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ok here i am for yet another rant lol
Dont you find it really annoying when you put an add up and state you ask for a picture of both face and cock so you can get some idea of the person whos interested in meeting and instead, you get a bear rear or a really bad cock shot but no face pic AND instead of saying hi my name is ...blah blah you get a message with no pics but it says ooo when and where are we shagging??
HELLO but where did the art of minor conversation go?? grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote by Kaznkev
cant understand why anyone thinks a shag will be easier to get cos they sent a pic of there knob!
And no the art of conversation isnt dead,there are some on here id shag at the drop of hat,purely cos of there words unfortonatly too many dont bother and then complain they get no where.
ps lassy when are we shagging! lol

whooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo it must be Christmas lol lol lol NOW NOW NOW LOL
"very changable for time of year, don't you think?
After all that dreadfull wet weather we had the very cold and sudden cold snap... now everything seems to have warmed to a degree... a boy just doesn't know what to wear for the best these days.
after all, when using public transpot but still having to walk some distance I find I still have to dress for warmth, but have terrible trouble with temperature regulation once on a crowded bus or tube.
ah, that was a givaway wasn't it? The tube? Yes, that's right, I'm from London, where abouts might you hail from?
goodness me, do they have public transport there (polite chuckle/best smile) no seriously, it's just bad for temperature on public transport in the winter. Here I've found that busses in particular can be running in the height of summer with thier heating systems blazing away... goodness. It can get rather nasty in there....
please excuse me, how I ramble in new company... it's nerves doncha know... please, your turn, tell me all about your wonderfull self."
there...
Never mind all that, here is a pic of my knob, oh and where and when are we shagging?
Quote by Lassy09
ok here i am for yet another rant lol
Dont you find it really annoying when you put an add up and state you ask for a picture of both face and cock so you can get some idea of the person whos interested in meeting and instead, you get a bear rear or a really bad cock shot but no face pic AND instead of saying hi my name is ...blah blah you get a message with no pics but it says ooo when and where are we shagging??
HELLO but where did the art of minor conversation go?? grrrrrrrrrrrrr

A BEAR rear?
If he likes men too, does that make him Bi-Polar?
we just delete silly ones like that...but would be a good idea to make a forum where u could put up some of them without the names from who they r.....bet it would make a lot laugh at some of them........
Quote by __random_orbit__
"very changable for time of year, don't you think?
After all that dreadfull wet weather we had the very cold and sudden cold snap... now everything seems to have warmed to a degree... a boy just doesn't know what to wear for the best these days.
after all, when using public transpot but still having to walk some distance I find I still have to dress for warmth, but have terrible trouble with temperature regulation once on a crowded bus or tube.
ah, that was a givaway wasn't it? The tube? Yes, that's right, I'm from London, where abouts might you hail from?
goodness me, do they have public transport there (polite chuckle/best smile) no seriously, it's just bad for temperature on public transport in the winter. Here I've found that busses in particular can be running in the height of summer with thier heating systems blazing away... goodness. It can get rather nasty in there....
please excuse me, how I ramble in new company... it's nerves doncha know... please, your turn, tell me all about your wonderfull self."
there...

rofl now i have to say nervous is not something i would ever put you down as lol but just dont lick the windows of the public transport lol xx
Quote by Lassy09
"very changable for time of year, don't you think?
After all that dreadfull wet weather we had the very cold and sudden cold snap... now everything seems to have warmed to a degree... a boy just doesn't know what to wear for the best these days.
after all, when using public transpot but still having to walk some distance I find I still have to dress for warmth, but have terrible trouble with temperature regulation once on a crowded bus or tube.
ah, that was a givaway wasn't it? The tube? Yes, that's right, I'm from London, where abouts might you hail from?
goodness me, do they have public transport there (polite chuckle/best smile) no seriously, it's just bad for temperature on public transport in the winter. Here I've found that busses in particular can be running in the height of summer with thier heating systems blazing away... goodness. It can get rather nasty in there....
please excuse me, how I ramble in new company... it's nerves doncha know... please, your turn, tell me all about your wonderfull self."
there...

rofl now i have to say nervous is not something i would ever put you down as lol but just dont lick the windows of the public transport lol xxnot any more... windows have pig-colds. Now wash your hands
lp
Quote by Lassy09
ok here i am for yet another rant lol
Dont you find it really annoying when you put an add up and state you ask for a picture of both face and cock so you can get some idea of the person whos interested in meeting and instead, you get a bear rear or a really bad cock shot but no face pic AND instead of saying hi my name is ...blah blah you get a message with no pics but it says ooo when and where are we shagging??
HELLO but where did the art of minor conversation go?? grrrrrrrrrrrrr

I mentioned before about users sending face pics that are the size of postage stamps rolleyes Just had another one bit bigger than a postage stamp but the male in question is the forth guy on the right confused??: so he's like the size of a neuron. I reckon he could just be a couple of pixels which could make his cock about 100th of a pixel.
Quote by Kaznkev
cant understand why anyone thinks a shag will be easier to get cos they sent a pic of there knob!
And no the art of conversation isnt dead,there are some on here id shag at the drop of hat,purely cos of there words unfortonatly too many dont bother and then complain they get no where.
ps lassy when are we shagging! lol

whooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo it must be Christmas lol lol lol NOW NOW NOW LOL
christmas gets earlier every year wink
Cums earlier every year, silly numpty bolt
Im starting to think a name and shame is coming lol
Whats the point in hardly any talking crap pics?? MAKE AN EFFORT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BOYS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted: