Have noticed that a lot of guys, in response to the "Assets" feature in profiles put 'no complaints' - isn't this a cop-out? After all, is anyone actually going to say to a partner in any sitiuation "I'm going to complain about your cock" Of course not; so come on, guys, lets just go small, average (medium if you like) and well-endowed - or vwe if you really were up front in the queue. My partner always says mine is too big - for her, yes, but is considered only 'average' by other women. Just for the record, has anyone ever had a complaint about their todger?
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Sex God
Considering a lot of swingers couldnt give a dam about the size of a mans 'assets' why should people bother updating their profile. Surely its the whole package that matters?
Well, it certainly is for me!
Well, it certainly is for me!
Sex God
Before you pull other people's profiles to bits you should really take care of what is in your own. Your partner is unaware of your discreet activities, this won't win you many admirers.
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Just for the record, has anyone ever had a complaint about their todger?
Yeah, apparently I splash around the toilet too much when I shake it after peeing!!!
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
Just for the record, has anyone ever had a complaint about their todger?
Yeah, apparently I splash around the toilet too much when I shake it after peeing!!!
Dont all men do that
Orgasminator
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Dont all men do that
That's what I tried to tell the ex but she wouldn't have it!!!
Sex God
Quote by laterunner
My partner always says mine is too big
Sooooooo, this is just a way for you to let everyone know that yours is big?
I also prefer pics on profiles and a face!!!! Warming the Bed
Quote by laterunner
Have noticed that a lot of guys, in response to the "Assets" feature in profiles put 'no complaints' - isn't this a cop-out? After all, is anyone actually going to say to a partner in any sitiuation "I'm going to complain about your cock" Of course not; so come on, guys, lets just go small, average (medium if you like) and well-endowed - or vwe if you really were up front in the queue. My partner always says mine is too big - for her, yes, but is considered only 'average' by other women. Just for the record, has anyone ever had a complaint about their todger?
I really ought to change my profile now. If I was totally honest about it, I have had a complaint on a couple of occasions. Once, the lady in question was a bit to pissed to be "polite" and ripped the mickey because I was a bit to pissed to......
:giveup: And another time, the lady being 5'0" and me being 6'5", there was a certain amount of natural size issue, or what we call an interference fit in the trade, so she asked me to be more gentle. It's not massive, but neither was she.
But beauty is in the eye of the beholder and truthfully I can say that I have never asked anyones opinion of my cock. So if the "vein" of this thread is attempting to form a methodology to how we men classify them, I like being able to add the "mystery" of wait and see.
No-one has ever said to me "My My, Aren't we small/medium/large/VWE".
So I don't think all those magazine articles are made up in which case most of the ladies DON'T CARE
As long as it's polite and well dressed.
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I have been told before that mine is too big, too small, too wide, not enough girth etc. So I just go to the cupboard and exchange it for another that is more likely to be suitable.
Well hello Mrs Cu3ball - how nice to see you in the forums!
Bugga! You quoted me! I forgot she'd been sneaking round the forums and left herself logged on :doh:
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I have been told before that mine is too big, too small, too wide, not enough girth etc. So I just go to the cupboard and exchange it for another that is more likely to be suitable.
Well hello Mrs Cu3ball - how nice to see you in the forums!
Bugga! You quoted me! I forgot she'd been sneaking round the forums and left herself logged on :doh:
Would you like me to edit my posts?
Quote by Kiss
I have been told before that mine is too big, too small, too wide, not enough girth etc. So I just go to the cupboard and exchange it for another that is more likely to be suitable.
Well hello Mrs Cu3ball - how nice to see you in the forums!
Bugga! You quoted me! I forgot she'd been sneaking round the forums and left herself logged on :doh:
Would you like me to edit my posts?
Nah.... we'll just keep quoting. It'll teach me to make sure it's me logged on :-)
And maybe teach her to log off when she's finished perving ;-)
Quote by cu3b4ll
I have been told before that mine is too big, too small, too wide, not enough girth etc. So I just go to the cupboard and exchange it for another that is more likely to be suitable.
Well hello Mrs Cu3ball - how nice to see you in the forums!
Bugga! You quoted me! I forgot she'd been sneaking round the forums and left herself logged on :doh:
Would you like me to edit my posts?
Nah.... we'll just keep quoting. It'll teach me to make sure it's me logged on :-)
And maybe teach her to log off when she's finished perving ;-)
:giggle:
I thought I was finally getting some online attention from Mrs Cu3ball, but I must admit you are quite convincing, you must have done this kind of thing before.
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