sad singles

5 Nov 2004

Hm--- dont know if its me/us (dont answer that) but its not the original message that gets us (tho we've had a few classics), its the 'reply to our reply'- we always try to give a bit of info about us- sexual and personal, likes, jobs, food preferences etc- which is then either met with-1- complete silence. or. 2- 'got any more pics?' ( which we have sent- then nothing--???), is this the ubiquitous 'collectors'??, or is there something seriously 'up' with us?????? :shock:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
There is a new generation of people who just do not know how to communicate in any extended form.
I am from the midlands and have big jugs - anyone interested?

Yes.... U Up 4 A Kwick Shag then??? confused

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That was a joke........ redface

You have to learn to take as many vowels out as possible - e.g.
"up 4 qwk shg?" lol

5 Nov 2004

Quote by PoloLady
There is a new generation of people who just do not know how to communicate in any extended form.
I am from the midlands and have big jugs - anyone interested?

Yes.... U Up 4 A Kwick Shag then??? confused

:
That was a joke........ redface

You have to learn to take as many vowels out as possible - e.g.
"up 4 qwk shg?" lol

Fk... OK?

6 Nov 2004

But surely there are those couples out there who will get a message like...
"I'm Bob I've got a huge cock and I can cum 5 times a night. Fancy a shag?"
...and just go for it, for the thrill of the unknown.
Just as there are those who think it's crass and anti-social.
It takes different strokes! biggrin

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Bad Cop
"I'm Bob I've got a huge cock and I can cum 5 times a night. Fancy a shag?"
...and just go for it, for the thrill of the unknown.

I admire your optimism, even if your grip on reality leaves something to be desired. smile

6 Nov 2004

I think there are a lot of inarticulate single blokes around
in general, and so its not surprising that many of them find
their way onto SH.
However, it does cut both ways as I've had one-line replies
from couples as well. I wonder if its a sense of fear in
contacting a real person that makes people so curt, or just
a general thoughtlessness?
Ash

6 Nov 2004

I'm exchanging emails with a couple at the moment, but all their replies to my emails are one line only, and in "textese" to boot. I'm not very optimistic.....
sad

Mike.

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Ah, yes, I remember. Desdemona isn't it? Or Nora? How lovely to see you. My one remaining brain cell remembers your cleavage with crystal clarity.
I trust you are well?
Derek/Neil/Whatever.

- Thank you sincerely Harold for remembering my cleavage with crystal clarity... however, it is noted that you omited to mention whether your brain cell remembered my cleavage with a silly

hwoar: or a :uhoh:...
Yours, with the utmost sincerety, respect and humility... :bs:
Miss Clarrisa Ermintrue Grazilda Higginbotham-Smythe

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Bad Cop
But surely there are those couples out there who will get a message like...
"I'm Bob I've got a huge cock and I can cum 5 times a night. Fancy a shag?"
...and just go for it, for the thrill of the unknown.
Just as there are those who think it's crass and anti-social.
It takes different strokes!

:P Don't know if that approach works for single males but it works for single females.
Not the *I've got a big cock* part of that ^ ^ ^ mind. Just the *fancy a shag* bit.
136 responses IIRC redface

:twisted:

6 Nov 2004

hers another good 1 in this morning in reply to our add "fem to fem fun wanted" hi i know you are looking for fem to fem fun but how about a little phone sex(as if we gona give our number out lol) and he sent a pic with his knob, ending with if ya dont want any fun i hope i have not offened you lol it gets better ,shall we put him in the polite sad section lol

6 Nov 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Ah, yes, I remember. Desdemona isn't it? Or Nora? How lovely to see you. My one remaining brain cell remembers your cleavage with crystal clarity.
I trust you are well?
Derek/Neil/Whatever.

- Thank you sincerely Harold for remembering my cleavage with crystal clarity... however, it is noted that you omited to mention whether your brain cell remembered my cleavage with a silly

hwoar: or a :uhoh:...
Yours, with the utmost sincerety, respect and humility... :bs:
Miss Clarrisa Ermintrude Grazilda Higginbotham-Smythe
Forgive my absent-midedness, as I'm sure it was mentioned, but are you of the Berkshire Higginbotham-Smythes? If so, please pass on my regards to Great Aunt Fanny. You certainly have her aspect about you. :phwoar: