Sad things you do when you are bored

14 Sep 2005

What do you do when you are bored?
This question came to mind tonight because I am extremely bored and have just spent the past 30 mins watching a daddy-long-legs who has managed to tie its legs in a knot, and is now upside down and moving across the floor of the living room. This has been my entertainment and I have come to the conclusion that tonight.......I am very bloody sad redface

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The reason I have been watching this insect, was to see if it could do a Harry Houdini and untie himself.......now that makes me sound more sad :shock:
Ah well......original question stands. Stands back and watches this thread crash and burn lol

Dave_Notts

14 Sep 2005

Well Dave, I sit here thinking of all the times you have got lost or rang for directions when you are outside the venue.
It keeps me laughing for ages :lol2:

14 Sep 2005

At least you didn't pull it's legs off lol
Go have a wank it's much more entertaining!
lol

14 Sep 2005

Surely this is an answer to Meats "Whats Debbiewebs upto" post wink

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
What do you do when you are bored?
Dave_Notts

Wank!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well no, I tell a lie.............
I do that anyway. redface

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:grin: :grin:

14 Sep 2005

I drink more beer

14 Sep 2005

I change my avatar...
oh, and have a wank sometimes! :twisted:

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well Dave, I sit here thinking of all the times you have got lost or rang for directions when you are outside the venue.
It keeps me laughing for ages :lol2:

Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:
Dave_Notts

14 Sep 2005

Quote by MOORHOPPER
Surely this is an answer to Meats "Whats Debbiewebs upto" post

Dave if it wasent for this place.......... i think i would of shot me self by now! :eeek:
so my advice would be............ look at some old posts and bring them up!.if the ones dont intereast you now rolleyes

Debs wishes she was with Dave right now to give him a big HUG
lov ya babes
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Sep 2005

i sit and pick the dead skin off my feet

14 Sep 2005

Pluck the hairs out of the end of me nose :grin:
M

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Can be even more sad here Dave
I was on the Bus the other day and I could not take my eyes off the Driver.....
You sure you aint changed Jobs ?
He was your fecking twin.
My mate who was with me just could not work out why I was getting off the Bus muttering OMFG OMFG OMFG as we walked into the cafe.
Is the world ready for 2 Dave Notts
Steph
@ yer the original dave

2 Dave_Notts :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hell woman, the world isn't ready for 1 yet biggrin

Dave_Notts
PS I don't drive buses..................I would never be able to remember the route :D

14 Sep 2005

Is the spider still in knots? :P
Bex loves spiders and is worried the wee spider is uncomfortable :rose:
....OK so I'm bored too!
innocent

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
What do you do when you are bored?
This question came to mind tonight because I am extremely bored and have just spent the past 30 mins watching a daddy-long-legs who has managed to tie its legs in a knot, and is now upside down and moving across the floor of the living room. This has been my entertainment and I have come to the conclusion that tonight.......I am very bloody sad .
The reason I have been watching this insect, was to see if it could do a Harry Houdini and untie himself.......now that makes me sound more sad :shock:
Ah well......original question stands. Stands back and watches this thread crash and burn
Dave_Notts

You should have filmed it then we all could have watched it . :lol:

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:

Leave my chest alone, I've only just got you out of my cleavage from Leicester :rascal:
Just tell me which wall you want me against and as long as its not at the end of a firing range I'll be there :giggle:

14 Sep 2005

Quote by berksbex
Is the spider still in knots? :P
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nope not yet .........but hoping :twisted: :twisted:

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Surely this is an answer to Meats "Whats Debbiewebs upto" post

Dave if it wasent for this place.......... i think i would of shot me self by now! :eeek:
so my advice would be............ look at some old posts and bring them up!.if the ones dont intereast you now rolleyes

Debs wishes she was with Dave right now to give him a big HUG
lov ya babes
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxx
OOOOHHHH sorry Hun :wink:

14 Sep 2005

Quote by berksbex
Is the spider still in knots? :P
Bex loves spiders and is worried the wee spider is uncomfortable :rose:
....OK so I'm bored too!

