Question for the ladies

17 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Awwwwwww HungryP don't feel too bad, I didn't mean it as a slur on any man who doesn't fart (or any woman, come to think about it)

Hang on I thought everyone farts :shock: . I'm not claiming I don't fart.... I just apologising for the fact that I don't advertise it redface

17 Jan 2005

tut, I was trying to make you feel better ffs. Sod ya mad

Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

Errr... sounds promising :P wink

17 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya :twisted:

I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon. wink

Don't worry Roger, I mean I will have a good meal of beans beforehand, I wouldn't use my teeth unless you wanted me to :wink:
passionkiss

I'll let you nibble if you're very gentle. :wink:
So is this an invite to come and see you so I get the chance to fart in your bed? cool

Roger the ever hopeful Dragon.
No need to help with the washing up, I have a machine that does that for me! :wink:
In fact I have machines that do a lot of things for me................ :twisted:
My gloves are for show only :lol:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
i think you might find that most women do fart (or whatever they want to call it); most of them are just very unlikely to admit to it. Not sure why, because it's a perfectly natural bodily function
Bev
xx
PS were you taking the piss?

LOL...I know all humans have the same bodily functions...
I am one of those who are unlikely to admit it and definitely will not do it in the presence of most people....
Some of us are more bashful than others

17 Jan 2005

ok as it's wel known on here that I am a lady of breeding and only frequent this forum to see how the lower classes do it

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(only a joke please don't flame me for it )
however I do have to say (before someone else does) that if we were to have a competion on who's smell the worst or who does the most..............................................
i'd win hands down redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Countess
ok as it's wel known on here that I am a lady of breeding and only frequent this forum to see how the lower classes do it :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(only a joke please don't flame me for it )

And I for one, am honoured by your gracious presents, MiLady worship

17 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
ok as it's wel known on here that I am a lady of breeding and only frequent this forum to see how the lower classes do it :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(only a joke please don't flame me for it )

And I for one, am honoured by your gracious presents, MiLady worship

Smooth-talking git. rolleyes

:P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Feb 2005

Venusxxx

15 Feb 2005

^^^^^ made me chuckle!!