Record Breaking Attempt- Monday 19/01/04 8pm

14 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Well, I don't think the record would be valid unless everyone who was logged on actually posted in the GFZ.
Um, someone pass Mark the smelling salts please.

Good thinking Kat. I will post a "Record Attempt Visitors Book" on Monday so we can all leave a message in there to mark this momentus occasion!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Jan 2004

Wooooo!!!
:happy:
I'll definitely pull myself out of my sickbed for that!! *getting excited for the GFZ* :twisted:

14 Jan 2004

It's on the calendar! (not the SH WI one)
:notes:
If it breaks the server do you think Jim will fix it? :giggle:
Love, hugs and big record breaking kisses.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

14 Jan 2004

I will post a "Record Attempt Visitors Book" on Monday

Well, I was going to offer the services of the GFZ,
But if you think your idea is better, feel free! Now where is the sulk emoticon! :rude: That will do nicely! wink

I'll definitely pull myself out of my sickbed for that!!

I was poorly over christmas/New Year. Next time, we really should get co-ordinated and share the sick bed. :wink:
lhk
Kat

14 Jan 2004

Dammit!! I've been ill since before Christmas!! :twisted:
You've fair cheered me up knowing there will be a GFZ though!! :bounce:

15 Jan 2004

Nothing to add, just wanted to stop it from slipping away into the place that time forgot!!!! Could one of you God-like peeps make this a sticky for me please rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

15 Jan 2004

Your wish is my command :high-smile:
Mal
wink

15 Jan 2004

Thanks Mal
I don't care what they say about you, you're a scholar and a gentleman lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Jan 2004

I'll try to be there too
But where is the GFZ?
And does it mean the 'girls are free' in that zone or its a 'girl-free' zone
If it's the latter - won't it cut done the numbers somewhat?
lol

Alex x x x

15 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Does it mean the 'girls are free' in that zone or its a 'girl-free' zone
If it's the latter - won't it cut done the numbers somewhat?

Alex x x x

Nope - they just charge in whenever they feel like it - mainly to bring the beers, change channels for us and tidy up - are you volunteering for any particular duty? Uniforms may be provided :silly:
Mal
wink

15 Jan 2004

Hey Mal
I had this converation with Fred over the GFZ yesterday, the ungrateful sod. I kept him fed and supplied with fresh batteries all the time he was under Sapphos skirt and he wanted me to clean and tidy up! Not quite true - he wanted me to provide the entertainment. I said I'd have to brush up on my magic act, but Fred just wasnt impressed with the form of entertainment I offered.
Anyway - if I come in the GFZ is is to be waited on and pamper by you men.
And you say you are a gent!!!!!!!
Sheesh!
Alex x

15 Jan 2004

Sorry to be a bit late on this. I have had a lot on lately - and been very busy too sad

. Unlike the weekend where I was busy but never seemed to have much on at all :shock: wink

. Sorry, rambling now.............
Monday night 8 pm is in the diary!!! I might even try and rhyme a few lines to mark the occasion. Was that Flintstone groaning and rolling his eyes? Wilma? Hit him for me!
See you all on Monday then - if not before.
*toddles off singing softly to himself "Dedication, mmmm-dedication. That's what you need....*
:karaoke: If you wanna be a Record Breaker! yeah!!! :karaoke:
Ooops, sorry about that. Got carried away. redface

15 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hey Mal
Anyway - if I come in the GFZ is is to be waited on and pamper by you men.
And you say you are a gent!!!!!!!
Sheesh!
Alex x

Nope - if you want that you need the Girlie Zone next door. Take a peek through that glory hole over there, but careful you don't get anything in your eye!!
Mal - STILL the Gent!!

15 Jan 2004

:eeek:
Good God what was that???????
Anyone got any optrex?

15 Jan 2004

Alex wrote:

Anyway - if I come in the GFZ is is to be waited on and pamper by you men.

Mal is nearly right (Hi, Mal wave

) but you actually want the BFZ (Boy Free Zone). This was the idea of the divine Sappho worship

(Oh, come off it, dunno

- you can't blame me!) - as was the WI. She is full of great ideas wink

(WHAT??? :dunno smile

Last time the BFZ was open it was my job to stock the fridge, come and top up your glasses and periodically pick up the discarded thongs (I still have one or two that haven't been claimed :twisted: ) and the thigh length high-heeled boots. I gave the last pair to Wilma and, my word, they look good in the pics.
There IS a glory hole through to the GFZ - that was bluexxx's handywork.
Any questions, just let me know. By the way - what's your tipple? I also do a nice line in massage if you need it. Just offering to help and welcome a newcomer *puts on best look of wide-eyed innocence*

15 Jan 2004

How kind Will!
Mmmmmmm I like the sound of this room already.
Well a nice glass of champers would do to start with.
That offer of a massage is gratefully accepted too!
And then anything you can think of you relax me and help me feel mellow.
(Have you been introduced to mellow yet?)
Mind you - I do have to have teacher's permission first!
Alex x

15 Jan 2004

Err
Calm down, Calm Down! It's not open yet. It's only Thursday. You'll BOTH have to wait for tomorrow. Remember, it's on a timelock which only works on a Friday.
Mal
wink

15 Jan 2004

Alex! - that all sounds pretty standard. All part of the service.
I seem to remember that, last time I did this, I had to be naked for some reason. Can't quite remember how that came about now but I do remember that it was the fault of BlueEyes. dunno

15 Jan 2004

I'm GUTTED!
I can't be here :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I feel like I am letting you down, your going to be having all this fun and I have to sit through some boring lecture :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I hope you break the record and forgive me
Dawn :silly:

15 Jan 2004

Mal - you spoilsport!
:cry:
Can't we have a dry run today - just to make sure it all goes smoothly!

15 Jan 2004

NO!
You'll just have to wait like everyone else!
And stop fluttering those eyelashes at me, you know that won't work!
And...... stop doing that!! God, your hands are cold :shock:
And.... and.... oooh, that's nice smile

VERY Nice

!....
NO! NO! I must resist!!!
can't we discuss this somewhere a little more private Alex, I'm sure we can reach a compromise :twisted:
Mal
wink

15 Jan 2004

Do we see signs of weakness here.
Will, just give me a few minutes with Mal, I'll be back with the keys soon!
Just get champagne on ice ready will you sweety?

15 Jan 2004

NO, NO, NO, NO
GFZ is not open until Friday - them's the rules and I will swat anyone who breaks them!
*Puts pink fluffy handcuffs into coat pocket and tosses key into the Tyne*

15 Jan 2004

But Jags - Mal has the keys to the BFZ - That's were we are heading!

15 Jan 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm GUTTED!
I can't be here :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Tell Ian to dress up as you and come in. I am sure he won't mind and I know he likes dressing up. Infact, 50% of the times I have met him he has been dressed up. :giggle:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

15 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
But Jags - Mal has the keys to the BFZ - That's were we are heading!

Yes, but Mal hasn't got the only set of keys you know!! mad

The cyber keys are passed around us Mods, but we have been known to lock a few unsuspecting drunks, miscreants and trouble-makers in there all week. Kate is particularly prone to forgetting to look under the tables, in the cupboards and behind the bar.
lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Jan 2004

Kate is particularly prone to forgetting to look under the tables, in the cupboards and behind the bar.

:rude:

Can't we have a dry run today - just to make sure it all goes smoothly!

Alexandra, you are a very naughty girl, we have very strict rules and protocols pertaining to the use of the GFZ. Many of which you have most flagrantly breached already. Unless you wish to be subject to the most rigorous forms of discipline available to the male members of the GFZ, I would politely request you refrain from your blatant attempts to seduce our members off the way of the straight and narrow.
lhk
Kat

15 Jan 2004

Oh Kat, I love it when you get masterful :twisted:
Sappho xxx

15 Jan 2004

Oh Kat, I love it when you get masterful

I have my moments.
lhk
Kat

15 Jan 2004

:rotflmao: :rude: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
AS IF!!!