I realise I have been keeping you all entertained since absurd O'clock this morning, but I am off to watch 'Stenders and then I'm off to the pub quiz. So I will not be here to delight you till much later, when I shall be drunk and inoffensive*.
Maybe I'll get my fight whilst I am out, as none of you soft sods is gonna bite.
Oh, yeah. This is so locked.
*Yeah, right!