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Why does it always start to rain whenever I want to mow the lawn?
Quote by burnie
Why does it always start to rain whenever I want to mow the lawn?

No idea, but just to rub it in I feel obliged to point out that it's nice and sunny here on the coast. smile
I thought it always rained up there?
Or was that Wales? dunno
Sunny here too

and warm smile
and we're not that far from Wales!!
Quote by burnie
Why does it always start to rain whenever I want to mow the lawn?

That's really odd............It always rains whenever he is going to mow the lawn too ! lol
arrrghhhh! I want to live down south :cry:
It was sunny in the morning, but a very very big black cloud has just obliterated the sun........
and yes, it is like Blade Runner up here, with the constant nuclear fall out cold damp drizzle and no visible sun in the sky. sigh
I love the weather reports where they show the continent and it's lovely with scorchio sunshines glued all over the map , and there is so much cloud over the UK, that they have to trace it so you can find it. lol
the temperature outside the office here has just reached 23.... biggrin and glorious sunshine.
I sympathise with you burnie, I am a landscape gardener and live in the north west, yes im poor, yes im always indoors alot, yes i would also love to be down south. If its any consolation you shouldnt be cutting the grass now till next year.
Quote by burnie
Why does it always start to rain whenever I want to mow the lawn?

It's God telling you that you should be making love on the lawn in the rain right abut now, not mowing it :twisted: :twisted:
Sunny and fairly warm here too, which definately makes a change!
Marms, sex on lawn in rain in summer.....mmmmmm good, in autumn/winer no thanks, its feezing!
Quote by mistress_sassy
Sunny and fairly warm here too, which definately makes a change!
Marms, sex on lawn in rain in summer.....mmmmmm good, in autumn/winer no thanks, its feezing!

Sleeping bag with a Gore-Tex outer anyone? hump
It's been sunny, warm, breezy and fresh today in McChav Central.... lol
psst Mistress-Sassy... you just hold the other person real close hun.. and nick their body heat wink
The sun is out,
The Sky is blue,
Sipping a cold beer is the only thing to do,
But it's raining,raining in my heart.
Now where is that x factor number for next year. lol
lol tatty, but the rain is cold, much nice when its a warm rain and the ground isn't freezing! Ok I am a wuss, don't like discomfort!
Quote by mistress_sassy
lol tatty, but the rain is cold, much nice when its a warm rain and the ground isn't freezing! Ok I am a wuss, don't like discomfort!

Ok then, if you insist, I'll be the insulator and I'll lie in between you and the ground. :rascal:
Alternatively, what about setting my bed up on the lawn biggrin
Well....I'm still jealous of all of you who don't live in the weird weather vortex that is the Northeast, but if it's any consolation, I did get the grass cut, and it still hasn't dropped bucket loads of watery nonsense from the grey skies looming overhead.
We must point out that Burnie is just repeating the mantra that all Geordies are taught from childhood, ie, tell everybody that it is grim up North, that way we keep the clear roads, beautiful coast and countryside to ourselves.
Unfortunatly the secret is now out because all the Southerners who were at the NorthEast Munch now know that Tyneside is actually a sub-tropical paradise.
So Burnie, too late, the secret is out!
John & Shel
What you on about lol
it rained as I drove up to the NE munch
Lovely sunshine when I got home on Sunday afternoon :lol:
Quote by pb4u
The sun is out,
The Sky is blue,
Sipping a cold beer is the only thing to do,
But it's raining,raining in my heart.
Now where is that x factor number for next year. lol

Oh jeez, I have had that song going round in my head all bloomin week (well apart from the cold beer bit!)
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I love the rain, used to love running (when a bit fitter) when it was bucketing down. Even now I will go for long walks in it, bit mental maybe but still love it.
I cant mow my lawn anymore, Happy Cats has just conned me out of my lawnmower.
dont ask, its a long story
Hmmmmm........" it's pisshhing a rain Misshh Money Penny" (Sean Connery) speaking from somewhere hot and lovely lol
So what do you do when it's raining
well I like tae shtay in bed and jusht have lotsh of gid shex, lishten tae the rain, and think tae mashelf,
" Sho, do ya think Misshh Money Penny, thoesh rather coshy warm people doon shouth wid fanshy shome of our fuckin rain in a few monthsh time."
Maebis aye and maebis Naw.... :cheers:.....drinkies
Enjoy the sun you lucky lot cool 8-) 8-)