My God, I seem to have had a lot of wind this month. My office was smelling like a stale egg kennel by the time I left work... Okay, maybe it didn't help that I'd closed my window to save my fingers dropping off from the cold.
Not sure what can have brought this on. Might be dietry, but I'm not eating anything different from before. And I have all-bran almost every morning.
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Quote by roger743
My God, I seem to have had a lot of wind this month. My office was smelling like a stale egg kennel by the time I left work... Okay, maybe it didn't help that I'd closed my window to save my fingers dropping off from the cold.
Not sure what can have brought this on. Might be dietry, but I'm not eating anything different from before. And I have all-bran almost every morning.
Bran=Fibre=F-Plan=Fart-Plan.
QED
Just a slight hi-jack ....
When is it ok to fart in front of your partner?
Most of the men know don't seem to have any qualms about emitting their toxic gasses in front of me as early on as the second date, and for all the men I know, the stinkier it is the better. Watching me retching and gagging seems to send them in raptures. I don't ever, ever fart in front of men.
Why do men's farts smell worse?
You can be with him 24/7, eat exactly the same things, yet my farts are positively fragrant and his are humming!
When is it ok to fart in front of your partner?
Most of the men know don't seem to have any qualms about emitting their toxic gasses in front of me as early on as the second date, and for all the men I know, the stinkier it is the better. Watching me retching and gagging seems to send them in raptures. I don't ever, ever fart in front of men.
Why do men's farts smell worse?
You can be with him 24/7, eat exactly the same things, yet my farts are positively fragrant and his are humming!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by musketeer
I don't ever, ever fart in front of men.
Will you not even admit to occasionally letting one go at that most ultimate moment when all thought is concentrated elsewhere, and you have almost no control except to shout ARRRRGGHGHH or maybe grunt a bit in a nice piggy sort of way?
Have you been hiding in my wardrobe???
Quote by musketeer
SWMBO takes the greatest delight in trying to lift off the roof to liven up the long evenings before the TV, and giggles hysterically afterwards. However if I launch the air biscuit I'm told it's disgusting behavior.
Double standards, sexist, nah, just the natural rights of a woman.
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Quote by steveg_nw
You don't smell like flowers any more
Go on........click it!
Steve
:lol: :lol: I've sent it to the wife. Just hope she takes it the right way !
