A rumour says Jags is out on the lash, and will be returning quite late to run amok with her Mod powers, slaughtering all of those who fall into the TTTT (tm someone) catagory... :shock:
So, in a death defying feat of bravado I am going to risk life, limb and the absolute promise of being beheaded for not behaving while she is out getting pished-up.
Here's your chance to vote on what kind of mood Jags will be in when she gets in.... :shock:
(with begrudging thanks to M2PU for the original idea)
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Risking my neck...
Jags will.....
be slightly wobbly and go all soppy and forgive everyone for everything
be blind drunk, argue with herself in the mirror, then ban herself from her bathroom
be sober and kill me
be very pissed and mistake her remote-control for Mod-buttons and de-activate her television
be sober as a judge and ONLY ban Postie for being such a twat
be all sweetness and light and only ban Postie for being such a twat!
be so slaughtered she chucks everyone out of the house she mistakenly thought was hers.
be warm wonderful and welcoming, except to Postie cos he's a twat?
be rat-arsed and ban everyone for life from everything...ever!
Roll in after closing, quite pissed and post a "I love you guys" thread.
Orgasminator
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: It was nice knowing you Postie
Sex God
Ooooooooooo* is the bet off then?
Orgasminator
When Posties been beaten, killed, or locked in Jags Dungeon :twisted:
Who's going to sort the S.H. mail
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Who's going to sort the S.H. mail
: Orgasminator
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
WANTED
Six men, Good and True, to act as Pall-beares for Posties Coffin.
Any offers ????
Do you think we can fill the coffin with what will be left of him
Fe Fi Fo Fum :lol:
Quote by MartyCleveland
Now I know how people feel when they chuck themselves off high buildings
Oi! You nicked that line from me!!!!
Marty ]
kind of nicked it.... but now I know........:shock:
and Devon1... I think any kind of coffin would be nice... it'll probably be a shallow grave or fed to the dogs or something gruesome...
:cry:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll vote but you don't seriously think I'm going to share it with you, do you :uhoh:
Jags might be watching or listening..............she's got special powers or so I've heard
Ok, I'm off to find a good hiding place
Fee
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Can I hide behind you.... I have a better hiding place, but yours is so much cosier... :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by postie
.. I think any kind of coffin would be nice... it'll probably be a shallow grave or fed to the dogs or something gruesome...
:cry:
Postie, Mate, do you really think that in the grand scheme of things that you are anywhere near important enough for the SH Godess that is JAGS (
:worship: :worship: ) to bother her arse with, let alone make the effort to bury you or feed you too the dogs?Nope, didn't think so
the Laird doing his best to keep on her good side in case she takes this out on ALL the blokes on here :scared:
Orgasminator
I seen the title of this and thought fLuck whats he done now.... You do have a death wish don't you...
Enjoy what little time you have left 
it was good fun knowing you 
hahahahaha
Orgasminator
note to jags, there is currently a 14ft hole in my garden, due to the new tower being delivered tomorrow, if you wish i'm sure it would make a suitable resting place for posties remains, concrete lorry arrives at 1pm to top hole up.
yours sparky 230
yours sparky 230
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
She's back!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
QUICK POSTIE HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by the_Laird
.. I think any kind of coffin would be nice... it'll probably be a shallow grave or fed to the dogs or something gruesome...
:cry:
Postie, Mate, do you really think that in the grand scheme of things that you are anywhere near important enough for the SH Godess that is JAGS (
:worship: :worship: ) to bother her arse with, let alone make the effort to bury you or feed you too the dogs?Nope, didn't think so
the Laird doing his best to keep on her good side in case she takes this out on ALL the blokes on here :scared:
laird mate... how do i get myself out of this pickle..??? You seem to have this creeping down to a T, what would you suggest? Is there anything I can do? Or should I start a campaign to blame it all on Happy Cats....
Orgasminator
Class.... :thumbup:
:thumbup: Orgasminator
Quote by Jags
:shock: it must be true... she's altered my poll....
:uhoh:
I'm going to alter MORE THAN YOUR FUCKING POLL when I get my hands on you! Cosmetic surgery never came so cheap!
:kick: :kick: :kick:
She's smooth talking ya postie... yer alright hunny... you can come back from the chatroom now... I think Jags has a soft spot for ya :inlove: :love: awwwwwwwwww
cheerio all
see you's Thursday :giggle: Sex God
Quote by postie
laird mate... how do i get myself out of this pickle..??? You seem to have this creeping down to a T, what would you suggest? Is there anything I can do? Or should I start a campaign to blame it all on Happy Cats....
Quote by postie
I'm hiding where she'll never find me.....
In the chatroom..... :lol2:
don't tell her....
Postie, the creeping thing only works if you dont antagonise her MORE :doh:
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