I'm having a bit of a blue Sunday and being visited by the ghosts of hurts in the past. :violin: Which got me thinking about how I got my own back on the ex when he moved out.
I mixed hair remover into shampoo and he ended up sporting a lovely No.1 buzz cut shortly after his big move. :evil2:
Anyone else care to share to cheer me up?
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Quote by Libra-Love
I'm having a bit of a blue Sunday and being visited by the ghosts of hurts in the past. :violin: Which got me thinking about how I got my own back on the ex when he moved out.
I mixed hair remover into shampoo and he ended up sporting a lovely No.1 buzz cut shortly after his big move. :evil2:
Anyone else care to share to cheer me up?
Remind me to be nice to you - ALWAYS!
Sex God
I have two.......... one to laugh at and one to cry at........
An ex girlfriend put itching powder in all my undies........
The Ex wife, had my dog put down before I could get back to collect her :cry:
An ex girlfriend put itching powder in all my undies........
The Ex wife, had my dog put down before I could get back to collect her :cry:
Sex God
LMAO good one
Never been a big believer in getting revenge but some funny things have happened after relationships break up
Like the ex who came to pick his stuff up from mine - he was awkward so I aksed him to wait outside and I'd go get things together, lbeing impatient he decided to call the police and said I was the one being awkward
In due time the police came, put all his stuff which I'd packed into his car and then arrested him for non payment of a speeding fine lol
As it was a weekend they even kept him till the monday to go to court! 2 days in the clink pmsl
Served him right I thought
Never been a big believer in getting revenge but some funny things have happened after relationships break up
Like the ex who came to pick his stuff up from mine - he was awkward so I aksed him to wait outside and I'd go get things together, lbeing impatient he decided to call the police and said I was the one being awkward
In due time the police came, put all his stuff which I'd packed into his car and then arrested him for non payment of a speeding fine lol
As it was a weekend they even kept him till the monday to go to court! 2 days in the clink pmsl
Served him right I thought
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I'm having a bit of a blue Sunday and being visited by the ghosts of hurts in the past. :violin: Which got me thinking about how I got my own back on the ex when he moved out.
I mixed hair remover into shampoo and he ended up sporting a lovely No.1 buzz cut shortly after his big move. :evil2:
Anyone else care to share to cheer me up?
Ouch! That's extreme, he must've done something pretty bad to get that tratment
That way leads to the Dark side, you know!
Sex God
Quote by TROY STUDLEY
sorry her dads company i mean
I guess it wasn't a surprise then!!
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
Well I wasn't about to shave MY head and wear sake cloth and ashes.
I'm sure you'd look very sexy if you did
I'm sure you'd look very sexy if you did
Awww...thank-you :inlove:
Was thinking about another ex who invited me round to his to cook lasgne for a few of our mutual friends. But he nipped out to see his little bit on the side and didn't return that night. So I scrapped the remaining dish between his sheets and left. HE WAS GOING TO HAVE HIS LASGNE EVEN IF IT MEANT SLEEPING WITH IT
Sex God
What makes you think she was pissed off???
Orgasminator
Sounds like he needed his jaw breaking Calista
Oh well, at least you have a body to be VERY proud of :twisted:
CA xxx
Oh well, at least you have a body to be VERY proud of :twisted:
CA xxx
Orgasminator
For you or him
CA xxx
CA xxx
Sex God
Did any of u read about the guy who was sentenced to 3 months jail this week for handing out cards ro the guests at his ex-girlfriends 21st party, her work colleagues and neighbours
On the card was happy 21st birthday and her name - but also a we address of a site he had set up displaying naughty pics and a video they had done together
He had found out she had been unfaithful - by the time the police managed to get the site closed down over 300 people had viewed it!!
On the card was happy 21st birthday and her name - but also a we address of a site he had set up displaying naughty pics and a video they had done together
He had found out she had been unfaithful - by the time the police managed to get the site closed down over 300 people had viewed it!!
We saw that - and thought, "lets make sure we don't get involved with a teckie . . . ."
But we did wonder if it would have had the same effect if it had been a woman who put the site up about her ex-boyfriend?
As for revenge . . . .
The fresh fish hidden behind a radiator in the bedroom is very effective, and most off putting for the replacement, as is watering the lovely new lounge carpet, sprinkling with cress seed and turning the heating up. Especially when he has gone away for a weekend with the new bit! :twisted:
Also - a letter from the local STD clinic stating that, "one of your previous sexual partners . . . " is quite hilarious - can just imagine the excuses they try to come up with as to why they can't sleep with their new partner while they're getting themselves checked out - just in case!
But we did wonder if it would have had the same effect if it had been a woman who put the site up about her ex-boyfriend?
As for revenge . . . .
The fresh fish hidden behind a radiator in the bedroom is very effective, and most off putting for the replacement, as is watering the lovely new lounge carpet, sprinkling with cress seed and turning the heating up. Especially when he has gone away for a weekend with the new bit! :twisted:
Also - a letter from the local STD clinic stating that, "one of your previous sexual partners . . . " is quite hilarious - can just imagine the excuses they try to come up with as to why they can't sleep with their new partner while they're getting themselves checked out - just in case!
Sex God
Quote by Kezz & Suff
BTW - we're not really evil . . . . much!
PMSL are u sure about that?
Sex God
Quote by Kezz & Suff:laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:
Maybe thats why he cheated - cos he was sick of her spelling mistakes?
Or maybe she spelt it wrong so that the official sensors didn't have to blank it out lol