It is a daddy-long-legs not a spider.......and it is still in knots and upside down........if I had a cam I could show the most boring bloody scene for everyone :shock:
Dave_Notts

14 Sep 2005

Quote by MOORHOPPER
Surely this is an answer to Meats "Whats Debbiewebs upto" post

Dave if it wasent for this place.......... i think i would of shot me self by now! :eeek:
so my advice would be............ look at some old posts and bring them up!.if the ones dont intereast you now rolleyes

Debs wishes she was with Dave right now to give him a big HUG
lov ya babes
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxx
OOOOHHHH sorry Hun :wink:
shell we kiss and make up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Sep 2005

Oh No We'll all meet up one day and arrange a proper kiss and make up :beer: xxx

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:

Leave my chest alone, I've only just got you out of my cleavage from Leicester :rascal:
Just tell me which wall you want me against and as long as its not at the end of a firing range I'll be there :giggle:
Oh this has just reminded me.......................
Many moons ago............I was on a firing range and working in the butts (not that kind you dirty minded lot) when a complication happened. So the range master gave me a red flag on a pole and told me to "Hoist it". He said the firing would stop and the complication could be solved. So I done as told and climbed on top of the butts and waved the flag. After a few whistles past me the firing stopped. At this point the range master came up to me and knocked seven shades of crap out of me and said that he had never witnessed anything so stupid in his life. What he meant was to put it in a device that raised it clear of the butts.......................ahhhhh well.....you live and learn.......well I just about did that time redface

Dave_Notts

14 Sep 2005

Lately I've taken to shaving my torso with patterns....sort of squares, chequer board and quadrant styles and diagonal slash lines type things, it's a bugger cos I can only afford to get bored every few weeks else I havn't got fuck all to shave, but I can get fairly engrossed in getting the lines straight and it kills a couple of hours, I'm currently sporting a left half square shave from navel level to nipple, which still leaves me a full right half to get bored with tommorrow, sort of boredom budgeting. If I've no shaving left then I just sleep.

14 Sep 2005

Hey Dave, why don't you research your coat of arms and shave the design for that into your chest hair?

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts

Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:

Leave my chest alone, I've only just got you out of my cleavage from Leicester :rascal:
Just tell me which wall you want me against and as long as its not at the end of a firing range I'll be there :giggle:
Oh this has just reminded me.......................
Many moons ago............I was on a firing range and working in the butts (not that kind you dirty minded lot) when a complication happened. So the range master gave me a red flag on a pole and told me to "Hoist it". He said the firing would stop and the complication could be solved. So I done as told and climbed on top of the butts and waved the flag.
After a few whistles past me the firing stopped. At this point the range master came up to me and knocked seven shades of crap out of me and said that he had never witnessed anything so stupid in his life. What he meant was to put it in a device that raised it clear of the butts.......................ahhhhh well.....you live and learn.......well I just about did that time redface

Dave_Notts
Ohh Dave aBlatant Hijacck :shock:
Against that wall matey drinkies

14 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Lately I've taken to shaving my torso with patterns....sort of squares, chequer board and quadrant styles and diagonal slash lines type things, it's a bugger cos I can only afford to get bored every few weeks else I havn't got fuck all to shave, but I can get fairly engrossed in getting the lines straight and it kills a couple of hours, I'm currently sporting a left half square shave from navel level to nipple, which still leaves me a full right half to get bored with tommorrow, sort of boredom budgeting. If I've no shaving left then I just sleep.

ooo Dave you have disappointed me now
i can only play naught's and crosses redface

14 Sep 2005

the strangest thing I did when I was bored was the ironing :shock:
now I have shiney black trousers

14 Sep 2005

Quote by MOORHOPPER

Oi Miss Bouncy-castle-on-her-chest, you will never let it lie will you...................since you won't lie.........fancy it against the wall instead :rascal:

Leave my chest alone, I've only just got you out of my cleavage from Leicester :rascal:
Just tell me which wall you want me against and as long as its not at the end of a firing range I'll be there :giggle:
Oh this has just reminded me.......................
Many moons ago............I was on a firing range and working in the butts (not that kind you dirty minded lot) when a complication happened. So the range master gave me a red flag on a pole and told me to "Hoist it". He said the firing would stop and the complication could be solved. So I done as told and climbed on top of the butts and waved the flag.
After a few whistles past me the firing stopped. At this point the range master came up to me and knocked seven shades of crap out of me and said that he had never witnessed anything so stupid in his life. What he meant was to put it in a device that raised it clear of the butts.......................ahhhhh well.....you live and learn.......well I just about did that time redface

Dave_Notts
Ohh Dave aBlatant Hijacck :shock:
Against that wall matey drinkies

He's allowed to hi-jack it - it's his thread! lol

Besides he's bored!

14 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
the strangest thing I did when I was bored was the ironing :shock:
now I have shiney black trousers

have to tell me when your bored next...........have loads of ironing to do :giggle:

14 Sep 2005

Sometimes I just trawl the ads to see if people are in the right category rolleyes

14 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sometimes I just trawl the ads to see if people are in the right category

Yeah Yeah, just admit it, you're a perv !!!
Ian