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Promotion for the Sarge...............

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Weve been having a chat about the Sarge and think he deserves a promotion for all his efforts in breaking the record worship :worship: :worship:
(not forgetting WBB and denise)
So we think he should be promoted to General (with a nice new uniform,naturally!)
Question is should he stay Bilko or should he change it for his new position???????
So General.......................(fill in the blanks!!)
Clare and Steve,xxx
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I am sure that there are some ex military types hereabouts that might query such a jump, I mean Sgt to General is on a par with idi Amin, and even those that might think Sarge is a jumped up little man U supporter would think hey he is a good guy but not that good, and certainly not like Idi!!!!!
The thing I like about Sarge is that he knows his place, he loves his car pool, he is always out for a quick buck and sometimes he gets it... this last monday was a case in point
Clare much as I comprehend the sentiment I suspect that Srge will forever remain sarge.
anyway before General he would have to go through captain and major and maybe other ranks
Sarge be yourself.
your achievement is much appreciated and recognised but to promote you would be to destroy you
glibert a mere foot soldier
Perhaps quite a jump,
(was just thinking about the uniform really!!LOL) biggrin :D :D :D :D
OK how abouts the new position for the uniform only???
Clare and Steve,xxx
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:karaoke: I believe the Sarge deserves some recognition, but a full jump in rank! Perhaps he just needs a bit of recognition for his achievements and a big up from all his adoring fans.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
rolleyes I could tell you a few things the Sarge deserves rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(I may be sent to Coventry for that)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oooo, please do.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
:notes: Check it - I've made it to getting there now!
I feel a celebration coming on!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Weve been having a chat about the Sarge and think he deserves a promotion for all his efforts in breaking the record worship :worship: :worship:
(not forgetting WBB and denise)
So we think he should be promoted to General (with a nice new uniform,naturally!)
Question is should he stay Bilko or should he change it for his new position???????
So General.......................(fill in the blanks!!)
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

sounds good to me change his rank to General and his name to errrmmm..........assistant ?
Quote by davej
sounds good to me change his rank to General and his name to errrmmm..........assistant ?

roflmao thats it!!!!!!!!! lol
now I am sure he will be pleased that we are trying our best to promote him so how about a double barrel name......How about
General Lee Flacid
No need for all that. All we do is keep him at the same rank and decorate him - 'Mentioned In Dispatches' should do for starters! lol
Mal
:lol:
nah... he not posh enough for a double barrelled name... how about we just change his surname to "dogsbody"? lol
lol
We thought maybe General Bollox :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: lol
Clare and Steve
If WBB had her way last night and managed to get me into he chatroom to pay off the sexual favours she had promised I would be Major Bumsore!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
I couldn't imagine being anything but Sarge, so thanks, but no thanks!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope, i definitly like Sarge best!!!
General Factotum if you ask me! - You didn't confused:
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General Factotum if you ask me! - You didn't confused:

Whats Factotum exactly??
Wooohooooo!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Nope, i definitly like Sarge best!!!
Um............... ok then!!! If you say so!! dunno
I'm only joking Sarge hunny, you know i love ya!! kiss
ok!
u can stay sarge.. bul the BILKO has to go!
i vote for .....
...PEPPER
Sarge I love you the way you are smile
OK so he's refused the promotion, so how about a medal?
What about a DSO* for services to a swinging site?
*DSO Distinguished Swinging Order. lol
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OK so he's refused the promotion, so how about a medal?
What about a DSO* for services to a swinging site?
*DSO Distinguished Swinging Order. lol

That sounds like a much better idea,does that mean we get to design a brand new uniform too????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
OK so he's refused the promotion, so how about a medal?
What about a DSO* for services to a swinging site?
*DSO Distinguished Swinging Order. lol

That sounds like a much better idea,does that mean we get to design a brand new uniform too????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
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Clare...enough with the uniform already smackbottom whip rolleyes :lol:
Quote by easy
Clare...enough with the uniform already smackbottom whip rolleyes lol

OOOhhh if im gonna get spanked i may even do it all the more wink :wink: biggrin :D :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
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Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

Clare...enough with the uniform already smackbottom whip rolleyes lol

OOOhhh if im gonna get spanked i may even do it all the more wink :wink: biggrin :D :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
OK OK If you don't behave I won'tcome round and :smackbottom: 69position passionkiss :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P
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I couldn't imagine being anything but Sarge, so thanks, but no thanks!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YES SARGE!! :smoke: mmmm anything u say sarge!! :giveup:
love debbiexx :rose:
bolt
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OK OK If you don't behave I won't come round and smackbottom 69position passionkiss lol :lol: :lol:
:P

Right does that mean that if i DONT mention the U word again that you will?????????????
(have got it in writing now biggrin :D )
Clare,xxx
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(Clare sits wondering how on earth Easy got his name!!)
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
OK OK If you don't behave I won't come round and smackbottom 69position passionkiss lol :lol: :lol:
:P

Right does that mean that if i DONT mention the U word again that you will?????????????
(have got it in writing now biggrin :D )
OK who's been posting using my log-on? :huh:
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
(Clare sits wondering how on earth Easy got his name!!)

Because I'm anything but. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You know if things were different I'd be there like a rocket hun wink
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You know if things were different I'd be there like a rocket hun wink

And you know i only flirt with you so much because i know its safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare,xxx
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