If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
Would you use a subtle approach???
Or the absolute full on-slaught of your temper???
This thought was rolling around in my head most of yesterday whilst i was busy at work....
The idea of getting the ultimate revenge on someone appeals so much.......
equi-princess xxx
(extremely tempted)
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Revenge.......
Quote by Libra+Love
Revenge fucks with your karmic balance.
Carlsberg as pretty much the same effect as well
:lol: and its more fun.Revenge can lead into a 'tit for tat' situation which leaves both parties the losers and wondering just what they were hoping to achieve out of all the pettiness.
:evil: 
Sex God
As a revenge thing that i done.......
An ex-gf of mine dumped me for no reason...... then told me she was seeing someone else 2days laters.
So me being an evil git decided to post her number in a main chatrooom on another chat site(not swinging) lets just say she got a few phone calls ......
do i feel bad well yes i do but i was angry and hurting......
MikeC
An ex-gf of mine dumped me for no reason...... then told me she was seeing someone else 2days laters.
So me being an evil git decided to post her number in a main chatrooom on another chat site(not swinging) lets just say she got a few phone calls ......
do i feel bad well yes i do but i was angry and hurting......
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
As a revenge thing that i done.......
An ex-gf of mine dumped me for no reason...... then told me she was seeing someone else 2days laters.
So me being an evil git decided to post her number in a main chatrooom on another chat site(not swinging) lets just say she got a few phone calls ......
do i feel bad well yes i do but i was angry and hurting......
MikeC
mmmm..... thats a little too obvious for me.... and actually putting someone's phone number out into the public domain like that is an offence..... lol
I shall sit in my office this morning and be devious........ lol
equi-princess xxx
(now severely tempted but weakening)
Sexpert
hmm best revenge? that would be ...erm .. im not really sure i should say as its kinda crimial but after a guy pinched my supra i pinched his BMW 3 sieries and posted it back ..
yes posted piece by piece , took about 3 months hehe
would have put it back together if i had got my car back but he didnt come up with it so he is sitting with a car that isnt a write off coz it isnt damaged laying in bits in his garage with no idea how to put it back together
matt
yes posted piece by piece , took about 3 months hehe
would have put it back together if i had got my car back but he didnt come up with it so he is sitting with a car that isnt a write off coz it isnt damaged laying in bits in his garage with no idea how to put it back together
matt
Sex God
it is an offence but at the time it wasnt,
it was five years ago...... and the intnet i dont think was covered then.
In my opion she deserved it.
MikeC
it was five years ago...... and the intnet i dont think was covered then.
In my opion she deserved it.
MikeC
Orgasminator
here's a couple of good ones,
1. put strong weed killer in a fairy liquid bottle and write abuse on the front lawn one nite, couple of days later the grass dies and bingo a message that will last for months, well till spring anyway lol,
2. brake fluid instead of weed killer and write it on the car, fetches paint off lovely.
3. call up the confidential lines to the police, customs n excise, or income support agencies and tell them a white lie or 2
or just make a voodoo doll and stick pins in it :twisted:
1. put strong weed killer in a fairy liquid bottle and write abuse on the front lawn one nite, couple of days later the grass dies and bingo a message that will last for months, well till spring anyway lol,
2. brake fluid instead of weed killer and write it on the car, fetches paint off lovely.
3. call up the confidential lines to the police, customs n excise, or income support agencies and tell them a white lie or 2
or just make a voodoo doll and stick pins in it :twisted:
Quote by equi-princess
If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
Would you use a subtle approach???
Or the absolute full on-slaught of your temper???
This thought was rolling around in my head most of yesterday whilst i was busy at work....
The idea of getting the ultimate revenge on someone appeals so much.......
equi-princess xxx
(extremely tempted)
revenge is a dish best served cold with plenty of planning
Quote by Happy Cats
For me, revenge is a dish best served cold. Take your time, think of something most appropriate and be subtle but make sure it fits the crime
Doesnt matter how long you have to wait.
I don't do revenge any more.
When I did; I had the same outlook as HC.
The sweetest part of it for me was that they never knew I'd taken my revenge.
Kinda leaves 'em wondering about the who/why/where of the bed things that happened to them?
db - never again to be bitter and twisted.
ok - maybe a little twisted :twisted:
A builder friend of mine told me he once had to clear out a flat overgrown with lawn grass , it seemed this bright Airline pilot decided to dump his long term live in lover on the day he was going away for a couple of months , she hooked up a hose drenched carpets furniture his clothes etc with water and emptied a box of rye grass all over the flat.......................apparantly it grows very well indoors.
I have a mate who's bf riled her last week (she should chuck him out really). While he was off doing his own thing till God knows what time in the morning, she lobbed a brick through his car back window.
FFS...Why does it always happen to us she proclaimed when he discovered it.
And then she found out it was due for a mot the very next day. :lol2:
Paula
FFS...Why does it always happen to us she proclaimed when he discovered it.
And then she found out it was due for a mot the very next day. :lol2:
Paula A friend of mine found out her hubby was playing away, not only was he playing away he picked something nasty up and passed it onto her, so one night b4 work she soaked his undies in raw bleach and put them to dry the next day he went to work on a building site (in the summer ) wearing them needless 2 say a trip to the hospital was in order
) wearing them needless 2 say a trip to the hospital was in order Quote by equi-princess
If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
Would you use a subtle approach???
