ROOM 101

30 Sep 2004

Being a fan of the program, I pondered on anyone placing there own thing in to be destroyed. You have to give an item and then why? Maybe the person answering can say yes or no, and then place their own for the next in a chain?
Mine is those daft words that say one thing, but are totally the opposite. Like HOT DOGS, in tins they are cold, and CHILLI DOGS in tins that are bloody hot? Also SPEED BUMPS, I mean like you cant? If you do, then half the sump is trashed, so you HAVE to go slow?
confused

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30 Sep 2004

Yeah they are good ones bin em!! lol

Now i wish to nominate every spice girl and every teletubby because they are all equally pains in the arse mad

30 Sep 2004

They're gone.
Daily mail & the Sun(the newspaper that is).
For continually poisoning the feeble mindeed with any kind of populist bullshit you can think and being racist. mad

30 Sep 2004

binned,
just logged off to do the washing up and had three fuckin phone calls trying to sell mortgages
logged on again to keep the phone engaged
i nominate cold callers

30 Sep 2004

Loong as we can keep hot callers.

30 Sep 2004

I nominate holiday reps who sell you a hoilday in Benidorm when you ask for a traditional Spanish village. mad

Also call centres, especially the ones abroad that are usually so noisey you can't hear what they are saying. You can't phone them back because all you get is an automated machine which costs a fortune per nano second :x

30 Sep 2004

Gone!
That new trend of narrators on historical documentaries referring to everything in the present tense....
IT DOESNT MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE WERE THERE. IT DOESN`T WORK. THEY ARE ALL DEAD FFS!
mad

pisses me off.
Ok, I know, I`ll go take my meds...........
Venusxxx

30 Sep 2004

took Benidorm with 'em.
Manufactured boy band/girl band and other bollocks. mad

30 Sep 2004

Good one Yin .....................all the things that have broken in the last 2 weeks a new lawnmower, tumble dryer for start. Then I think I would look at things I hate ...............celerey, most TV soaps as they are sooooooooooooooooooo boring. People would put all those women who I have been told I look like over the years who I KNOW i dont look like :shock: :shock: - Maggie Thatcher, Cilla..........a woman from crossroads hahaha. But saying that maybe that could be a new career move as an impersonator lol

:lol: :lol:

30 Sep 2004

Chavs.

30 Sep 2004

What about those irritating answer machines that you have to listen too instead of a human being when all you want to do is stick ten quids worth of credit on your phone.
Where you press 1 if you want to hear account balance details
2 if you want to go to customer main services...........
god it drives me caarrraazzy

30 Sep 2004

the doggers best friends the mbb surprised

would be our room 101 candidates
bin em all smile

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Chavs.

God, yes! Even though we'd wipe out millions!
i know wpeople said call centres etc, but more specifically I would throw in Room 101 the AOL "helpline" people.
And rude people - like shop assistants, bus drivers and old people that never say please or thankyou.
And those disgusting men that cough off up a lung and spit it onto the pavement.
And people that don't scoop their poop. I don't shit on your dog's kennel so don't let it shit on my garden.
And cats, God, I hate cats. Sneaky conniving little buggers, covering up their crap so you can smell it but you don't know where it is. And they don't even catch mice ffs.
I'm on a rant now, sorry!

30 Sep 2004

Ahem, Mars said he `barfs` up a lung, not `coughs` up! rotflmao

Venusxxx

30 Sep 2004

Can I put my mother-in-law in please? rolleyes

Dawn :silly:
*walk away before you bitch about the woman Dawn

30 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Ahem, Mars said he `barfs` up a lung, not `coughs` up!
Venusxxx

I was actually gonna say "hoys" up alung, but that has different meanings. Isn't 'barf" throwing up?

30 Sep 2004

Bloody hell! I was so gonna do this thread!! Was thinking about it this am, whilst not sleeping. Still...
DOGS. Sorry, but dogs have to go in. Am not afraid of them, just don't see the point. They are shit tubes. You feed them, they shit. You have to clean up the shit, or the dog will eat it. FFS. They make a lot of noise, they smell, they need exercising. They love you no matter what. Shit, I hate that! You can kick ten bails out of a dog that is yours and it will come back to you wagging and panting "oh, I love you, oh, you're brilliant"
You throw a ball, it goes and gets it and lets you do it again. Anything else that this would seem smart to? Imagine if your kid brought you something and you threw it away, then the kid goes and fetches it and brings it back to you. Repeatedly. You'd be calling your health visitor in nano seconds.
Ever see a cat play for your affection like that? No. They're too smart. "You threw it away, you want it back? Then you go get it."
Dogs... They are, as I said, noisy, smelly, totally dependent and needy, shit tubes.

