Question for the ladies

16 Jan 2005

No mods around so I just might get away with this one till tomorrow.
I have a friend who farts in bed. Were not talking nice polite little non smelly ones here, were talking "oh my god where's my gas mask" kind of proportions.
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?
rolleyes

16 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
No mods around so I just might get away with this one till tomorrow.
I have a friend who farts in bed. Were not talking nice polite little non smelly ones here, were talking "oh my god where's my gas mask" kind of proportions.
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

wuss :twisted:
beans beans the magic fruit...

16 Jan 2005

It's gross. I am told, and from experience that 99.9% of men fart then lift the covers up and down the get the smell out of the bed, which blows into your face and causing you to with the stench! They then proceed to laugh about it.

16 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
No mods around so I just might get away with this one till tomorrow.
I have a friend who farts in bed. Were not talking nice polite little non smelly ones here, were talking "oh my god where's my gas mask" kind of proportions.
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

Absolutely disgusttng. Next time strike a match as he puts his head undet the duvet and stand back!!

16 Jan 2005

Don't they all do that?

16 Jan 2005

A have a fire extinguisher handy lol

16 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

Yeah, that's gross. Now if it was your head he stuck under there, that would be funny.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

Yeah, that's gross. Now if it was your head he stuck under there, that would be funny.
Huh! Where's the ignore button?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

16 Jan 2005

Holding a fart in is very unhealthy! The longer it is in the more toxins get into your blood. It really is better out than in - however the need to grade the smell of the fart is just a curiousity thing! rolleyes

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Too much information!
You are all off my "to shag list" :roll:

Thus putting you at the top of all the girlies list here.............if you don't commit said crime ;)

16 Jan 2005

Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!

Wew!!!! It's not just me then? :P

16 Jan 2005

ladies fart ..................never
:twisted:
men on the other hand phew............. wink

17 Jan 2005

I do believe it's called a dutch oven when we do that ladies, don't ask me why.
I fart religiously every morning but am good enough to wait until you ladies get up for your morning pee and leave the room. Bugger when I lived with the ex as we had en suite!
Even your long term partners should comprimise, the best way is for him to hold the top of the duvet down and waft it out the bottom of the bed with his feet.
Holding your farts in is not good, they travel back up your spine and infect the brain.
That's where all your shitty ideas come from.

17 Jan 2005

17 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

Thats just childish Jules, very childish
lol

:lol: Hahahahahahaha :lol:
:lol: hahahaha :lol:

17 Jan 2005

Where ere you be let your wind go free
It's better to fart and stink a little
Than twist your bowels and be a cripple redface

Fred

17 Jan 2005

wuss..wuss...and double wuss...
what you should do is drop one at same time and so when he puts his head down for a smell he will be hit with a double whammy....!!!!!
or perhaps when he puts his head down for a smell...just say...
Whilst you down there .............!!!!!!

17 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
No mods around so I just might get away with this one till tomorrow.
I have a friend who farts in bed. Were not talking nice polite little non smelly ones here, were talking "oh my god where's my gas mask" kind of proportions.
Not only that, but he then insists on sticking his head under the duvet to trap the smell in and get the full effect!
Is that gross or am I being a wuss?

I would say the scenario you are describing happens more often than we care to discuss, but its something we accept happens, from time to time.
Its when they stand on a chair and face their ass to the ceiling fan rather disturbing.

17 Jan 2005

If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya lol

:twisted:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya :twisted:

I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon. wink

17 Jan 2005

As most women including myself do not 'fart' (such an ugly word), I cannot make an informed decision on this subject.

17 Jan 2005

This thread is so sexist! mad

I can tell you on first hand experiance that the Onion farts are the most rewarding!
For people like me an Onion fart can make all the difference between starving and a three course meal!
Don`t knock it til you`ve tried it! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

i think you might find that most women do fart (or whatever they want to call it); most of them are just very unlikely to admit to it. Not sure why, because it's a perfectly natural bodily function confused

Bev
xx
PS were you taking the piss?

17 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
i think you might find that most women do fart (or whatever they want to call it); most of them are just very unlikely to admit to it. Not sure why, because it's a perfectly natural bodily function
Bev
xx
PS were you taking the piss?

Who me?!

Does a bear shit in the woods?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya :twisted:

I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon. wink

Don't worry Roger, I mean I will have a good meal of beans beforehand, I wouldn't use my teeth unless you wanted me to :wink:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
If this happened to me, revenge would come during oral sex mwahahahahaha!!!! So be warned guys, fart in my bed and I'm gonna get ya :twisted:

I've got to ask, does this mean if I fart in your bed you will fart whilst I give you oral (Unpleasant but funny) or you are going to bite my knob off? (Very, Very, Scary!)
Roger the Dragon. wink

Don't worry Roger, I mean I will have a good meal of beans beforehand, I wouldn't use my teeth unless you wanted me to :wink:
passionkiss

I'll let you nibble if you're very gentle. :wink:
So is this an invite to come and see you so I get the chance to fart in your bed? cool

Roger the ever hopeful Dragon.

17 Jan 2005

Juliett, I've never heard anything so absurd! Shame on you - call yourself a woman??
How much time do you need to spend in male company to realise the best response to his anal gale is to cheerfully exclaim "Bravo! Now let me try ..."
Oh, and apparently, ladies don't do farts - it's a 'love-puff".

17 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Don't they all do that?

Errrr.... no, I am the wuss, sadly! I cannot stand my farts or anyone elses', so I suppose that makes me (as a bloke) a complete tosser in the eyes of most other blokes, because I just can't understand the hours of fun they get from it dunno

I have a very clear memory of staying with my family at my Auntie's in Yorkshire when I was a kid. A firm favourite for all the extended family was Bubble 'n Squeak... that's leftover potato & brussel sprouts for the uninitiated rolleyes

.... except for little me. I can't stand the stuff mad

. The point of this little tale is that my brother & I shared a bed when staying there..... & he would fart brussel sprouts ALL NIGHT :x :x :x

17 Jan 2005

Who me?!

Silly cow, I meant was Serenity taking the piss!
I KNOW you are ffs
Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

Awwwwwww HungryP don't feel too bad, I didn't mean it as a slur on any man who doesn't fart (or any woman, come to think about it)
lol

:lol:
Bev
xx