saturday ???

24 Sep 2005

feels wierd tonight being saturday night (well still officially saturday afternoon)...
each weekend ive attended parties/munch/clubs and met lots of you lovely people...
in fact ive enjoyed it so much im a bit sad that tonight ive made no plans and might have a night in with a bottle of red biggrin

well.....at least i hope i can count this as time off for good behaviour smile

****bottle of red****is in no way to be mistaken for dinos other half....
they only swing in clubs
dargento XXXXX

24 Sep 2005

as long as you dont go attempting a BB experience with that bottel afterwards then i think youll be ok. lol
i havent got much planned for this evening. After working in a nightclub for a year and a half its actually nice just to be able to sit in on a sat evening. but omg isnt TV crap???
i actually am in the process of arranging to meet up with a site member, so maybe this sat wont be as dull /quiet as first expected
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

lol ....bloody TV (i am talking about television Judy)
i hardly switch the thing on anymore ...much rather gas on here or go meeting people....
as for the night club scene i hear ya......unless its tropicanas in blackburn...dont mind the ethos there smile

24 Sep 2005

Never mind dargento, at least you're out on Wednesday night instead lol

:lol: :lol:
I'm home alone tonight too, but that's OK cos X Factor is on innocent

24 Sep 2005

:happy: i love x factor
did i say that out loud?? sod it
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

its rubbish come on

24 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
:happy: i love x factor
did i say that out loud?? sod it
xx fem xxx

I applyed for Fame Academy once. Didn't get past the first round. sad

Did I say THAT out loud? redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Oh good god, what have I just let myself in for?!?!?!?!? Let the piss taking commence. :P

24 Sep 2005

MAG , get in your fooking car NOW. lol
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
MAG , get in your fooking car NOW. lol
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

still here then ???? mad

if you dont get a shift on looks like x factor will be the hi-light of my evening, mind you even if you do get here that still might be the case lol
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
. . . . . . . . and might have a night in with a bottle of red

Hmm.
I'm just wondering whether to crack open one of the Italian twins (or both) or to my pretty myself up and get off to Yorks II.
dunno

24 Sep 2005

:shock: crack open a twin??? wouldnt that hurt them?
xx fem xx

24 Sep 2005

Well Dargento why no have a pampering evening instead????
Go out in the garden and dig up some mud for your face mask, shave all those bits you have been dying to do for ages, paint your toenails with paint from the garage, and finally hose off in the garden.............................................................works for me every time hahahahahahaha
Anyway I am in tonight as well because I was too lasy to sort anything out tonight so x factor is for me too smile

24 Sep 2005

Sorry to say this but I love X Factor redface

Ian leaves the room while its on but it has me in stiches :lol2:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
:shock: crack open a twin??? wouldnt that hurt them?
xx fem xx

Not if you're extremely gentle. Tender almost. With a soft, caressing touch.
As I gently hold the very tip of my tool against the firm, but yeilding entrance to Italy's finest white juices and push, oh so softly. Adjusting my position to near vertical as I begin to turn the handle one way, the bottle the other, in a defined screwing motion.
Driving and drilling my tool ever deeper. Almost to the hilt. Until it will go no further without causing damage.
Turning my hands now to take a leg in each.
Prising down and open, pulling and pushing.
Without mercy.
Until that distinctive "pop" makes itself heard, and I can once more indulge in the sweet taste of my second favourite liquid.

24 Sep 2005

:shock: :shock: dambuster wow must investigate twins lol

24 Sep 2005

Feel for you mate, had some of my best times at and after munches... post munch blues...
Still I should look on the bright side if I were you, your other half not just emptied a 1/3 of the loft into the lounge as she is in a tidying mood :shock:

Time to declare a state of emergency and order pizza methinks...

24 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm home alone tonight too, but that's OK cos X Factor is on

Oh dear oh dear oh dear :karaoke: :bolt:

24 Sep 2005

oi!!!!!
go make your own bloody threads.........
there was me....telling every 1 of my lonely night in and next thing you know were taking about Xfactor FFS......
well...im not having it i tell ya....im going to complain to bluexxx and appeal to her sense of fair play in this......
oh.....it was blue who started the Fing Xfactor off ....bah lol
well thanks corrie for some tips etc....i can go out into the garden/yard but my terriers might eat me alive.....either that or only slightly better slobber all over me lol....
(i hope these bloody tablets dont wear off )

24 Sep 2005

:2fingers: :giggle:
but the x factor is soooooooo funny
xxx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

Looks like it'll be a quiet night in here what with the Yorks Munch on and all.
:yawn: Oooooooops, sorry! redface

ops:

24 Sep 2005

eager

you naughty thread hi jacker
wouldnt catch me ever doing that
lol
xx fem xxx

24 Sep 2005

X Factor was good.... now watching the Xtra Factor on ITV2...
Oh blissful life lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

24 Sep 2005

X factor was great as usual
:happy: :karaoke:
Am now trying to decide if I am brave enough to watch "Afterlife" on my own in the house - looks V. scary! bolt

24 Sep 2005

well seeings the yorks munch is on we could always pretend we're there........... something like
M & H enter feeling very nervous and aprehensive cos they've never done a munch before, looking into each others eyes they immediately have a silent understanding..... quick head to the bar, get one in and survey the arriving masses :grin:
ducks down below the parapet before dargento murders him for hijacking his thread rolleyes

24 Sep 2005

yeah doing lots of ducking tonight Steph, don't want to get meself into trouble :shock:
and i needn't of bothered ducking in LMU, the thread got deleted : rotflmao

24 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
yeah doing lots of ducking tonight Steph, don't want to get meself into trouble :shock:
and i needn't of bothered ducking in LMU, the thread got deleted :

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Is ducking a new form of dogging? :P
Am I missing something? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is it naughty? :rascal: :rascal:

24 Sep 2005

Well ...... Duck does rhyme with .......

24 Sep 2005

Ducking........ to bend ones knees and lower the body......... as in get down below the fecking parapet before the baddies 'n grumpies (in this case the mods.... oops only joking smile

) see you :grin:
We and steph been doing quite a bit of ducking and running tonite :)

24 Sep 2005

ive now consumed best part of 2 bottles of wine.....
i cant follow this thread at all now......
its been "nicked" "hijacked" re-hijacked" "and invaded over and over....
mind you when i was a little bit sober it was quite funny.......
and im far to chilled to be murdering any 1 tonight....and if ES is right i fancy a right good "ducking" too lol

:lol: :lol: