well a chap dies and finds himself in heaven... greeted by God he feels there has been a big mistake as he led a totally sinful and bad life on earth ." Don't worry about that" says God ,"there is no hell , everyone I created comes here to heaven, come in and enjoy!" Well this chap is overjoyed and spends time looking around and everyone is happy, except for a group of people who are thououghly misrible and keep hitting and punching each other. Later he meets God again and asks who are those people? God replys "Oh they were the deeply devout ones on earth, they thought there was a hell too ! "
it has been known for me to scream oh god...oh god ......jesus...whilst cumming...so it's combining the 2 i suppose
One only needs to look at the Salvation Army band to see how many women are wearing stockings and suspenders.