hey hey New People!
Now that you've said "hi" in here, the Introduce Yourself forum... don't hang about...
Storm the barricades!!!
get straight (all sexual orientations welcomed) into the other Fora...
Dig in!
Have Fun
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Sex God
My honourable friend from the constituency of latex-on-the-bottom is actually correct.
It is all very nice saying hello in here, but the problem is, us Cafe folk tend not to come out of our little hovel very often and we seldom make it this far. Not without the need for a lot of injections and a course in psychotherapy for all who may unfortunately encounter us.
Please new folk, fellow swinging people, men out for a quick shufty, fella's pretending your wife is as keen on this as you are (or vice versa), bi females/males, tri-females/males, Cross dressing hermaphrodites with a predilection for someone called Clive, the Welsh, aliens from Tharg who have sex by rubbing their antennae together and saying "Bip" at each other in strange voices. You are all very welcome, but pop in and say hello to us. The bars are mainly for our safety from the mods (dangerous beasties) and chat ops (generally harmless, but don't ask them about directing on cam...) and the big sign written in blood saying "Keep out" should have been taken down years ago.
Don't just say ello ere, come into the forum and join in the threads too because in truth we are vampires and we need new blood...
We do value most opinions (some we just laugh at), but in the main we are an agreeable , some of us can be nice at times and if anyone is truly horrid, we'll name them PM victim of the week and then they'll disappear up their own bottom forever and a day.
Somedays, it's almost worth reading so pop into the Cafe or Just for Fun forum. Don't go in current affairs just yet. There's a big Skull and Crossbones on that for good reason.
Hello by the way, I'm the resident studmuffin and entirely deluded. Ladies If you want breaking in, the PM box is somewhere over there <<<< Fella's, I can't, but I know a man who can...
It is all very nice saying hello in here, but the problem is, us Cafe folk tend not to come out of our little hovel very often and we seldom make it this far. Not without the need for a lot of injections and a course in psychotherapy for all who may unfortunately encounter us.
Please new folk, fellow swinging people, men out for a quick shufty, fella's pretending your wife is as keen on this as you are (or vice versa), bi females/males, tri-females/males, Cross dressing hermaphrodites with a predilection for someone called Clive, the Welsh, aliens from Tharg who have sex by rubbing their antennae together and saying "Bip" at each other in strange voices. You are all very welcome, but pop in and say hello to us. The bars are mainly for our safety from the mods (dangerous beasties) and chat ops (generally harmless, but don't ask them about directing on cam...) and the big sign written in blood saying "Keep out" should have been taken down years ago.
Don't just say ello ere, come into the forum and join in the threads too because in truth we are vampires and we need new blood...
We do value most opinions (some we just laugh at), but in the main we are an agreeable , some of us can be nice at times and if anyone is truly horrid, we'll name them PM victim of the week and then they'll disappear up their own bottom forever and a day.
Somedays, it's almost worth reading so pop into the Cafe or Just for Fun forum. Don't go in current affairs just yet. There's a big Skull and Crossbones on that for good reason.
Hello by the way, I'm the resident studmuffin and entirely deluded. Ladies If you want breaking in, the PM box is somewhere over there <<<< Fella's, I can't, but I know a man who can...
Sex God
Having read some of the post's these guys have wrote, they seriously need your help, more than you know 
Don't listen to them.
Within hours, this will be the most amusing thread in the whole of the forum. Stay here. Be amused. Have sex occassionaly.
Whatever you do, don't stray into the cafe. It's like straying onto the moors. Or even like straying onto the place where there would be moors if we had any moors. Stay here and Roger moore instead.
What these two have done is given you a skewed perception of life in the cafe. You'll be lulled into thinking there are irreverent, witty people in there who will add something to your lives. They won't. They'll suck your bodily fluids like leeches- and when they're done leave you in a heap on the floor.
Stay away from the Cafe. It's riddled with Campylobacter.
You have been warned.
Within hours, this will be the most amusing thread in the whole of the forum. Stay here. Be amused. Have sex occassionaly.
Whatever you do, don't stray into the cafe. It's like straying onto the moors. Or even like straying onto the place where there would be moors if we had any moors. Stay here and Roger moore instead.
What these two have done is given you a skewed perception of life in the cafe. You'll be lulled into thinking there are irreverent, witty people in there who will add something to your lives. They won't. They'll suck your bodily fluids like leeches- and when they're done leave you in a heap on the floor.
Stay away from the Cafe. It's riddled with Campylobacter.
You have been warned.
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
Having read some of the post's these guys have wrote, they seriously need your help, more than you know
Their help... any help will do... Isn't that a Jason Donovan song?
I close my eyes...
Pull back my foreskin...
Ooh-ooh-ooh..
To see for certain,
ah-ah
What I thought I knew...
She had a coat
Of many colours,
OOh-Ooh-Oooh
I felt my yearning
Ah-Ah
Any sheep will do...
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
Having read some of the post's these guys have wrote, they seriously need your help, more than you know
Their help... any help will do... Isn't that a Jason Donovan song?
I close my eyes...
Pull back my foreskin...
Ooh-ooh-ooh..
To see for certain,
ah-ah
What I thought I knew...
She had a coat
Of many colours,
OOh-Ooh-Oooh
I felt my yearning
Ah-Ah
Any sheep will do...
As if my point needed proving
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Stay away from the Cafe. It's riddled with Campylobacter.
You have been warned.
Some times Witchy, you really give me the sh*ts
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
your mission (should you chose to accept) may be found by clicking >>>HERE<<<
and "welcome"
lp
did you see what I did there?
Can I be a Moderator now... Im nice and friendly and welcoming and everything.
lp
Do you have a pass to be out here?
Security
...I'm back over >>>here<<< now... safe!
lp
lp
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
...I'm back over >>>here<<< now... safe!
lp
Like a leather clad Ninja
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
rubber
lp
Ops..... I new that!
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
What use would a rubber clad ninja be?
>>creeps stealthily<<
>>SQUEEEEAK!<<
A very well silicone sprayed, rubber clad Ninja...will that work?
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
...............the mods (dangerous beasties)....
:rotflmao::rotflmao:I must have been bitten by a beastie then
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
All you need now is Missy, looking for her herd of hugs.......
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
What use would a rubber clad ninja be?
>>creeps stealthily<<
>>SQUEEEEAK!<<
A very well silicone sprayed, rubber clad Ninja...will that work?
works for me :grin:
Sex God
How is encouraging newcomers to be revolting going to help them?? I mean really it's a bit much
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
How is encouraging newcomers to be revolting going to help them?? I mean really it's a bit much
Course it will- I'm revolting, and I get laid. :smug:
Ok, which way to sign up for help on the revolting front?
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
.................
On the dotted line???
