Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sometimes I just trawl the ads to see if people are in the right category
Yes, of course you do.................and you don't look at the pictures either :roll:
Dave_Notts
ps Ian_Mids......how do you control her
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Sad things you do when you are bored
Debs goes off to trawl the adds Quote by westerross
Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:
Leave my chest alone, I've only just got you out of my cleavage from Leicester :rascal:
Just tell me which wall you want me against and as long as its not at the end of a firing range I'll be there :giggle:
Oh this has just reminded me.......................
Many moons ago............I was on a firing range and working in the butts (not that kind you dirty minded lot) when a complication happened. So the range master gave me a red flag on a pole and told me to "Hoist it". He said the firing would stop and the complication could be solved. So I done as told and climbed on top of the butts and waved the flag.
After a few whistles past me the firing stopped. At this point the range master came up to me and knocked seven shades of crap out of me and said that he had never witnessed anything so stupid in his life. What he meant was to put it in a device that raised it clear of the butts.......................ahhhhh well.....you live and learn.......well I just about did that time
Dave_Notts
Ohh Dave aBlatant Hijacck :shock:
Against that wall matey
He's allowed to hi-jack it - it's his thread!
Besides he's bored!
ops: sorry What a muddled wally i can be 
Quote by Ian_Mids
Yeah Yeah, just admit it, you're a perv !!!
Quote by Dave__Notts
Yes, of course you do.................and you don't look at the pictures either
OI you two, piss off :kick: :lol2:
Quote by Dave__Notts
ps Ian_Mids......how do you control her
:angel: I'm a pussy cat, honest :angel:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
:angel: I'm a pussy cat, honest :angel:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she is...................................
...........with fecking big claws and fangs
Dave_Notts
Well come over here and find out for yourself Dave :rascal:
Yeah like your ever going to find me
I'll just follow the noise drowning out Birmingham airport
................ :flipa: Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Sometimes I just trawl the ads to see if people are in the right category
Yes, of course you do.................and you don't look at the pictures either :roll:
Dave_Notts
ps Ian_Mids......how do you control her
I just use the force Dave. Either that or i threaten to fart under the duvet and shove her head down under the covers....
Ian
Dave-Notts.......
Does the Royal Society For The Proctection Of Daddy-Long-Legs know about your twisted and evil methods of relieving your boredom???????????
equi-princess xxx
p.s. if i ever get bored.... i ring my mother.... and then let the phone sit on the table whilst she's talking.... she could talk for the U.N........ lol
Does the Royal Society For The Proctection Of Daddy-Long-Legs know about your twisted and evil methods of relieving your boredom???????????
equi-princess xxx
p.s. if i ever get bored.... i ring my mother.... and then let the phone sit on the table whilst she's talking.... she could talk for the U.N........ lol
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
p.s. if i ever get bored.... i ring my mother.... and then let the phone sit on the table whilst she's talking.... she could talk for the U.N........ lol
And then you do the ironing?
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
If I get bored I read pms from Dave Notts :giggle:
Think I'm supposed to be worried by his threats
When I get bored I just look at your avatar. Just noticed that your head is to the right in the photo - why did I think it was the other way?
Quote by westerross
If I get bored I read pms from Dave Notts :giggle:
Think I'm supposed to be worried by his threats
When I get bored I just look at your avatar. Just noticed that your head is to the right in the photo - why did I think it was the other way?
TE I know I'm a big girl but I don't have creases at the top of me boobs you know
:lol2:Now you have me wondering if others are thinking similar and I just missed it because I know what the full picture looks like :dunno:
Got bored yesturday so instead of playing the Xbox decided to do some house work so
vaced up all downstairs then mopped the floors (kitchen ,dining room , conservatory, play room) brought washing in folded it put away in ironing basket ,cleared dish washer refilled it and washed, cleaned cooker and all work tops ,went outside and cleared up after the dog.
Kaz came home after a busy morning at college "have you done the ironing"
Wish i had played the Xbox now
vaced up all downstairs then mopped the floors (kitchen ,dining room , conservatory, play room) brought washing in folded it put away in ironing basket ,cleared dish washer refilled it and washed, cleaned cooker and all work tops ,went outside and cleared up after the dog.
Kaz came home after a busy morning at college "have you done the ironing"
Wish i had played the Xbox now
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
If I get bored I read pms from Dave Notts :giggle:
Think I'm supposed to be worried by his threats
When I get bored I just look at your avatar. Just noticed that your head is to the right in the photo - why did I think it was the other way?
TE I know I'm a big girl but I don't have creases at the top of me boobs you know
:lol2:Now you have me wondering if others are thinking similar and I just missed it because I know what the full picture looks like :dunno:
Well judging by the tumescent (always wanted to use that word here!) flesh on show, I bet the the rest of the photo is something else!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
When I get bored I just look at your avatar. Just noticed that your head is to the right in the photo - why did I think it was the other way?
TE I know I'm a big girl but I don't have creases at the top of me boobs you know
:lol2:Now you have me wondering if others are thinking similar and I just missed it because I know what the full picture looks like
I thought your head was to the left too, I guess that's because head to the left is the way you see most people, the other way is just upside down!
Chris
Quote by marmalaid
At least you didn't pull it's legs off lol
Go have a wank it's much more entertaining!
Do you really think that Dave could spend an entire 30 mins wanking, let alone the 2 hours 45 mins!!!
Do you need some more daddy long legs, Dave? I have plenty!
Only if they have tied their legs in a knot and flying upside down.............I have my standards............not any old daddy-long-legs will do
You are right about the wanking tho........ :shock:
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
At least you didn't pull it's legs off lol
Go have a wank it's much more entertaining!
Do you really think that Dave could spend an entire 30 mins wanking, let alone the 2 hours 45 mins!!!
Do you need some more daddy long legs, Dave? I have plenty!
Only if they have tied their legs in a knot and flying upside down.............I have my standards............not any old daddy-long-legs will do
You are right about the wanking tho........ :shock:
Dave_Notts
I think you we could set up a circular venture here between you and my nephew, he ties their shoelaces together and puts their wings on upside down, then you watch them sort theirselves out.
PS There seem to have been an awful lot of Sheryl Crow songs on the radio this morning, has there been a resurgence in her popularity recently? (I was ready to come back and appologise for my dimness when I realised that they were actually playing CD's on the shop floor, but I've just heard the Radio 2 jingle, so that's ok)
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Well Dave, I sit here thinking of all the times you have got lost or rang for directions when you are outside the venue.
It keeps me laughing for ages :lol2:
Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:
Dave_Notts
bouncy bouncy!!! Can I sit next to you at the next munch? 