1 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
You feed them, they shit. You have to clean up the shit, or the dog will eat it. FFS.

no they bloody well don't!
well, ok, yes they do! and then he tries to lick you and stick his tongue in your mouth! gotta love 'em tho eh? rotflmao

and where was my bloody tm? eh? i think you'll find i've claimed that as an original thingumbob!
room 101? well i'm as open minded and accepting as the next man, which isn't very accepting, so we'll stick men in? and then there'll just be me left, and the world will be a better place ((( for me anyways! :lol2: )))
no ok, telemarketers! i hate them. get booted every bloody time during a steamy blatant tart, asking if i want windows. no i feckin' well don't you . . you . . . you something rude or other! and just cos i do the job don't expect any bleedin' sympathy!
neil x x x ;)

1 Oct 2004

Telemarketers Gone!!!
I would put in one that I think would please the Guys and the Girls
PMT :twisted:
lol

:lol: :lol: wink

1 Oct 2004

Done!
Post Offices!
Yeah, brilliant for all those who want to tax their car, get a loan, post 8 letters (registered delivery), pay their council tax, get an application for their passport, buy their tv licence stamps and pay their water bill, all in one go. Personally, I would collapse under the pressure.
But what about me, the lonely soul who just wants to send a letter and is stuck behind you!!

1 Oct 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Use a post box! :P
Venusxxx

But..................but........................but..........................
What if I need to buy a stamp. Just one. One little ole stamp??? And there is only a post office here, no shops that sell single stamps, just the book of a gazillion??? wink

1 Oct 2004

Traffic Wardens, who wait for you to leave your car to buy a feckin' ticket to put on the windscreen - and they slap a PCN on your car while you're away!
B*stards!
...or those that stand there putting your car's details into a little black box 2 minutes before your ticket runs out, just so they can press the little red button on it just as your time expires!
Triple B*stards!
Yin Yang - You've got an Alfa 156 too, have you? lol

1 Oct 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Use a post box! :P
Venusxxx

But..................but........................but..........................
What if I need to buy a stamp. Just one. One little ole stamp??? And there is only a post office here, no shops that sell single stamps, just the book of a gazillion??? wink

Bugger you beat me, I deleted, in case you decided to be clever and state that you wanted to send recorded!
Busted! rotflmao

Venusxxx

1 Oct 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Use a post box! :P
Venusxxx

But..................but........................but..........................
What if I need to buy a stamp. Just one. One little ole stamp??? And there is only a post office here, no shops that sell single stamps, just the book of a gazillion??? wink

Bugger you beat me, I deleted, in case you decided to be clever and state that you wanted to send recorded!
Busted! rotflmao

Venusxxx
When it comes to mouse control and rapid clicking.....I am the bestest! :wink:
So does that mean Post offices can go in? Do we need to ask the audience? lol

1 Oct 2004

Quote by phil_osopher
Traffic Wardens, who wait for you to leave your car to buy a feckin' ticket to put on the windscreen - and they slap a PCN on your car while you're away!
B*stards!
...or those that stand there putting your car's details into a little black box 2 minutes before your ticket runs out, just so they can press the little red button on it just as your time expires!
Triple B*stards!
Yin Yang - You've got an Alfa 156 too, have you?

Its got to go......
Id like to put Room 101 into Room 101 (just to see if this causes a break down in the space time continuam.......and besdes Paul Merton is a very very funny guy but when hes on that show hes rubbish so the show has to go...

1 Oct 2004

Quote by phil_osopher
Yin Yang - You've got an Alfa 156 too, have you?

I too have an Alfa 156 (maybe we should start a club (lol)) and I am in love with it mmmmm

1 Oct 2004

1. The Right Honourable David Blunkett MP, Home Secretary.
After my Iraq Post am NOT getting to into Politics but what's the point of him confused

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2. People that are critical of Football.
Why then is it the World's most popular Sport.
3. 'Drugs are Cool' Attiude.
People that cannot go out unless they take drugs & then boast about the fact.
Just to prove how cool & 'dangerous' they are.
4. Current Saturday Night Terrestrial Television.
How bad does it get makes Trisha look quality :shock:
5. People that look down on Swinging yet are fascinated with the subject.
Such as the Tabloid Press loads of stuff about Sex yet are judemental over what we
do as Adults.
Anyway these are my Top 5 for my Room 101.

1 Oct 2004

NTL's customer (non-)service
(By the way did anyone else see this ???? - refreshing to see NTL being honest about their service levels lol

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Fleas
Pub closing time
Recruitment consultants
Train operating companies explaining that the reason the train's delayed is cos the driver never turned up for work

1 Oct 2004

Quote by Lucifer
NTL's customer (non-)service
(By the way did anyone else see this ???? NTL Story - refreshing to see NTL being honest about their service levels )
Fleas
Pub closing time
Recruitment consultants
Train operating companies explaining that the reason the train's delayed is cos the driver never turned up for work

NTL Customer Service - Take your word for it - GONE
Fleas - One of gods beutuful creatures - STAY
Pub Closing Times - Absolutly pointless and simply drives drunken behaviour onto the streets - GONE
Recruitment consultants - Again take your word for it - GONE
Train Companies thingy - Just one of many ridiculous excuses - GONE