Would like to hear anyones biscuit recomendations or even <gasp> whether dunking is a good thing! :shock:
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Rich tea or digestive?
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Sex God
oh god.... you have so reminded me of that peter kay stand up bit when he goes on about rich tea biscuits..... lol
i have hob nob biscuits with mine... i find rich tea's crumble to bits.......
sean xxxxxxxx
i have hob nob biscuits with mine... i find rich tea's crumble to bits.......
sean xxxxxxxx
Sex God
For dunking I would recommend ginger snaps. Rich tea are yuk and digestives OK but a bit boring. Digestives are nice with dairylea however 
yeah love dunking biscuits and could easily eat half a packet,but consider baking your own as there will not be any hydrnated vegitable oil in vegtable oil is oil mixed with hrdrogen under extreme presure to keep the shop bought biscuits fresher for the hydrogen oil is realy quite hard for the human body to digest and lose from around the fat deposits in the body{yawn} so home baked biscuits are better for you.
Sex God
Quote by sexyjess23yes but not in me tea
ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!
Sex God
Quote by sexyjess23
Sooo i'm sitting here with my cuppa and i can't decide whether to dunk a rich tea or a digestive........this led to much contemplation and reflection and i really cant decide.
Would like to hear anyones biscuit recomendations .....:
Don't tempt me, I'm off biscuits completely - giving them up has helped me lose one and a half stone since Jan 1.
Mike.
I know this is a forum for open-minded people, and I'm a mild-mannered guy, but some things really get my goat.
I just have to say that all you dunkers sicken me. It's wrong, and dirty and unnatural, and if God had intended us that way surely he would have just given us soggy biscuits? I think it is sacrilege to a biscuit as fine as a Jaffa Cake, a Bourbon, or even a classic Digestive (plain chocolate of course) and dunk it.
And you get all bits in the bottom of your tea! Eugghh...
Anyhow, for those of you who insist on gratifying this vulgar penchant, I hear that the done thing nowadays is to us a 'Tim-Tam'. This is an Australian biscuit which is kind of like a fatter penguin (the biscuit obviously, not the seabird). Apparently you bite the tea-resistant bits of cholate off each end, and then use it as a straw to suck tea up through the biscuit.
As you drink the sweetened tea the biscuity innards gradually collapse, meaning eventually you just have to stuff the whole tea-soaked chocolaty, biscuity mess into your mouth before it melts into your cup. People tell me its a near orgasmic experience.
What was unquestionably near-orgasmic was that fact that I first saw this demonstrated on live TV by an excitable and ridculously sexy Natalie Imbruglia (around the time of 'Torn'). She made the Flake girl look like a nun. I think it was on Chris Evan's TFI Friday show, so at least he brought somejoy to the world.
Oh, by the way, nobody nick the idea of selling packets of 'Soggy Biscuits (tm)'. I'm off to the patent office first thing tomorrow.
Cheers
Cock of the North
I just have to say that all you dunkers sicken me. It's wrong, and dirty and unnatural, and if God had intended us that way surely he would have just given us soggy biscuits? I think it is sacrilege to a biscuit as fine as a Jaffa Cake, a Bourbon, or even a classic Digestive (plain chocolate of course) and dunk it.
And you get all bits in the bottom of your tea! Eugghh...
Anyhow, for those of you who insist on gratifying this vulgar penchant, I hear that the done thing nowadays is to us a 'Tim-Tam'. This is an Australian biscuit which is kind of like a fatter penguin (the biscuit obviously, not the seabird). Apparently you bite the tea-resistant bits of cholate off each end, and then use it as a straw to suck tea up through the biscuit.
As you drink the sweetened tea the biscuity innards gradually collapse, meaning eventually you just have to stuff the whole tea-soaked chocolaty, biscuity mess into your mouth before it melts into your cup. People tell me its a near orgasmic experience.
What was unquestionably near-orgasmic was that fact that I first saw this demonstrated on live TV by an excitable and ridculously sexy Natalie Imbruglia (around the time of 'Torn'). She made the Flake girl look like a nun. I think it was on Chris Evan's TFI Friday show, so at least he brought somejoy to the world.
Oh, by the way, nobody nick the idea of selling packets of 'Soggy Biscuits (tm)'. I'm off to the patent office first thing tomorrow.
Cheers
Cock of the North
Sex God
Quote by sexyjess23
ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!
Ooh, Jess, that does sound decadent! I'm still waiting to try one of those deep-fried Mars bars I've heard about ever since I'd moved here from the 'States. Then again, I'd much prefer a Snickers...
~Reese!
P.S. ...as for dunking, I'd go for the McVities digestives with the milk chocolate on top (or is it the bottom? I never can tell)!
Sex God
Quote by Reese
P.S. ...as for dunking, I'd go for the McVities digestives with the milk chocolate on top (or is it the bottom? I never can tell)!
Go for being coated on the side Reese, that way you will always be right, unless your one of those folk that sandwich two together.
This thread has thrown up another of those unanswered questions for me. Are the majority of round biscuits deliberately designed to be those few centimetres too big to fit into the opening of my mug
:thumbup: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmQuote by davej
P.S. ...as for dunking, I'd go for the McVities digestives with the milk chocolate on top (or is it the bottom? I never can tell)!
Go for being coated on the side Reese, that way you will always be right, unless your one of those folk that sandwich two together.
This thread has thrown up another of those unanswered questions for me. Are the majority of round biscuits deliberately designed to be those few centimetres too big to fit into the opening of my mug
I have a cup the size of a bucket !!!! so don't have that problem personally.
Has to be digestives but would prefer a Bourbon biscuit or Golden Crunch Creams.
And Tim Tams ............... :drool: have them shipped over to me regularly
C x
Sex God
Quote by Reese
ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!
Ooh, Jess, that does sound decadent! I'm still waiting to try one of those deep-fried Mars bars I've heard about ever since I'd moved here from the 'States. Then again, I'd much prefer a Snickers...
~Reese!
P.S. ...as for dunking, I'd go for the McVities digestives with the milk chocolate on top (or is it the bottom? I never can tell)!
reese.... trust me.. you don't to come within a 10 ft of a deep fried mars bar..... i thought i was going to have a heart attack after my first bite.....
sean xxxxxxxx
Sex God
Dunking Custard Creams is just devine when u need a sugar fix!!
Quote by sexyjess23
ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!
Not mars bar....but galaxy in coffee....very nice!
As for the biscuits... Rich Tea every time....got to dunk it for exactly the right length of time so it absorbs as much tea as possible without breaking....takes practice ..and technique but the rewards are very satisfying!
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
reese.... trust me.. you don't to come within a 10 ft of a deep fried mars bar..... i thought i was going to have a heart attack after my first bite.....
sean xxxxxxxx
Sean~
Pah! There go my dreams of a deep-fried pizza then...
~Reese!
P.S. ...thanks for the warning!
