I'm back to whinge some more because i like to complain and argue over stupid things. Damn, yall just don't understand my sig do ya. It's from from a song by Eric Sermon, can't remember which one but it kept on playing in my head while i was jousting yesterday. Anyway, Laird did you whinge enough to get a shag? I knew there had to be some other method to all this madness.
I shagged some 19 year old last night, I had her bent over the bonnet of my car. Drove down to central london, look how far i have to go to find women who are full of spice. Had a tramp watching while I licked her out, that was not a turn on. Tell you what something about that city turns me into a different character. You could never get away with that in bristol they don't seem ready yet. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by hornynotcorny
I just want to meet some women who are looking 4 men that's all. I just don't understand. Are the women on here real or not:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Definitive answer.
There are women on here that are real, just as there are men on here that are real. Some of the women are looking for men, some are looking for women, and some are looking for either. Funnily enough, the men may also be looking for women, men or both.
There are also women on here that are legally women, but are really biologically men, and may be on a journey to become men, just as there are men who are really women, and on a journey to become women. Some of the women are looking for men, some are looking for women, and some are looking for either. Funnily enough, the men may also be looking for women, men or both.
There are also women on here who like to be men some of the time, and men on here who like to be women some of the time. This is usually a question of appearance, attitude and behaviour, not biological. Some of the women are looking for men, some are looking for women, and some are looking for either. Funnily enough, the men may also be looking for women, men or both.
I don't think I've met anyone yet who is biologically both a man and a woman, unless they were in the middle of converting from one to another. But it is possible I missed them in the crowd.
Then there are fakers who pretend to be of the opposite sex for all sorts of nefarious reasons. They are mostly just looking for a life.
Last, but by no means least, there are those who are either men or women, but seem incapable of following instructions and end up in the ladies when they meant to go in the gents (or vicky verucca). They are mostly just looking for a brain cell.
If someone decides not to chat to you, or respond positively to your offers, or doesn't like what you say, this does not justify for suggesting they are not real.
lhk
Kat
Hey, Kitkat
It's cool i'm not complaining about what you think i am. I have used different websites and gone to meet what i thought was a woman and it turned out to be a bloke :shock:
. Now that shit pisses me off. I am a fully heterosexual male who is looking for biologically positive, WOMEN ONLY. I've kissed abloke but only for a laugh and i pulled a girl afterwards. That's as far as i go, with that. I just keep on looking for women seeking men and occaisonally I come across men in this category. I'm looking for real 100% natural born women, u know the type that has babies and periods and awful mood swings. That's not to much to ask is it?
It's cool i'm not complaining about what you think i am. I have used different websites and gone to meet what i thought was a woman and it turned out to be a bloke :shock:
. Now that shit pisses me off. I am a fully heterosexual male who is looking for biologically positive, WOMEN ONLY. I've kissed abloke but only for a laugh and i pulled a girl afterwards. That's as far as i go, with that. I just keep on looking for women seeking men and occaisonally I come across men in this category. I'm looking for real 100% natural born women, u know the type that has babies and periods and awful mood swings. That's not to much to ask is it? 
Sex God
Quote by hornynotcorny
That's not to much to ask is it?
For you, on here, yes.
Quote by hornynotcorny
I just keep on looking for women seeking men and occaisonally I come across men in this category.
So what!
They posted in the wrong section, who cares!! Like someone already said, report it if it bothers you so much, no need to go on about it to us!
Erick Sermon says:
Don't get it twisted and if you do, you best to move on
Listen to him
Quote by hornynotcorny
II shagged some 19 year old last night, I had her bent over the bonnet of my car. Drove down to central london
hope he took her off the bonnet of his car first!!!!
well she prob still on there as a trophy hey look everybody ive had my first shag!!!!!!
& after all that he woke up & had a cup of tea lol
Quote by hornynotcorny
I shagged some 19 year old last night, I had her bent over the bonnet of my car. Drove down to central london, look how far i have to go to find women who are full of spice. Had a tramp watching while I licked her out, that was not a turn on. Tell you what something about that city turns me into a different character. You could never get away with that in bristol they don't seem ready yet. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That didn't really happen, did it...... Why would you go bragging to everyone else on here about what you got up to? No one cares.
And if you're going to swing, discretion will be your undoing.
Oh, and call me thick, but if you have the success rate with women that you show on here, why are you here instead of using your skills to get the women in real life
Sex God
Quote by blueocean
Signature is gone and a temporary ban put in place cos his trolling and attitude and manner and everything!
:shock: :shock: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thanks Jags
Is there an award for the most irritating member????
:x :x :x :xooohhh what about Missamerica, she was a real pain IMO
(Blueocean a bit before your time I think xx)
All I can say, is reading all this, if I had a choice between meeting up with 'Laird' or 'horny not corny' then I know which one I would choose.
As for the 'I shagged a 19 year old' stuff...is that meant to impress? I've got children older than than that and, I've got to say, I have turnt down all offers of men under thirty as generally (but not always) they do have the kind of arrogance that has been displayed by the poster here. Sorry, young, decent , guys, don't take offence as I am only speaking of the ones I have spoken to and not damning everyone!
As for the 'I shagged a 19 year old' stuff...is that meant to impress? I've got children older than than that and, I've got to say, I have turnt down all offers of men under thirty as generally (but not always) they do have the kind of arrogance that has been displayed by the poster here. Sorry, young, decent , guys, don't take offence as I am only speaking of the ones I have spoken to and not damning everyone!
:roll:so hornynotcorny is young and arrogant. so what? IIt's all about individual differences and the poor sod is still on his journey of life experiences so let him be. Some women do find his trait attractive but however some of adjectives used on him by some blokes here is unwarranted.b If his post is not to your liking then move on to the one that floats your boat....................Just my pennies worth.
Just chill guys.
Just chill guys.