Or the absolute full on-slaught of your temper???
This thought was rolling around in my head most of yesterday whilst i was busy at work....
The idea of getting the ultimate revenge on someone appeals so much.......
equi-princess xxx
(extremely tempted)
Hmmmm what an interesting question. Something is usually lurking to spur such a questions to the surface… I wonder what it was?
Has someone been feeding you bullshit?
Did someone forgot to tell you about their girlfriend?
Did someone think you would be a soft touch?
Has someone been planning to tap you for your wonga?
Has someone been making you look a fool?
Has someone been telling you what you want to hear – whilst telling half the female population something else?
Come on – if you are interested in the perfect revenge, there must be something fuelling your curiosity?
Spill the beans
Quote by equi-princess
If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
Would you use a subtle approach???
Or the absolute full on-slaught of your temper???
This thought was rolling around in my head most of yesterday whilst i was busy at work....
The idea of getting the ultimate revenge on someone appeals so much.......
equi-princess xxx
(extremely tempted)
Check out this thread Equi-Princess, I think there are some good ideas in there!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/38840.html
My idea at the time was.....
"Do you still have keys to his flat?
If so, buy some water cress seeds and sprinkle them all over the carpets in his house. Soak the whole lot and when he comes back he will have about 2 inches all over the house.
This is an old gag, and not too destructive. However, it is just a distraction for the really nasty stuff.
Before you soak the place, stuff prawns or fish behind his rads with a stick. So far down that he will never be able to reach them. Then take a bottle of coke and pour a glass into the back of his DVD player, TV, stereo etc, but wipe the tops off so that they look like they have not been tampered.
Then pour milk into the cracks between his floorboards, the back of his curtains and under his kitchen cabinets, again cleaning up the side that you can see.
Take a pair of scissors and cut very small holes in his clothes. Under the arms, the crotch, places where he will not automatically notice them.
You could try the NZ speaking clock but they have a time-out so no harm done. However, dialling into a chatline, maybe one based in the US will prove a lot more costly and is a constant connection.
This should all take you an hour or so but will take him months to discover. It would be like poking him in the eye everyday for 6 months!
NB: I hope he owns the place and is not renting....... :shock:"
Alternativley you can take a leaf from the nutter in "The sex lives of the potato men". She collected dog poo from the local park. Put it into a blender with some water and then bought a hig powered water pistol, filled it up with the "mixture" and squirted it all over her ex-bf's flat!!! :twisted:
Sexpert
Not read all the thread, so forgive me if I say something that's already been said...
The best way of getting revenge on the person or people that have hurt you is to be happy.
The best way of getting revenge on the person or people that have hurt you is to be happy.
We had a mole at work once. He was sending emails to the manager, who escalated it into a chase up.
We couldn't put our finger on it for a while. Then one day the guy left his pc logged in. We searched his emails and bingo all the evidence was there!
So I printed out the emails and confronted him one day. Told him everyone knew about him. He handed in his notice and left a month later.
If you wait, there is always a justifiable opportunity for revenge.
We couldn't put our finger on it for a while. Then one day the guy left his pc logged in. We searched his emails and bingo all the evidence was there!
So I printed out the emails and confronted him one day. Told him everyone knew about him. He handed in his notice and left a month later.
If you wait, there is always a justifiable opportunity for revenge.
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
By outranking them two months later. Oh yes! The bitch works for me now. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
I tend to avoid taking revenge most of the time, life's too short to waste time on people I dislike. Having said that, if somebody does manage to really annoy me, I do subscribe to the philosophy of "don't get mad, get even".
The best one I've done was to take the mobile number of an idiot who called me threatening to come 'round and kill me, go to a heavily used and fairly anonymous Internet cafe, and sign them up for every piece of SMS spam I could find in an hour. I think he got daily bible tracts from at least three sects of evangelical christians, not to mention daily reminders to take his contraceptive pill at 6am every morning. (Had he decided to follow up on his threats things could have been interesting, as I have a bokken in the house and very little resistance to the idea of impaling an intruder with it).
The best one I've done was to take the mobile number of an idiot who called me threatening to come 'round and kill me, go to a heavily used and fairly anonymous Internet cafe, and sign them up for every piece of SMS spam I could find in an hour. I think he got daily bible tracts from at least three sects of evangelical christians, not to mention daily reminders to take his contraceptive pill at 6am every morning. (Had he decided to follow up on his threats things could have been interesting, as I have a bokken in the house and very little resistance to the idea of impaling an intruder with it).
Had a link off another site I use where the hubby was a dj on fmh had a spotry car that was his pride and joy. was interviewing some model and said he would leave his wife and kids for her.
Wifey in whos name car is registered sells it on e bay for 50 p (worth £20,000 or summit) to who ever can collect within 2 hours she has all the documents in her name and sold it.
Wifey in whos name car is registered sells it on e bay for 50 p (worth £20,000 or summit) to who ever can collect within 2 hours she has all the documents in her name and sold it.
Sexpert
That was a setup though wasnt it? Look at the other autions and buyer details and stuff and its an elaborate hoax - for radio ratings and publicity no doubt.
