Read me (please)....because I was wondering....

31 Mar 2004

Quote by solosausage#1
Martin Edwards' dad was called Louis :!:
Is it Sam Fox : :?

oooopps - sorry - you are right - Dougie was his uncle or grandfather - can't remember which. However he also had a stake in Man U. Louis Edwards used to own a very successful chain of butchers around Manchester.
Mrs Peel

31 Mar 2004

Well he can stay away from my sausage :!: lol

Does Martin now have a firm who specialise in security in womens toilets confused

: :!: :lol:
:giggle:

31 Mar 2004

Quote by solosausage#1
Well he can stay away from my sausage :!:
Does Martin now have a firm who specialise in security in womens toilets : :!: :lol:
:giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 Mar 2004

ooopps.

31 Mar 2004

Quote by willing but nervous
ooopps. sorry martin edwards, didnt mean to offend you. hahaha

:lol: :lol: :lol:
amazing how you can start a thread going completely off at a tangest with one innocent comment!
Hugs, Mrs Peel x x

31 Mar 2004

Gillian Tailforth?
new to this just enjoy the chat hello to all on line confused

31 Mar 2004

Hello Innovator. Welcome to the forum.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

31 Mar 2004

Hello Wilmur
As you can tell quite new to this but love the homour of the forums break up the boredom of the office at lunchtime
probably take a while for me to get involved but i will endeavor wink

31 Mar 2004

hello innovator,

31 Mar 2004

thats gillian anderson the tailforth woman is in Footballers Wives and was caught performing oral sex in the car by a police officer she denied the offence and said she had to keep both hands on the wheel rolleyes

31 Mar 2004

Hello Innovator, welcome to the loony-bin.
I saw the reports on Ms Taylforth: apparently it was all a misunderstanding. She had suffered a sudden asthma attack and simply misidentified the inhaler. When asked if it had helped her wheezing she replied, 'No, but I've found a new cure for hiccups'.

31 Mar 2004

i think im getting a bit confused here

31 Mar 2004

.....we have a winner! The 5th and final answer was Gillian Taylforth (probably spelt incorrectly). Willing but nervous was spot on. The question is Willing, do you want your prize now or are you prepared to 'double or quits' with a new question asked at the same quiz night? It's also a good one but the 'ball is in your court' so to speak. The prize might be stolen away by other more intelligent readers of this forum.
Have still not received any offers of rampant sex. Come on people, give me a break. I give you a question, you give me sex. In my book, that's a good deal! Have only just noticed the PMs button. Why not 'fill my inbox'!

31 Mar 2004

i did it i did it i did it i did it i did it :happy:
ive never won anything before....eerrmmm, what shall i do......eeerrrrmmmm rolleyes

im not that bright,
might get it right though...eeerrrm. confused

ok, lets ask the other guys who also got part of the Q right.
i think that was.........Leaire, Blue and Kitkat. (what about niceguy, dont know if he counts)
BUT...... if any of us get the second Q right, we should all share it.. if its shareable.
sooooooooooooo, what does everyone want to do.
so excited, wont be able to sleep again. :P

31 Mar 2004

Gamble
Gamble
Gamble
Gamble
Gamble!!!

1 Apr 2004

hello, blue,

1 Apr 2004

Throw caution to the wind.
Be reckless!!
GO for it. :twisted:
Just don't pay any attention to me.
(oh and it may be worth checking out what the prize is wink

)

1 Apr 2004

yeh, thanks niceguy

1 Apr 2004

Mr "Willing but nervous" has taken the gamble on behalf of all - good choice. You would have won...........sorry, changed my mind - no can say! What I can say is that this prize will be twice as good and that's the bottom line.
Commercial Break - Still awaiting offers of rampant uncomplicated sex with great orgasms. For the record, I am male.....PM, message, e-mail, ring, walk, run to me.
Continued.
The Question :
Within the last 6 months, 100 members of the general public accross the U.K. were asked the following question : Name 5 things that you strap on.
I require 5 answers (any less will be disqualified) each time. You can submit as many sets of 5 answers as you wish. I will tell you how many you have wrong and right. The winner will be the first person who reaches 5 correct answers.
Please proceed..............with caution.

1 Apr 2004

5 strap on's of course!!!

1 Apr 2004

Bad wench Wilma ........Bad Wench !!!!!! x

1 Apr 2004

Belt
Watch
Strap on
Bra
and I never go out without this one......

1 Apr 2004

Hi Wilma
Belt
Watch
Strap on
Bra
and I never go out without this one......
3 right 2 wrong!

1 Apr 2004

SHIT

1 Apr 2004

oh, ok.

1 Apr 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Belt
Watch
Strap on
Bra
and I never go out without this one......

But which ones were right??? That's not fair if you don't tell. It was the duck one wasn't it? Go on you can whisper, I won't tell the others.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Apr 2004

Belt
Watch
Bra
Suspenders
Strappy Shoes
Wow I can imagine what I look like going out in just that lot.

1 Apr 2004

Belt
Watch
Bra
Suspenders
Seat Belt

2 Apr 2004

....and life is unfair.
So.....Seargant Bilko
Belt
Watch
Bra
Suspenders
Seat Belt
3 right 2 wrong
Wilma
Belt
Watch
Bra
Suspenders
Strappy Shoes
2 right - 3 wrong
Madam (sorry about my previous assumption!) Willing But Nervous.....on for a double up....and nearly there....
belt
watch
bra
crash helmet
seat belt
4 right - 1 wrong
Rock and roll everyone. Willing is one away for a double or quits jacpot bonanza!

2 Apr 2004

ok ok ok ok ok ok
i will have another go. :happy:
watch
bra
suspenders
crash helmet
seat belt
:confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: