six foot one & three bits.
blue/green/grey
bitch!
lp
.... with smokin'..... heels!
lp
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conspire away!
and Lostie... no paper bags here.. you know what I mean... I know you do
lp
Dear Concerned,
I have him. I've also got Bloke here with me and FB is tied, bound and gagged next to Angelchat and I've got DG and Cherry waxing my back sack and crack while parading around in the altogether. Lord Lucan is serving them all the last Shergar steaks as I write...
However as you will no doubt know, I have the power to hack any account on here and put forth my nightmarish, nay fiendish, plots and plans. And I am certain they will come to fruition. You want your friends back don't you?
My list of demands are thus...
1. All female members with breasts larger than a 34B should immediately post them into my aliases inbox. The codename is "Steve". Failure to comply will result in me forcibly tweaking DG's left nipple.
2. All female members with breasts smaller than 34B should immediately post them into my aliases inbox. The codename is "Steve". Failure to comply will result in me forcibly tweaking DG's right nipple.
3. All male members with breasts larger than 34B should immediately post them in my other aliases inbox "Brucie".
4. Failure to comply with any of the above will ensure that Kaz is repeatedly spanked.
5. I shall be allowed to give Fluff a damn good franking.
6. I should be made an Admin, Mod, Chat Op, Pre Op, Post Op and Hip Hop. I should not be charged a fee, instead paid for gracing the forum with my presence. My payment shall take the form of a bed of rose petals and three SH virgins a week, either that of unlimited use of Tan's video collection.
You have thirty minutes to comply...
El Diablo
El Dorado,
I am afraid that your plan is flawed. As an experiment, I just attempted to comply with one of your demands. However, I can confirm that size 34 E breasts do not fit through the slot of "Steves" inbox.
Had you been supervising the site some time ago, you would have already met with my breasts in frequent forum posts, nipple flaunting avatars, and even the occasional cam appearance. If you were as omnipresent as the other guy, you'd have no need to kidnap & terrorise in order to slake your lust.
I have had word from on high, instructing me not to give in to your tactics.
The Gospel according to Adam Ant clearly states:
"The Devil took your forumites, and your picture collection"
"Prince Of Darkness, Prince of Darkness, Resonance is nothing to be scared of"
The sacrifice of a few forumites is nothing in the face of the greater good. Ravage them all you will. May your pubis crawl with the lice of a thousand camels.
I am unswerving. Bake them in a pie and call it Hector. Had you chosen to kidnap forumites who owed me a drink, it may have been a different matter. Do your worst, one day, you'll be joined by Anthea Turner...retribution enough.
Still no sign then?
so would now be a good time to metion my moobs?
he just tried to post a responce to moobman... but thankfully the netwebscape conspired against him.
a close shave.
you are spared
lp
I (ahem) He quite likes Turner...
not the smokey light Thames wharf type lightexperimental art thing, the other one.
although Turner is nice too.
but yes... the Resounding one has been seen creeping from shadow to shadow attempting to get distance and saftey... away from here... away from you.
annon
(Scary echoing, evil laughter, reverberating off the walls)
I see... want to test ourselves do we?
Shall we play?
Anthea Turner fazes me not, I have seen more dark things in heaven and hell that are even dreamt of in your dark philosophy... Why only last night, after forcing FB to read an entire thread without punctuation, grammar, sense or spelling, I finished the night off by forcing DG to go to bed in an "England for the World Cup" nightie.
I am adamant that I won't be any Prince Charming, I'll wait until you all Stand and Deliver what I am owed. There'll be some Goody Two Shoes amongst you hoping there's Room at the Top for them along side me here. Which is, of course, a load of Ant(c)rap.
As for R.O, or as we call him here, ole rubber legs, he is well. For the time being. His pain doesn't begin until Ms Whips pops around with her special delivery, half a hundredweight of Bamboo, a riding crop and a tub of Saxa salt...
As for you, Witchy, I laugh at your attempts to unhinge me. I gargle at your mouthwash of dispair, I parp somewhat unnecessarily loudly at your confidence and I dribble somewhat uncontrollably at the thought of 36E boobies.
So let us complete a riddle shall we?
"Brothers and sisters, I have none."
"But I do resemble Des Lynam."
Who, or what, am I?
Time is ticking, the salt is stinging and Ms Whips is grinning... hurry folks...
tick tock tick tock...
(line goes dead...)
I hear tell that Derek Acorah has been seen muttering something about possession by scouse demons
*Sigh* He isn't missing at all... He has just gone for his annual "holiday" ;) for some relaxation.... Res is fibbing when he says he has then all because FB has been at my place for the past week and we have been shopping and stuff...
now i'm going to put that phrase in my back pocket and use thats as much as possible :thumbup:
