
I checked out waterpistols profile too Witchy after comments above, and defo gets a :thumbup: from me, however did made me realise that the first thing I look for, and god - how shallow is this going to sound? Is height!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9" in stockinged feet, and very rarely seen without a pair of heels, and if I meet someone who is 5'8" or shorter I just feel like the jolly green giant!!! (I have enough body hangups as it is without meeting people who, through no fault of their own, are going to exacerbate these).
Other than that, I do like a profile with some text on it - what a person has chosen to say can be very revealing and if they haven't chosen to write anything at all, that says a lot too. I don't take too much notice of Friends, as I'm another who is friends with anyone who asks - but I find that people's groups choices can be quite illuminating - plus the quickies things are ace! I once met someone lovely who I found by clicking on a quickie from someone's profile I was perving, which lead to another profile to see who had written it, and then onwards through 2 other profiles, all via quickies, till I found this lovely person!! I think I might have to fight you for the Miss Marple crown B1oke!!
Other than that, I do like a profile with some text on it - what a person has chosen to say can be very revealing and if they haven't chosen to write anything at all, that says a lot too. I don't take too much notice of Friends, as I'm another who is friends with anyone who asks - but I find that people's groups choices can be quite illuminating - plus the quickies things are ace! I once met someone lovely who I found by clicking on a quickie from someone's profile I was perving, which lead to another profile to see who had written it, and then onwards through 2 other profiles, all via quickies, till I found this lovely person!! I think I might have to fight you for the Miss Marple crown B1oke!!
Quote by ScarletTheHarlotNo need to apologise ... I usually divide girls into those who I would fuck and those who I would be seen with in public - and I would feel silly being out with someone too much taller than me :P
I checked out waterpistols profile too Witchy after comments above, and defo gets a :thumbup: from me, however did made me realise that the first thing I look for, and god - how shallow is this going to sound? Is height!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9" in stockinged feet, and very rarely seen without a pair of heels, and if I meet someone who is 5'8" or shorter I just feel like the jolly green giant!!! (I have enough body hangups as it is without meeting people who, through no fault of their own, are going to exacerbate these).
However, I could always clip my toenails so they don't drag along your thighs :twisted:
Sexlightened
Quote by WaterpistolNo need to apologise ... I usually divide girls into those who I would fuck and those who I would be seen with in public - and I would feel silly being out with someone too much taller than me :P
I checked out waterpistols profile too Witchy after comments above, and defo gets a :thumbup: from me, however did made me realise that the first thing I look for, and god - how shallow is this going to sound? Is height!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9" in stockinged feet, and very rarely seen without a pair of heels, and if I meet someone who is 5'8" or shorter I just feel like the jolly green giant!!! (I have enough body hangups as it is without meeting people who, through no fault of their own, are going to exacerbate these).
However, I could always clip my toenails so they don't drag along your thighs :twisted:
How about girls you would fuck in public??
And I very much hope you clip your toenails anyway
although, mmm quite like having my thighs scratched, but my experience on this one has so far been restricted to fingernails! 